The 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters (From Otherwise Great Games)

**Hobbes** · 02-22-2008, 02:34 PM

From Cracked.com
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Nice list feel free to add your own, or talk about the list-

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#15.
Baby Mario from Yoshi's Island
#14.
Miles "Tails" Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog 2
#13.
Slippy Toad from Star Fox 64
#12.
Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4
#11.
Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
#10.
Natalya from Goldeneye
#9.
John Madden from the Madden Football Series
#8.
Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
#7.
Tingle from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
#6.
Daxter from Jak and Daxter
#5.
Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing
#4.
The Cops from Road Rash
#3.
Waluigi from Mario Tennis
#2.
Every Racer that uses Comeback A.I., from Countless Racing Games
#1.
The Dog from Duck Hunt

At the link they talk about the list-
I agree strongly with #13, #10, and #8.

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Slippy Toad from Star Fox 64
This toad pilot and mechanical genius is a valued member of the Star Fox team. That is, until he opens his mouth, engages in combat, or pretty much does anything.

Why he annoyed us:
You'd think that a toad flying a jet fighter in space would be nothing short of awesome. You'd be wrong. During every mission, Slippy quickly makes himself the most hated member of the Star Fox team by using his high-pitched voice to shout random, useless advice. During combat, his idea of dogfighting seems to be getting trapped by the enemy and bugging Fox to save him.

We're assured during the game that his mechanical expertise makes him invaluable, which must be the only reason he isn't blown out of the sky by friendly fire five seconds after takeoff.

I can't count the number of times I had to go and save his worthless butt. Then he'd die anyway and screw up my game.

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Natalya from Goldeneye
James Bond must protect this computer programmer who once worked on the deadly GoldenEye satellite that has been hijacked by terrorists. Her expertise was essential in stopping it from attacking London, which means every bad guy in the game is going to try to shoot her while you, as Bond, must throw yourself in front of their bullets.

Why she annoyed us:
"Ok Natalya, here's the deal. I'll kill all the bad guys and complete the mission objectives. All you have to do is not die and under no circumstances should you step in front of me while I'm shooting. If you get the urge to fire your revolver or type on a keyboard with closed-fists, go right ahead. Just don't die. Think you can handle that?"

No she can't. If James Bond is licensed to kill, Natalya must be licensed to die. She, like the aforementioned Ashley Graham, was born with a rare genetic disorder that disables her instinct for self-preservation.

Natalya also reinforces a double-standard. It's ok for her to ruin James Bond's missions by dying unexpectedly, or bitch at him for icing Boris, her scumbag computer programmer friend. But should we suddenly feel the need to turn on her and unload two RCP-90 clips into her skull, it's considered "wrong" and "misogynist" and "pathological".

lol at the close fist typing, and yep I have unloaded 2 RCP-90 clips into her as well...

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Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
In Ocarina of Time, Navi is Link's fairy companion on his quest to save Hyrule. She shows how much she cares for Link by constantly pestering him like a nagging, clingy spouse.

Why she annoyed us:
Anyone who has ever played this game should remember constantly hearing a tiny little voice saying:

"Hey!...Hey!...Listen!...Hey!...Watch out!...Hey!..."

STFU! I'm trying to have an adventure here. God damn.

lol at the last line.

**oasis** · 02-22-2008, 02:46 PM

that is great i would add marumaru from blue dragon.... did they have to find the most anoying thing ever... and then say hey hes anoying no just wait untill he screams.

**sabby** · 02-22-2008, 02:48 PM

The Navi one cracks me up ;D.

I won't play Yoshi Island 2 for that very reason (Baby Mario).

As for number 1, they could not have picked a better annoyance. I've seen a flash where you can shoot the dog but what I wouldn't do to plug that dog between the eyes after I already used three shells and wiffed at the ducks.

The only annoying character I could think of at the moment was Edward the Bard on the US FFII. Cry, cry, cry is all he ever does. I never got very far in the game so I don't know if he finally grows up, but, geez man, enough with the water works.

**Kong** · 02-22-2008, 03:21 PM

This is my favorite

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#9.
John Madden from the Madden Football Series

Anyone played Joe Montana's Sports Talk Football? Joe is way more annoying than John but the list says they have to be "From Otherwise Great Games" and Sports Talk is not great in any way.

**mj23** · 02-22-2008, 06:39 PM

amy rose-newer sonic games i hate that she cant jump high and she cant kill enemies by just jumping on them she has to hit them with a stupid hammer

**Tails** · 02-22-2008, 06:42 PM

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amy rose-newer sonic games i hate that she cant jump high and she cant kill enemies by just jumping on them she has to hit them with a stupid hammer

i was gonna say that.

another would be Big the cat.

who care if his stupid frog is gone.

**Dudebro** · 02-22-2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sabby

The only annoying character I could think of at the moment was Edward the Bard on the US FFII. Cry, cry, cry is all he ever does. I never got very far in the game so I don't know if he finally grows up, but, geez man, enough with the water works.

No he never grows up. He does "help" the party later on in the story but other than that he's completely useless and annoying. Tellah should've nuked him when they first met.

I know it's vague but I think the most annoying characters in games are the super sexy, barely clothed, no muscles yet somehow super strong female characters.

**Tails** · 02-23-2008, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

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Originally Posted by sabby

The only annoying character I could think of at the moment was Edward the Bard on the US FFII. Cry, cry, cry is all he ever does. I never got very far in the game so I don't know if he finally grows up, but, geez man, enough with the water works.

