Falcon Punch-Technique or Techno?

**DrunkN** · 09-24-2009, 07:34 PM

So I'm sure we all know about Captain Falcon, and his abilities to do things that are unnatural. Flaming fists and electric knees are not your every day traits, but the reason I put this topic in the debate was to ask people a serious question. Is Captain Falcon really a super human??

In my opinion, he does not have all these powers, but it is merely an advanced part of his gear. His knees, elbows, hands, and feet are all covered by a boot, a glove, or a pad, all of these use advanced futuristic technology such as an electric-discharge on impact or the power to increase the temperature of the air around it to such a magnitude that it catches flame!

Please tell me, what are your thoughts on this matter!?

**Mareeps** · 09-24-2009, 09:10 PM

who knows, either way, you never get tired of PAWNCHing your opponents

**DrunkN** · 09-24-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

who knows, either way, you never get tired of PAWNCHing your opponents

It is not you who is PAWNCHing though, it is only the machine, do not be fooled.

**OldTimer** · 09-24-2009, 09:41 PM

I can't believe this is even a topic.
I think I missed the the whole "Captain Falcon" thing.

**DrunkN** · 09-24-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OldTimer

I can't believe this is even a topic.
I think I missed the the whole "Captain Falcon" thing.

Clearly you are lacking in both appreciation and knowledge of Captain Falcon.

**samejamesbond** · 09-27-2009, 12:05 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw"]YouTube - Falcon Punch[/ame]
Still Epic after the billionth time.

It's most likely a technique, the Falcon Kick/Punch has flames extending behind him.
Captain Falcon can also run 500 MPH.

**DrunkN** · 09-27-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

It's most likely a technique, the Falcon Kick/Punch has flames extending behind him.
Captain Falcon can also run 500 MPH.

But still, if the knee is clearly the source of his up-b attack, it is more than likely he has more secrets. I think his ability to run comes from a mix of his boots, his knee implants, and his overall fitness.

**Mareeps** · 09-27-2009, 05:35 PM

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3278934

**samejamesbond** · 09-27-2009, 05:43 PM

Objection!

**DrunkN** · 09-27-2009, 09:46 PM

Clearly the electro knee is result of a pad, why wouldn't everything else be?

**Dudebro** · 09-28-2009, 02:49 AM

This is not a debate topic. Debate topics are things people can actually present arguments for and against. Obviously I realize that it is possible to have a discussion about this but it's impossible to debate made up facts about a made up character. I was gonna say unless it's about religion but at least religion is based in the realm of reality.

**DrunkN** · 09-28-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

This is not a debate topic. Debate topics are things people can actually present arguments for and against.

Wait a minute, because the subject is trivial and about a fictional icon, you can't present arguments for and against it, even though I just have?

EDIT: Meh, this topic wasn't going anywhere anyway.

**samejamesbond** · 09-28-2009, 10:24 PM

Now that I think of it, Kirby does it without any gear on.

**DrunkN** · 09-28-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Now that I think of it, Kirby does it without any gear on.

Yes but Kirby is an extra terrestrial being with powers beyond that of any human.

**Dudebro** · 09-28-2009, 10:55 PM

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Wait a minute, because the subject is trivial and about a fictional icon, you can't present arguments for and against it, even though I just have?

That's the main point here, it's not a real topic worthy of debate. You guys can say stuff like Cpt Falcon is stronger than god and no one can really debate it because it's all made up crap.

**DrunkN** · 09-28-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

You guys can say stuff like Cpt Falcon is stronger than god

When did anyone say anything like that? And who are you to deem the worthiness of this debate?

**Dudebro** · 09-29-2009, 12:51 AM

I never claimed you guys said that, it was an example of why this would be a moronic debate topic.

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And who are you to deem the worthiness of this debate?

Well I'm a site mod and it's a judgement call, if you disagree with it feel free to message Kong, sabby or Tenser and ask for a second opinion. If they think it's a good debate topic they can move it back and you guys can have your pointless debate about a fictional character and I won't mess with it.

Btw don't you think it makes RU look bad to have such a stupid debate topic? Maybe you don't but I sure do.
Also yes I hate cpt falcon and the fanboy love he gets but I would've done the same thing if it was mario, master chief of whoever else is made up and pointless.

**DrunkN** · 09-29-2009, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Well I'm a site mod and it's a judgement call, if you disagree with it feel free to message Kong, sabby or Tenser and ask for a second opinion. If they think it's a good debate topic they can move it back and you guys can have your pointless debate about a fictional character and I won't mess with it.

Sorry DB, yesterday was just a crap day and I was niffed, didn't mean to take it out on you.

**Zandri** · 10-07-2009, 08:05 AM

It seems to me that Captain Falcon must have been practicing at the local gym, walked out, and slipped into a puddle of radioactive fluid. If it can happen to the Ninja Turtles, I guess it can happen to humans.
Also, may we all take a reverent silence to remember the ever popular and most mistaken phrase of "Show me your boobs!" When we all know it really is "Show me your moves!" Thank you, Captain Falcon.

**samejamesbond** · 10-07-2009, 08:39 PM

Does anyone come close to the epicness of Captain Falcon?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6z5yNGUPw"]YouTube - CAPTAIN FALCON ROLL'D![/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ47f-uIJU&feature=related"]YouTube - Falcon Kick[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o55vuRs36uY&feature=related"]YouTube - Captain Falcon Is NOT Too Slow[/ame]

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S363ixv9oZk&feature=fvw"]YouTube - When Falcon Punches Collide (Full Result)[/nomedia]

**Dudebro** · 10-07-2009, 09:44 PM

Why does cpt failure have triangular eyes?

**samejamesbond** · 10-07-2009, 09:54 PM

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Why does cpt failure have triangular eyes?

Because triangles are epic. Your Falcon Failure arguement is invalid.

But seriously, your arguements don't seem to hold ANY water at all.

What makes him suck to you?

**Dudebro** · 10-08-2009, 01:51 AM

I didn't realize I was arguing. All I'm doing is bringing up how overrated he is. I really don't understand the appeal and that's why it annoys me.

**samejamesbond** · 10-08-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I didn't realize I was arguing. All I'm doing is bringing up how overrated he is. I really don't understand the appeal and that's why it annoys me.

Just like Superman, Captain Falcon is a straight-foward
spandex wearing hero.

He's easily likable.

**Dudebro** · 10-08-2009, 06:26 PM

Yeah except Superman didn't start out as a mediocre pilot in a snes game. There's many other reasons why they are nothing a like but it's not worth discussing. This whole cpt falcon hero worship is just stupid, sorry if that offends you.