Funny email

[Kong]

dear person
please add more games and systems on retrouprising
like syuper nintendo and games like uper metroid

signed, jdogg316
ps: im not a chick

[Dudebro]

I'm confused, what part of his email would lead you to believe he's a chick?

[Kugyince]

Suggested reply:

kewl cuz i liek doodz

[oasis]

We need more emails for LAWLZ

[Dudebro]

Originally Posted by Kong

dear person
please add more games and systems on retrouprising
like syuper nintendo and games like uper metroid

signed, jdogg316
ps: im not a chick

Ok I looked again and it's starting to look fake.

Who really starts a letter that way? Even a moron would be more specific like dear retrouprising or dear die hard(lolsimpons).

The thing about being a dude. Where did that come from?
I smell a troll. Still funny though.

[V ideoY3K]

Originally Posted by Kong

dear person
please add more games and systems on retrouprising
like syuper nintendo and games like uper metroid

signed, jdogg316
ps: im not a chick

The person who posted it was a chick. You may have to look into this.

[count100]

I don't know if it is a girl or a guy but the one thing that stands out is it could be a major religious follower due to the name that they picked. Think of this I will break it down, J=Jesus dogg=well thats explanatory. 316=john 3:16. Thats my thought on that there. Video may be right that it could be a chick because guys don't put down chick as well as they put it without any cause for it. It could be a girl that is embarrassed to be part of a site with all guys. Overall tho it is a very funny e-mail.

[tanc24]

Originally Posted by count100

I don't know if it is a girl or a guy but the one thing that stands out is it could be a major religious follower due to the name that they picked. Think of this I will break it down, J=Jesus dogg=well thats explanatory. 316=john 3:16. Thats my thought on that there. Video may be right that it could be a chick because guys don't put down chick as well as they put it without any cause for it. It could be a girl that is embarrassed to be part of a site with all guys. Overall tho it is a very funny e-mail.

Interesting analysis there, Count. I see it a little differently.

My guess is that the bonehead is from Wichita (area code 316). His name is Jason or Jim-Bob or something and he thinks he's hardcore (JDogg).
In reality, he's some dorky white kid that that has listened to Eminem a few too many times, wears his pants too low and his ballcap sideways.
He's also homophobic, hence need to point out he's not a chick.

Kind of like Tenser back in the day.

[oasis]

Back in the day?

you mean yesterday?

[Kugyince]

Originally Posted by tanc24

Interesting analysis there, Count. I see it a little differently.

My guess is that the bonehead is from Wichita (area code 316). His name is Jason or Jim-Bob or something and he thinks he's hardcore (JDogg).
In reality, he's some dorky white kid that that has listened to Eminem a few too many times, wears his pants too low and his ballcap sideways.
He's also homophobic, hence need to point out he's not a chick.

Kind of like Tenser back in the day.

You know, I don't recall ever aiming the guns at you. (Well I did insinuate that you could be confused with a blowhole once but it was over your head so that doesn't count.) So why are you hatin' on Tenten all of a sudden?

I mean, for the most part, you've stayed under the radar. Not that you've done anything worthwhile anyways. You've got average skill and a mediocre personality after all, so what gives? I know, its one of those "I'm tired of eating at the scrub table during lunch so I'll take pot shots at one of them to make myself look cool." I got ya.

Finally, why do you feel the need to construct five paragraphs off of just seven sentences?

[count100]

Originally Posted by Tenser

You know, I don't recall ever aiming the guns at you. (Well I did insinuate that you could be confused with a blowhole once but it was over your head so that doesn't count.) So why are you hatin' on Tenten all of a sudden?

I mean, for the most part, you've stayed under the radar. Not that you've done anything worthwhile anyways. You've got average skill and a mediocre personality after all, so what gives? I know, its one of those "I'm tired of eating at the scrub table during lunch so I'll take pot shots at one of them to make myself look cool." I got ya.

Finally, why do you feel the need to construct five paragraphs off of just seven sentences?

Well tenser coming from the robot that admin placed here for well constructed answers :P, I will say isn't that the hope of all of us to go and eat at the big kids table so that we can bask in the glow of tenser. Tenser, also I counted 3 paragraphs and 5 sentences. Can you show me the missing paragraphs? ;D

[Kugyince]

For ease of reference I will quote each paragraph separately. I forgot to account for the fact that you are unable to count past two. My apologies.

Interesting analysis there, Count. I see it a little differently.

My guess is that the bonehead is from Wichita (area code 316). His name is Jason or Jim-Bob or something and he thinks he's hardcore (JDogg).

In reality, he's some dorky white kid that that has listened to Eminem a few too many times, wears his pants too low and his ballcap sideways.

He's also homophobic, hence need to point out he's not a chick.

Kind of like Tenser back in the day.

[br]Posted on: November 21, 2008, 03:53:52 PM_________________________________________________

Originally Posted by Tenser

I forgot to account for the fact that you are unable to count past two.

After posting, I noticed the irony, given your forum nick. Thanks for the laugh. ;D

[count100]

hmm well I guess not all are English scholars like you tenser. :P I just saw the sentences and not the structure that it was done in. Well I guess I need a update in software from Kong then.

[Kugyince]

English was my worst subject in school. I constantly substituted it for other classes that gave English credits such as Mythology.

[tanc24]

Originally Posted by Tenser

why are you hatin' on Tenten all of a sudden?


Finally, why do you feel the need to construct five paragraphs off of just seven sentences?

That wasn't hatin' Tenser. That was love. I couldve referenced Sabby, but I always bag on him.
Consider it a compliment that I like you enough to kid with you. Plus, I know you can take it.

As for the paragraphs, I do it for the ease of the reader.

[Kugyince]

Originally Posted by tanc24

That wasn't hatin' Tenser. That was love. I couldve referenced Sabby, but I always bag on him.
Consider it a compliment that I like you enough to kid with you. Plus, I know you can take it.

As for the paragraphs, I do it for the ease of the reader.

Your English teacher hates you.

[tanc24]

Originally Posted by Tenser

Your English teacher hates you.

Only because I slept with his wife.

[Kugyince]

Originally Posted by tanc24

Only because I slept with his wife.

She must have been real desperate. Desperate and drunk and dumb.

[oasis]

Originally Posted by Tenser

She must have been real desperate. Desperate and drunk and dumb.

wait whos wife are we talking about

Tenser's wife or the English teachers wife?

because both are easy

[Dudebro]

Originally Posted by oasis

wait whos wife are we talking about

Tenser's wife or the English teachers wife?

because both are easy

Oh no you didn't.

[Tails]

Originally Posted by Dudebro

Oh no you didn't.

Wow. I think he did.

[Dudebro]

Originally Posted by Tails

Wow. I think he did.

Well to be fair maybe Tenser prefers easy women? I'm not being insulting just putting it out there.

[jeckel22]

The first thing I noticed was the syuper. Incorrect spelling kinda gets to me.