No he never grows up. He does "help" the party later on in the story but other than that he's completely useless and annoying. Tellah should've nuked him when they first met.

I know it's vague but I think the most annoying characters in games are the super sexy, barely clothed, no muscles yet somehow super strong female characters.

they are there for sex appeal i am assuming.

**Dudebro** · 02-23-2008, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sabby

The only annoying character I could think of at the moment was Edward the Bard on the US FFII. Cry, cry, cry is all he ever does. I never got very far in the game so I don't know if he finally grows up, but, geez man, enough with the water works.

No he never grows up. He does "help" the party later on in the story but other than that he's completely useless and annoying. Tellah should've nuked him when they first met.

I know it's vague but I think the most annoying characters in games are the super sexy, barely clothed, no muscles yet somehow super strong female characters.

they are there for sex appeal i am assuming.

Yeah that's my point, they're in the game for sex appeal. It's ok now and then but not like we see nowdays, most female characters are almost naked and somehow have same defense as a guy with armor on.

One character who annoys me is from Mass Effect.

Ashley(forgot her last name). She's not half naked. Maybe if she was it would've made her more tolerable.

I'm not sure what exactly annoys me about her personallity but she bugs me. If anyone has played Mass Effect maybe they feel the same way and can explain it better.

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 08:30 AM

yeah ashley was anoying ... let me just going around and saying skipper...

and dudebro you can get her naked later in the game in the sex scandle that have been driving parents insane ....

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 12:48 PM

The most annoying game characters I think is Navi from Zelda Ocarina Of Time Yoshi Baby Mario Toad from Mario Princess Peach Cootie Pie Bowser's Kid

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 01:01 PM

i think the most annoying thing in a game is mario when you finish a castle ... thank you mario for resuing me but the princess is in another castle..... world 2 thank you mario for rescuing me but the princess is in another castle... you think he would try and get the right one by world 4 but no lets just visit them all

**Dudebro** · 02-24-2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by oasis

yeah ashley was anoying ... let me just going around and saying skipper...

and dudebro you can get her naked later in the game in the sex scandle that have been driving parents insane ....

Yeah I know, I'm just trying to get the Blue girl to get alittle randy. She's cooler than Ashely.

**Tails** · 02-24-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sabby

The only annoying character I could think of at the moment was Edward the Bard on the US FFII. Cry, cry, cry is all he ever does. I never got very far in the game so I don't know if he finally grows up, but, geez man, enough with the water works.

No he never grows up. He does "help" the party later on in the story but other than that he's completely useless and annoying. Tellah should've nuked him when they first met.

I know it's vague but I think the most annoying characters in games are the super sexy, barely clothed, no muscles yet somehow super strong female characters.

they are there for sex appeal i am assuming.

Yeah that's my point, they're in the game for sex appeal. It's ok now and then but not like we see nowdays, most female characters are almost naked and somehow have same defense as a guy with armor on.

One character who annoys me is from Mass Effect.

Ashley(forgot her last name). She's not half naked. Maybe if she was it would've made her more tolerable.

I'm not sure what exactly annoys me about her personallity but she bugs me. If anyone has played Mass Effect maybe they feel the same way and can explain it better.

Well..

for Double Dragon 2 to be released to the US, they had to completely redo marion. before he clothes were see through and a short skirt but in the final version the total opposite.

guess it started with that.. thats my guess

**rambo** · 02-25-2008, 08:23 PM

jinjos from banjo kazooie. HOLY CRAP I HATE THEM!!

**ilovepandas** · 02-25-2008, 09:09 PM

slippy from starfox was pretty lame. but Kat from starfox 64 is even worse. she flew into you while you were flying around acid spewing in your face and shed mess everything up while saying make way for kat and then you would most likely crash...ugggh! that made me mad

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-26-2008, 08:05 AM

Yeah I hear you on that. Kat was very Annoying. And it made it harder for you to try and get your points for your badge.

**ilovepandas** · 02-29-2008, 02:35 AM

that was ridiculous. id always try and shoot Kat..and Slippy

**joshofsilence** · 03-04-2008, 04:22 PM

That stupid dog was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

**Wrensday** · 03-06-2008, 12:23 PM

anytime i see hear or anything that has to do with yuffie i get the urge to kill

**powerfullove** · 03-06-2008, 03:17 PM

Navi was hell, her voice is still ringing in my head.

**Belmontzar** · 10-29-2009, 04:06 PM

I agree with the Navi and Ashley (res 4) verdicts..
Nothing worse when surrounded by zombies or anything and hearing those two.

Id love to see a doom mod with exploding Navi...
I liked genesis era Tails. I know its wrong but I still think of cute little Tails as a girl in the genesis sagas...

**samejamesbond** · 10-29-2009, 04:31 PM

Why isn't he on the list:

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I mean come on:

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Navi never bothered me, but the Dog is a different story.

**the_riesen** · 10-29-2009, 05:33 PM

mine would be....

1. Riku FFX and FFX-2 (i get it arleady...she's a girl....)
2. R-coil (hey the only time you actually use him is when you forget you have him lol)
3. Princess Peach (come on seriously its been like 30 years quit getting kidnapped)
4. the police in GTA 4.....(oh all you did was tap me, i'm still going to shoot to kill lol)
5. Kintaro (sp) Mortal Kombat 2......i had nightmares about him, and me and my friends always say KINTARO WINS when a situation seems impossible lol.

**Mareeps** · 10-30-2009, 02:03 PM

daisy from any of the mario spin offs, like mario kart or mario party.
that voice, its worse than 10 navis shouting "HEY"