Back by popular demand!

**Kevin** · 09-03-2009, 07:49 PM

Guess Her Muff

Well, maybe not so much by popular demand, but back nonetheless.

Enjoy!

**sezthemank** · 09-03-2009, 09:46 PM

AHHa!
Hes brought it back!

**Winnebagel** · 09-03-2009, 09:48 PM

Hilarious stuff that. I was impressed with myself for how many I guessed correctly.

**sezthemank** · 09-03-2009, 09:52 PM

I only guessed about 1 outta 9.
terrible concidering Im a girl.

**Dudebro** · 09-04-2009, 12:51 AM

Where's all the hot chicks?

**Winnebagel** · 09-04-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Where's all the hot chicks?

I think they're on a different site DB. This site is more about the guess factor versus the hotness factor.

**Kevin** · 09-04-2009, 01:00 AM

A lot of these women get uglier once I see their muff. There are quite a few tasty ones scattered all throughout the archives.

**sezthemank** · 09-04-2009, 03:55 AM

I dont see what men find attractive about a womans pussy,
I think its ugly.

**Dudebro** · 09-04-2009, 04:44 AM

It depends on the guy sez. I don't like most that I see but some are just awesome. I also know guys who think they're all ugly(but they still like fucking it of course).

Another thing to consider is how different each vagina is. I think it's safe to say there's more variety compared to penises(maybe my research is off since I don't see many penises).
I prefer little or no hair and not much hanging down. Some girls have some serious roast beef curtain going on and it's not attractive, imo of course.
What do you guys/girls prefer?

Finally a subject I love talking about and it doesn't piss me off.

**sezthemank** · 09-04-2009, 08:28 AM

I thought pussys were basically the same ,
I know some are bigger and some are tighter.

I was told I had a nice pussy
I was like "What? there all the same"
he said "nah yours is pritty"
I was "Yeah thanks...whatever weirdo"
but it was then explained to me that pussy are actully different

I know all cocks are different in there own way.
It has to be clean before I go near it, Along with the balls.

Im not a massive fan of oral either.
Dont mind giving it
but not too keen on receving it.
It rather have a can of beer than have a fella go down on me.
Ive had girls go down on me and they are alot better, seriously

Wow Im talking about Cocks and pussys on RU

**TrakMastaTom** · 09-04-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Some girls have some serious roast beef curtain going on

Not a good look.

**OldTimer** · 09-04-2009, 03:19 PM

I actually like the meat curtains hanging down. They feel fucking awesome against the balls.

**sezthemank** · 09-04-2009, 05:18 PM

Yak I just had some roast beef.
Mine dont hand down
Id be quite deppressed if they did.

**ZedIsDead** · 09-05-2009, 01:43 AM

Most of them were pretty ugly. I guess "Guess Her Muff" isn't exactly top tier stuff.

**Dudebro** · 09-05-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sez

Im not a massive fan of oral.

Here's where you started to lose the guys.

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Dont mind giving it
but not too keen on receving it.
It rather have a can of beer than have a fella go down on me.

Here's where you won them over again.

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Ive had girls go down on me and they are alot better, seriously

As hot as that is it's just your perspective, you need to get with guys who know what they're doing.

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Originally Posted by TMT

Not a good look.

Amen brother.

**sezthemank** · 09-05-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

As hot as that is it's just your perspective, you need to get with guys who know what they're doing.

True.
It nice to have the clit played with, more than actully putting the tongue inside because its basically crap when that is done. fucking hate having to fake a orgasm outta politeness.
I like sucking dick when my nipples are being played with.
major turn on for me.

**Dudebro** · 09-05-2009, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sez

It nice to have the clit played with, more than actully putting the tongue inside because its basically crap when that is done.

Well yeah I hope all guys would know that after the first few times. If you're gonna put anything in there make sure it goes deep or the girl won't get much out of it.
Some guys really enjoy putting thier tongue inside so there's always that point.

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fucking hate having to fake a orgasm outta politeness.

Cut that shit out. If it's not working for you tell the guy so he knows. Obviously you don't have to be mean, just let him know what you like.

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I like sucking dick when my nipples are being played with.
major turn on for me.

You really wanna be the most popular person on the site huh?

I gotta say that's a great quality for a woman to have, you'll do fine with almost any guy you hook up with.

This is the best topic on RU now, just thought I'd mention that.

**sezthemank** · 09-05-2009, 06:51 AM

LOL this is a great topic.

Yeah I like sucking dick I also dont mind If the fella blows hios load all over my face and tits. I can also swallow.
The only problem I have is that I cant give head in the morning, I have to be awake for a few hour before Im capable of doing anything.
Id have to say my avorite position has to be doggy because it gets deeper inside and stuff.

I cant tell a fella when hes looking so proud of his self that actully Im falling asleep.
Its pritty horrible.
I suppose afterwards it could be menstioned.
It not all about size either, One time this guy had a massive dick and it was rubbish, but then this guy had a small cock and rocked my world.

Am I wrong to prefer basic hard quick fucking
compared to "making love" all slow and stuff.

I like both but prefer the first

**Smittycal** · 09-05-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

LOL this is a great topic.

Yeah I like sucking dick I also dont mind If the fella blows hios load all over my face and tits. I can also swallow.
The only problem I have is that I cant give head in the morning, I have to be awake for a few hour before Im capable of doing anything.
Id have to say my avorite position has to be doggy because it gets deeper inside and stuff.

I cant tell a fella when hes looking so proud of his self that actully Im falling asleep.
Its pritty horrible.
I suppose afterwards it could be menstioned.
It not all about size either, One time this guy had a massive dick and it was rubbish, but then this guy had a small cock and rocked my world.

Am I wrong to prefer basic hard quick fucking
compared to "making love" all slow and stuff.

I like both but prefer the first

I dont think that liking it short and quick is a bad thing. I know that when my wife and I have gone at it in the past that has been some of the most fufulling sex weve had. We both know we put everything in and were both ready for rest afterwords lol. I think like DB said though you need to find the right guy for that oral stuff. Just like not every woman can suck dick not every dude can lick pussy. Its a fact however that it all takes practice,practice, practice to get good at anything. Plus it takes communication. You have to be in a good relationship in the 1st place in order to tell your partner what you want and how you want it w/o sounding bossy. In the end if you tell them, or they tell you then it should be all good and fun for everyone involved.

Good topic BTW