The Church of Dudebro - Page 7

**Dudebro** · 07-14-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by thebird1003

i think he ment Tenser

So did I.

**sezthemank** · 07-14-2009, 07:13 AM

Praise ye Dudebro.

Our Dudebro,which art in Dudven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Dudven.
Give Larry bird its daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
[For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]

Ardude.

**Belmontzar** · 07-14-2009, 07:01 PM

0·0

eeps.. now im scared.

**sezthemank** · 07-14-2009, 08:49 PM

Dont be afraid brother!
One day you will feel the blessedness of the Dudeness!

Just send me £19.99 (plus £4.99 P+P)
and I will send you a blessed "Pope Larry" pendent.
Which includes a Church of Dudebro Quotation of your choice.

**Timber Wolf** · 07-14-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Dont be afraid brother!
One day you will feel the blessedness of the Dudeness!

Just send me £19.99 (plus £4.99 P+P)
and I will send you a blessed "Pope Larry" pendent.
Which includes a Church of Dudebro Quotation of your choice.

HOW DARE YOU! The gift of the Bro is one to be given lightly, free of the sin of greed! Knowing You shared his enlightenment should be enough payment in itself

**Winnebagel** · 07-14-2009, 10:41 PM

Yes, that may be, but the money goes to the good cause of spreading His Dudeness' message to more people. Just give from your heart.

**sezthemank** · 07-14-2009, 10:42 PM

LOL!

Look, the church of Dudebro has a hole in its roof.
We have to rely on the brothers and sisters of the Dudebroness to donate!

**Dudebro** · 07-14-2009, 10:50 PM

If you wanna donate just donate to RU, it's the online church.

**sezthemank** · 07-14-2009, 10:54 PM

Ah yes, RU the "Vatican city" of Dudeness.

**Belmontzar** · 07-15-2009, 12:57 AM

@·@

-decides to work as the stage fake anti dude-

**Squall** · 07-16-2009, 06:24 PM

Oh wise bearded one, guide me to everlasting faith! I must feed the ducks now. Then, they shall show me the way set by His Beardedness.

**Winnebagel** · 07-16-2009, 06:28 PM

Welcome brother Squall! Welcome to the Temple of the Holy Dudeness. If you believe, than you can truly call yourself a true Dudeist.

**Squall** · 07-16-2009, 06:30 PM

But the ducks are thine only true path to knowledge, understanding and finally faith.

**sezthemank** · 07-16-2009, 06:30 PM

Squall we can make the UK Dudebro chapter.

Praise Ye
DB!

**Squall** · 07-16-2009, 06:35 PM

That is our path sister, and may we stick to it, like a swallow to its migration pattern.

**Timber Wolf** · 07-16-2009, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Squall

That is our path sister, and may we stick to it, like a swallow to its migration pattern.

African or European?

**sezthemank** · 07-16-2009, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squall

That is our path sister, and may we stick to it, like a swallow to its migration pattern.

Yes brother squall!
We shall stick to our path,
We must prosime though not to annoyingly knock on peoples doors like
Johovas witnesses!

Also
Whos doing wales?

**Kugyince** · 07-16-2009, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Timber Wolf

African or European?

+1

@Squall: Time for initiation. Get undressed while I melt this butter.

**Squall** · 07-16-2009, 06:47 PM

@brother-tim: BOTH! both are as one in the church of dudebro.

@sister-sez: I shall do wales (that sounds quite wrong...)

**Winnebagel** · 07-16-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Yes brother squall!
Also
Whos doing wales?

I am doing wales even as we speak.

**sezthemank** · 07-16-2009, 08:49 PM

I did wales once!
I got quite a bad backache from Movamha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timber Wolf

African or European?

Im not on the ball today!
What do you mean ?
LOL

**Winnebagel** · 07-16-2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sezthemank

I did wales once!
I got quite a bad backache from Movamha.

Remember it's not the size of the wales that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I hope that tip helps for future.

**Timber Wolf** · 07-17-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Im not on the ball today!
What do you mean ?
LOL

I'll just show you
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R3FvS4xr4"]YouTube - Airspeed Velocity of a Swallow[/ame]
....Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

**sezthemank** · 07-17-2009, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Remember it's not the size of the wales that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I hope that tip helps for future.

Totally true.
If wales was a bigger country,
it proberley wouldnt what to do with its self.

**CatalystiCam** · 07-18-2009, 12:43 AM

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... ... a church about dudebro... WHAT! LOL, too funny............
........... your cool dudebro but it seems these people have been brain-washed