Valentines day present recommendations??

**david man45** · 02-10-2009, 02:32 PM

I need help! I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 months now and i need to get her a gift. Suggestions?

**Kong** · 02-10-2009, 02:49 PM

Tell her:

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Originally Posted by david

I feel weird treating you extra special just because Hallmark is telling me that is what happy couples do. Don't get me wrong, you are very special and I want to show you I care. I just don't want Hallmark to tell me when and how.

That should buy you an extra week.

Something simple like a pic-nic will work as well as jewelry and candy and roses and all the other traditional VD gifts.

**Kugyince** · 02-10-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by david man45

I need help! I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 months now and i need to get her a gift. Suggestions?

Syphilis, the gift that keeps on giving.

On a serious note, I'll assume she's 14 as well. The best bet is to do something that'll make her friends jealous. That's an instant win.

**jim5cents** · 02-10-2009, 04:15 PM

a shot will clear up syphillis...herpes...that is a different story. you could get her pregnant, that is a gift that keeps on giving.

**tanc24** · 02-10-2009, 05:12 PM

What's your budget?

Treat her to a manicure/pedicure. $60
Or buy her an hour massage: $90

**Dudebro** · 02-10-2009, 06:06 PM

This is the only option

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Somewhat NSFW.

**mj23** · 02-10-2009, 06:37 PM

buy her a pack of gum and when she questions why, say "DONT QUESTION ME WOMAN! I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!!"

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**david man45** · 02-11-2009, 06:13 PM

i decided a REALLY big teddy bear with a rose

**Dudebro** · 02-11-2009, 08:27 PM

You didn't like my idea?

**TrakMastaTom** · 02-11-2009, 09:03 PM

I agree with Dudebro.

**Dudebro** · 02-12-2009, 12:24 AM

If the girl is cool she'll prefer my idea. TMT knows the deal.

**Kugyince** · 02-12-2009, 04:14 AM

I say print her out a map to the nearest Planned Parenthood.

**Dudebro** · 02-12-2009, 05:39 AM

**Kong** · 02-12-2009, 06:24 AM

I wonder if that was intentional?

**Dudebro** · 02-12-2009, 07:54 AM

Either way it's good advice.

**jim5cents** · 02-12-2009, 09:25 AM

that pic is absolutely classic.

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Originally Posted by tenser

On a serious note, I'll assume she's 14 as well. The best bet is to do something that'll make her friends jealous. That's an instant win.

i agree...something simple like a ton of balloons, decorations, and flowers stuck to her locker would be a good start, something that everybody would see all day.

**mj23** · 02-12-2009, 04:52 PM

i could come and sing to her if the pay is good and you live within 30 miles of me

i could make a real scene singing "happy together" by the turtles or some sick frankie valli stuff

**TrakMastaTom** · 02-12-2009, 06:08 PM

Dude, yes, hire MJ.

Thumbs up.

**sabby** · 02-12-2009, 06:29 PM

TMT - You could probably throw a slow rhyme in there for david couldn't you?

**TrakMastaTom** · 02-12-2009, 07:29 PM

Oh yeah, man. We'll do some Justin Timberlake/Timbaland style stuff.

Hire us, Davidman. It'll be awesome. Haha.

**mj23** · 02-12-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TrakMastaTom

Oh yeah, man. We'll do some Justin Timberlake/Timbaland style stuff.

Hire us, Davidman. It'll be awesome. Haha.

oh!!!!! that would be so sweet although im a tenor im not a justin timberlake type singer i have a VERY wide range but tmt i think that would be sick to do, me and you could make a better cd than michael jackson could

**TrakMastaTom** · 02-12-2009, 08:59 PM

Straight up!

Hahaha.

**Kugyince** · 02-13-2009, 01:16 AM

I would hire MJ.

MJ could you do my wedding song? Garth Brooks: To Make You Feel My Love

**mj23** · 02-13-2009, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

I would hire MJ.

MJ could you do my wedding song? Garth Brooks: To Make You Feel My Love

nah i think ill pass

**count100** · 02-13-2009, 05:46 AM

I will take you up on that one Tenser. ;D