Screwattack: Top 10 Video Game Wimps

**samejamesbond** · 05-13-2010, 09:10 AM

While there have been legends in gaming we all want to be, there are others we
just look at and thank our lucky stars we aren't that aweful. But who are the worst?

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I completely disagree with Johnny Cage being on this list, he's one of the most
awesome MK characters of all time. I also think putting every Final Fantasy
character as a wimp was terrible too, Squall > Edward.

**Dudebro** · 05-13-2010, 03:23 PM

Most FF leads are not exactly manly. They may be brave but it's usually after they cry for the first half of the game.

**samejamesbond** · 05-13-2010, 03:25 PM

So true. Squall does cry when Rinoa was hurt.

**CrispyChicken** · 08-10-2010, 04:00 PM

I thought the poll was for something else so I voted Luigi. I meant to vote for Tingle. If a mod can fix that, that'd be great if not, it's okay.

**Darkdragon** · 08-10-2010, 04:27 PM

While I agree with Slippy I must say that Toad from Mario is my choice. He is supposed to be Peach's bodyguard but fails everytime and he is just like Slippy in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

**Dudebro** · 08-10-2010, 04:32 PM

I fixed your vote ChrisP and now it's a tie.

**Demon-Mask** · 08-10-2010, 06:18 PM

Dan is not a wimp, he beat Sagat. He also taught himself how to fight, even taught himself to do a one-handed variant of the Hadouken.

I think they should have Genome Soldiers from MGS instead of the grunts from Halo.

The Genome Soldiers have a field of vision that is probably about twenty feet, they follow your footsteps no matter how obvious you are going in a circle to throw them off {they'll follow your footsteps until there are no footsteps to follow}. They can't fight you off while you are unarmed, despite the fact that there is usually around five of them, and they have assault rifles. They also are prone to falling asleep out of nowhere, getting beat up by people who have no combat experience, and having bouts of diarrhea while watching a prisoner who is obviously a high flight risk.

**jim5cents** · 08-10-2010, 06:24 PM

Castlecrashers, all the way

**Dudebro** · 08-10-2010, 06:33 PM

@DM- have you even played Halo? Grunts will run away screaming while waving their arms in the air at the first sighting of Master Chief. They're only brave when in a group or around bigger covenant. Once they're on their own they beg for their lives and cower.

**Demon-Mask** · 08-10-2010, 06:50 PM

Kind of like the soldiers in Metal Slug, if they are alone they run away and scream.

Okay, wow, but at least they have the vision range to see Master Chief.

**Slime Slayer** · 08-10-2010, 06:52 PM

I had to go with the guy who glass Joe beat, I mean, come on!

**CrispyChicken** · 08-10-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I fixed your vote ChrisP and now it's a tie.

Thanks, Tingle is just such a wimp, he's so fail. My second choice would've been Slippy Toad.

**DrunkN** · 08-10-2010, 11:14 PM

Lester the Unlikely is the only video game character who will run away from a turtle the first time he sees one.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 08-10-2010, 11:14 PM

I think Luigi is a coward because he couldn't even be brave in his own game

**DrunkN** · 08-10-2010, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by StarfoxFan2009

I think Luigi is a coward because he couldn't even be brave in his own game

But that's why I like WeeGee more than Mario. He's got some flavor to him.

**CrispyChicken** · 08-11-2010, 12:16 AM

Luigi is definitely not the biggest wimp on the list. You got Slippy, Otakon, Tingle, even the guy who lost to Glass Joe. Luigi wouldn't lose to Glass Joe lol

**joz** · 08-20-2010, 04:17 PM

I don't think you can top off peeing your pants.

**Winnebagel** · 08-25-2010, 09:57 AM

I voted for the guy who Glass Joe beat. I can't think of anything more pathetic than that.

**Mareeps** · 08-25-2010, 11:27 AM

I once saw somebody lose to Glass Joe. It was funny and sad at the same time.

**Winnebagel** · 08-25-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

I once saw somebody lose to Glass Joe. It was funny and sad at the same time.

Who was that? Someone you knew or just some random person? That could be the person the poll is talking about.

**Mareeps** · 08-25-2010, 08:54 PM

Some random person that I didn't know. Either way, it was funny.

**Winnebagel** · 08-25-2010, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

Some random person that I didn't know. Either way, it was funny.

You should feel fortunate. You met the guy this poll choice is about.

**Demon-Mask** · 08-26-2010, 07:39 PM

How do you lose to Glass Joe? The guy is asking to lose, so he can retire.

Whatever.

**warghoul** · 09-06-2010, 03:30 AM

Kage should not be on this list. If I could punch a dudes head off I'd still punch him in the nads...twice.

**Winnebagel** · 09-07-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by warghoul

Kage should not be on this list. If I could punch a dudes head off I'd still punch him in the nads...twice.

I agree. He should be on the list of greatest badasses instead. I only put him in the poll because it was in the video. It doesn't even make sense since he is one of the toughest and strongest characters in the entire MK Universe.