Greatest 3 Seconds of Your Life

**samejamesbond** · 10-26-2010, 11:32 PM

Yes, of your entire life.
Nothing tops it, not even being born.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq4jWSQNd8]YouTube - Go ! Bwaaah ![/ame]

**Dudebro** · 10-26-2010, 11:36 PM

I thought this was gonna be a topic about losing ones virginity.

That would've been better than this imo. Not sure what you're going for with this but I find it mean to laugh at a kid smashing their face into the pavement.

**DrunkN** · 10-26-2010, 11:43 PM

Well...yeah. I won't deny I laughed a little bit, I've had this kind of thing happen with a dog too.

Not quite a lot to think about here. Did this really need it's own topic?

**samejamesbond** · 10-26-2010, 11:45 PM

That's not the funny part, the funny part is the girl's grunt as she hit's the ground.

I'll admit, the girl getting hurt isn't funny but as I said, the girl's grunt is.

Edit: It doesn't hurt to give it its own topic, if it was in Media Player, it wouldn't change a thing.

**Dudebro** · 10-26-2010, 11:49 PM

Maybe it's just me but I still don't see it as funny at all.

**samejamesbond** · 10-26-2010, 11:51 PM

I guess it depends on your tastes.

Everyone I showed it to burst out laughing.

**TrakMastaTom** · 10-26-2010, 11:53 PM

Children getting hurt is almost always funny to me. As long as it's not serious. I mean...she'll get over it. It will be OK.

And I thought it was hilarious. But nothing will ever top this:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsncgmVEW8I]YouTube - Kid smacks his head and gets owned twice in under 2 mins.[/ame]

**Dudebro** · 10-27-2010, 12:02 AM

What a great mom laughing at her kid hurting himself and not even trying to prevent him from falling.

**TrakMastaTom** · 10-27-2010, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

What a great mom laughing at her kid hurting himself and not even trying to prevent him from falling.

Oh please. I think he'll be alright.

I'm glad I wasn't babied when I was a kid. I skinned my knees, bumped my head, have a scar on my eyebrow from where my sister slammed me into a door...and I'm a better man for it.

Kids are wimpy enough as it is. Let em hit their face on a sidewalk or fall off a slide once in a while.

**RU Joe** · 10-27-2010, 12:16 AM

DB:

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I thought this was gonna be a topic about losing ones virginity.

+1.
You are priceless, DB.

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What a great mom laughing at her kid hurting himself and not even trying to prevent him from falling.

Some parents consider that to be 'educating' their child, apparently.
I once saw a mom let her toddler walk towards the head of a 2 story staircase unattended, and she just sat there with this stupid smile on her face, watching ... while I had a small heart attack, expecting to see her kid's little body hurtle down the stairs head first ...

ON TOPIC:
I believe that the 'Greatest 3 Seconds of Your Life' is referring to that time in our young lives where we discover gravity.

**Slime Slayer** · 10-27-2010, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I thought this was gonna be a topic about losing ones virginity.

3 seconds DB? that's gotta be a record.

**Dudebro** · 10-27-2010, 12:38 AM

@TMT- I'm with you on not babying kids but I think laughing at their pain is a little much.

@steven- Where do you think the term "two pump chump" comes from?

Btw what's up with the rate happy people tonight? JG said he +1ed me and when I scroll up I'm neutral like he brought me up from the negatives? Jeez people what gives?

**TrakMastaTom** · 10-27-2010, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

@TMT- I'm with you on not babying kids but I think laughing at their pain is a little much.

I think "pain" might be an overstatement. That kid was probably just scared. I mean he fell face first into SAND. I don't think sand is breaking any bones.

Plus, he made a hilarious noise.

**Dudebro** · 10-27-2010, 12:55 AM

We'll just have to agree to disagree on this part. I know the kid was fine but it still was kinda mean to laugh at him when all he wants is his parent to comfort him.

**Kugyince** · 10-27-2010, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TrakMastaTom

Oh please. I think he'll be alright.

I'm glad I wasn't babied when I was a kid. I skinned my knees, bumped my head, have a scar on my eyebrow from where my sister slammed me into a door...and I'm a better man for it.

Kids are wimpy enough as it is. Let em hit their face on a sidewalk or fall off a slide once in a while.

100% agree.

**Wrong Forum Bud** · 10-27-2010, 05:57 AM

I hope she's alright.
Her grunt sounded like something off a bad zombie game.

**joz** · 10-27-2010, 08:37 AM

I laugh till I cry sometimes with these kid videos.

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Originally Posted by TrakMastaTom

Oh please. I think he'll be alright.

I'm glad I wasn't babied when I was a kid. I skinned my knees, bumped my head, have a scar on my eyebrow from where my sister slammed me into a door...and I'm a better man for it.

I agree with not babying our youth and letting our kids learn from their mistakes. I remember in my elementary school, we had a jungle gym, monkey bars, one of those domed spider web things (all made out of metal) and got to play tackle football when ever we could convince our coach and it was all good. I only saw one kid get hurt one time, he broke his leg at the shin, while we were moving a portable official sized soccer goal, but that's only cause he was not fast enough and tripped. Even the kid with a limp got out of the way on time. Survival of the fittest I guess. Anyways, now at that same elementary, there are no more jungle gyms, monkey bars nor football of any kind being played. They all have to play Duck, Duck, Goose or kick ball...

My older brother slammed a fence on me while playing a game of Tag and a nail pierced through my eyebrow. I got like 3 stitches and a small scar for that.

**samejamesbond** · 10-27-2010, 02:09 PM

Why did I get a -1? I mean, its not like I'm trying to offend anyone, in fact I was trying to post
a funny video for others to enjoy, if you had a problem with it, I'm sure we could settle it via
Private Messagung.

I don't mind talking at all, in fact that helps solve our problems. It's much more fustrating for the
both of us if we just kept it to ourselves.

**Squall** · 10-27-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

I'm sure we could settle it via
Private Messagung.

Fail!

Sorry for the pointless post

**DrunkN** · 10-27-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Why did I get a -1? I mean, its not like I'm trying to offend anyone, in fact I was trying to post
a funny video for others to enjoy, if you had a problem with it, I'm sure we could settle it via
Private Messagung.

Oh come on. You shoulda known what you were getting yourself into with this.

**samejamesbond** · 10-27-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Oh come on. You shoulda known what you were getting yourself into with this.

True, but that doesn't change the fact that the -1 isn't necessary.
I mean, it's a harmless video.

**DrunkN** · 10-27-2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

I mean, it's a harmless video.

It is harder to see it that way though, considering that they don't show if the kid is fine in the video.

**Dudebro** · 10-27-2010, 05:16 PM

Hey if I can get rated down for disagreeing with laughing a kid smashing face first into the pavement I think you can deal with one for posting it.

Btw I didn't rate you up or down.

**samejamesbond** · 10-27-2010, 05:21 PM

That doesn't mean it's appropriate.
I actually found that post funny, I voted it up before.

**Dudebro** · 10-27-2010, 05:39 PM

I'm with DN on this. You should've known that some people would react negatively to this. Just take your lumps and move on.