The Church of Dudebro - Page 4

**Winnebagel** · 06-19-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Yeah!
No little tiny peices of bread/toast here

Just nice big juicy coconuts!

And everyone said, "AMEN!!!!!!" and pass the coconuts. ;D

**Dudebro** · 06-21-2009, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Same here, har-har.

Really? If so are you also tired of people saying "I am you're father"?:mad:

@The rest of you-

(Warning, offensive language)

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You guys are a bunch of weirdos.

**sezthemank** · 06-21-2009, 06:58 AM

The bearded godly one is trying to confuse us!

He is testing our faith to see if we stray away!

**Dudebro** · 06-21-2009, 07:27 AM

**sezthemank** · 06-21-2009, 07:31 AM

Is that another of you lovely animal.

**Winnebagel** · 06-21-2009, 09:14 AM

Yes, he is trying to test us. We will not fail you Your Dudeness. We will pass this test.

**sezthemank** · 06-22-2009, 08:01 AM

Yes we will not fail ye!

Grow your beard long and strong your holyness!
We will follow to the promise land!

**jim5cents** · 06-22-2009, 05:23 PM

A reading from the Book of Mallard

As the mallards spread their wings in flight, they saw all of the great species of duck. Mallard, Canvasbacks, Mandarins, the Northern Pintails, the Cape Teals, and all of the other great duck species as one across the northern skies. Through their flight, the mallard king, Graybill, remembering the words of Dudebro, realized that although each duck was different, they were all of the same. Graybill took it upon himself to send a message to all followers of Dudebro. Organizing the flock, they flew into a formation, that when seen from the ground, an image of Dudebro's face could be seen. Truly a miracle.

**Winnebagel** · 06-22-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

A reading from the Book of Mallard

As the mallards spread their wings in flight, they saw all of the great species of duck. Mallard, Canvasbacks, Mandarins, the Northern Pintails, the Cape Teals, and all of the other great duck species as one across the northern skies. Through their flight, the mallard king, Graybill, remembering the words of Dudebro, realized that although each duck was different, they were all of the same. Graybill took it upon himself to send a message to all followers of Dudebro. Organizing the flock, they flew into a formation, that when seen from the ground, an image of Dudebro's face could be seen. Truly a miracle.

Amen! Truly a blessing! Thank you for sharing that brother Jim. Now please remember to put in your 5 cents as the offering plate is passed around. May the Dudeness bless you.

**sezthemank** · 06-23-2009, 09:52 AM

Dont forget to bless your face with fizzy water.

**DrunkN** · 06-23-2009, 11:03 AM

Hey, is this stuff really the blood of dudebro?

**sezthemank** · 06-23-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Hey, is this stuff really the blood of dudebro?

Yes!
And lack of it will make you go bauld all over.

I seen a website in relation to Dudebro.

The 2009 World Beard & Moustache Championships | MamaPop?

Dudeism - the most sarcastic of all religons.

**DrunkN** · 06-23-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Yes!
And lack of it will make you go bauld all over.

I think I taste... what is that... Budwieser?

**sezthemank** · 06-23-2009, 12:10 PM

Yes budweiser.

Whe DB was born , 3 kings came from far away to see him.
They all brought him gifts, one of the kings brought a gift of Bud.
Another one brought Budweiser.

**Dudebro** · 06-23-2009, 03:47 PM

Sorry there's no drinking in the church of dudebro, I don't like alcohol. Let's see how fast this religion fails now.

**DrunkN** · 06-23-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Sorry there's no drinking in the church of dudebro, I don't like alcohol. Let's see how fast this religion fails now.

It's just you blood, calm down. *sip*

**Winnebagel** · 06-23-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Sorry there's no drinking in the church of dudebro, I don't like alcohol. Let's see how fast this religion fails now.

You see everyone, I think when His Royal Dudeness was quoted as saying he didn't like drinking alcohol, he was trying to say that he doesn't like drinking it on Sunday, so we should not allow liquor to be sold on Sunday. I think the issue here is that people took him literally, when His Dudeness really wanted to teach us through a parable.

**sezthemank** · 06-23-2009, 05:21 PM

Yes only Sundays and whatever day his Birthday falls on.

**jim5cents** · 06-23-2009, 07:07 PM

see winnebagel, i think we have a disagreement in the interpetation of the world of dudebro. i believe when dudebro said that he didn't like to drink alcohol, it was a sacrifice that he made to provide us, his followers, with more booze...Praise Dudebro!!!

**sezthemank** · 06-23-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

see winnebagel, i think we have a disagreement in the interpetation of the world of dudebro. i believe when dudebro said that he didn't like to drink alcohol, it was a sacrifice that he made to provide us, his followers, with more booze...Praise Dudebro!!!

Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant!

sing with me
"oh praise ye DB,
saint of soberarity"

**Winnebagel** · 06-23-2009, 07:20 PM

Now that is perhaps another good interpretation. Sometimes it is difficult to get the exact meaning. Are you referencing the King Jim Version? (KJV)

I typically reference the New Revised Bagel (NRB) translation myself.

I like how that particular verse reads in your translation.

**sezthemank** · 06-23-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Now that is perhaps another good interpretation. Sometimes it is difficult to get the exact meaning. Are you referencing the King Jim Version? (KJV)

I typically reference the New Revised Bagel (NRB) translation myself.

I like how that particular verse reads in your translation.

Yes I do prefer the (NRB)
especaly the book of ikariam that states

"If you pilage thy town, ye shall be sorry to the extremeness, I will steel all ye marble and wine"

Also Pope LARRY once stated

"let ye wines be strong and your beard be long and wirey"

and also

"squarkk"

**Winnebagel** · 06-23-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Yes I do prefer the (NRB)
especaly the book of ikariam that states

"If you pilage thy town, ye shall be sorry to the extremeness, I will steel all ye marble and wine"

Also Pope LARRY once stated

"let ye wines be strong and your beard be long and wirey"

and also

"squarkk"

Aye, once again ye have proven yourself to be a great daughter of the faith. You even recognize the blessed NRB translation, and have shown your knowledge of it.

Let me quote from the NRB as well. In the book of Magpie it says, "The flock all flew to the blessed virgin to pay her homage for she proved herself to be wiser than the mallard".

I think we have seen this come true today.

**Dudebro** · 06-23-2009, 11:53 PM

I also like frogs. Not french people, actual frogs.

**Winnebagel** · 06-24-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I also like frogs. Not french people, actual frogs.

Blessed than. Blessed be the frog of thy womb! And may the Duck lie down with the bearded Toad in peace in your land.