Guess things about Kong

**DrunkN** · 05-19-2009, 04:46 PM

This is a game where you guess ridiculous things about Kong, I'm going to guess that he has to silver sporks that he finds totally useless.

**CatalystiCam** · 05-19-2009, 04:54 PM

uhh, bit of an odd game but I'm guessing he has video games

**Kevin** · 05-19-2009, 05:03 PM

I'm guessing he was one of those kids that could hack into his schools computers and change grades for him and his buddies.

**sezthemank** · 05-19-2009, 05:21 PM

Im guessing that everytime he looks at a banana he thinks of RU.

**yoshi_star10** · 05-19-2009, 06:09 PM

i guess he has a lot of bananas or eats them more often than other foods, i guess its kinda healthy though

**david man45** · 05-19-2009, 06:46 PM

I guess that Kong can beat bill gates in a contest to create a better website.

**DrunkN** · 05-19-2009, 06:58 PM

I'm guessing that Kong has a cat which he throws in a cage to battle with squirrels while drinking Starbucks coffee.

**sezthemank** · 05-19-2009, 07:02 PM

I bet kong has a great MP3/MP4 player.

**Kugyince** · 05-19-2009, 07:08 PM

I guess that Kong is my secret admirer.

**Slime Slayer** · 05-19-2009, 07:53 PM

3 balls

**jim5cents** · 05-19-2009, 07:55 PM

i think kong is really the guy that used the power glove in the wizard...its so bad.

**Slime Slayer** · 05-19-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

i think kong is really the guy that used the power glove in the wizard...its so bad.

and thats why he became obsessed with video game high scores, loosing a tournament to a retard will do strange things to a man.

**Kevin** · 05-19-2009, 10:56 PM

My guess is that Kong walks with a pimp limp. And possibly a pimp cane.

**Dudebro** · 05-19-2009, 11:24 PM

I guess Kong isn't his real name.

**Kugyince** · 05-19-2009, 11:26 PM

Daniel's real name isn't Kong?

**Dudebro** · 05-20-2009, 12:11 AM

Yeah I figured Daniel was his pen name.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-20-2009, 07:13 AM

you have brown hair....yes?

**DoctorRyanB1** · 05-20-2009, 08:57 AM

Kong is actually an evil time lord sent from the future to take over the Internet and rule the world. I'm guessing his TARDIS is actually a Donkey Kong arcade machine.

**sezthemank** · 05-20-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin

My guess is that Kong walks with a pimp limp. And possibly a pimp cane.

dont forget his grills and his knuckles dusters

I can see in my magic chrystal ball - kong on a skate board or on a surf board

i can read palms yall!