The Church of Dudebro - Page 9

**sezthemank** · 07-20-2009, 07:32 PM

How dare you suggest that!

**DrunkN** · 07-20-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

I am a drunk female ninja!

I dare suggest it because of this.

In the dude's church, you don't speak of alcohol

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you know that.

Blasphemy.

**Kugyince** · 07-21-2009, 04:28 AM

I can still drink on Sundays though, right?

**Dudebro** · 07-21-2009, 04:30 AM

Drink all you want if it's left up to me. Just don't ask me for beer money.

**sezthemank** · 07-21-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

I dare suggest it because of this.

In the dude's church, you don't speak of alcohol

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you know that.

Blasphemy.

Have you looked lately at your own name you sinner!

**DrunkN** · 07-21-2009, 05:32 PM

Yes but it's all good since the dude blessed everyone with the gift of names.

**thebird1003** · 07-21-2009, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Drink all you want if it's left up to me. Just don't ask me for beer money.

Underage Drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet wheres the booz Bro Tenser

**Timber Wolf** · 07-23-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Drink all you want if it's left up to me. Just don't ask me for beer money.

What about Jagermeister money or rum money?

**Dudebro** · 07-23-2009, 11:05 PM

I don't buy any alcohol unless it's for myself. So yeah, no. Besides, Jagermeister and Rum are nasty.

**Timber Wolf** · 07-23-2009, 11:21 PM

:O, well, that's one thing I disagree with the almighty one on

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**Kugyince** · 07-24-2009, 04:26 AM

Can I "borrow" $50 from the collections box now and then?

**Dudebro** · 07-24-2009, 04:58 AM

If I really had a fake religion I'd give my followers the money as long as I had enough to live on. So yeah, go nuts winnebagel will just donate more and cover it.

**Winnebagel** · 07-24-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

If I really had a fake religion I'd give my followers the money as long as I had enough to live on. So yeah, go nuts winnebagel will just donate more and cover it.

If it will grant me a better spot in thy kingdom Lord DB, then I will gladly pay the toll.

**sezthemank** · 07-24-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I don't buy any alcohol unless it's for myself. So yeah, no. Besides, Jagermeister and Rum are nasty.

Nah Rum is lovely!
All I used to drink was Bacardi!

Drank 78% Jamaca rum once, lost my eye sight for a few secounds!

**DrunkN** · 07-24-2009, 02:39 PM

Hah, the great Dude himself gave me five mugs of alcohol just a week ago, and I'm a minor!

**sezthemank** · 07-24-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Hah, the great Dude himself gave me five mugs of alcohol just a week ago, and I'm a minor!

One half a glass of Jamacan rum would be stronger than all five of your little wimpy alchopops!

**DrunkN** · 07-24-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

One half a glass of Jamacan rum would be stronger than all five of your little wimpy alchopops!

Are you calling his dudeness cheap?

**Kugyince** · 07-24-2009, 08:05 PM

*Pours Sez a nice glass of Everclear*

There, 95% alcohol (190 proof). Enjoy our wimpy drinks.

**sezthemank** · 07-25-2009, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Are you calling his dudeness cheap?

No Im say DB would proberley only give you alcopops as you would proberley get drunk off nasal spray!

Ahhh Tenser know what real drink is!

**jim5cents** · 07-25-2009, 04:43 PM

me in fellowship

**laserboy1134** · 07-25-2009, 04:46 PM

If I pray to Dudebro will I grow wings?

**sezthemank** · 07-25-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

me in fellowship

+rep

Ye Follower of Dudebro!

Me Praising Dudebro in the form of music!

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@Dude bro!

**ET.** · 07-25-2009, 05:32 PM

Ha yeah right, like you can play the bass guitar! (J/k) the only thing you can play are drinking games!

**sezthemank** · 07-25-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ET.

Ha yeah right, like you can play the bass guitar! (J/k) the only thing you can play are drinking games!

Oh thanks for saying hello!
(If you didnt hear know - that was sarcastic)

**Kugyince** · 07-25-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

me in fellowship

You bare a striking resemblence to 90% of Kentucky's populace. Odd...