Parental Advisory

[Kugyince]

A simple little forum game that just asks you to come up with your own rating. You can use the standard movie ratings, video game ESRB ratings, the surgeon general's warning.

Here are a couple of examples:

This movie has been rated R because a young American's psyche could possibly shatter upon gazing at a nipple. (Male nipples are exempt from the ruling.)

ESRB: I
For requiring the player to actually read an instruction booklet to correctly play the game.

[tanc24]

I dunno, something like this

This movie has been rated PG-13 because of content that probably won't damage your child's psyche, but will certainly inspire them to seek out future content that will.

[sabby]

How about this one:

The Surgeon General warns that high speed vehicle crashes into large stationary objects can cause heavy bodily injury up to and including death. This can also cause for a decrease in happiness for the remainder of the day or longer. The Surgeon General highly recommends not putting yourself in the above said circumstance.

[Kong]

This movie is rated PG-13 because it contains content that might embarrass your parents if they had to talk to you about it.

[TrakMastaTom]

Parental Advisory: This record contains explicit lyrics that you have heard being yelled from across the hallway within your public school since you were 10, but god forbid you hear it on record.

[tanc24]

This movie is rated G. Your young children will not be able to comprehend the sexual innuendos and subliminal messages, but it will surely affect them in years to come.

[sabby]

Not necessarily a parental advisory:

The meanings of the report card letter system in America:

F - Literally dumb as a post, you almost have to put effort into getting this grade.
D - Mouthbreather, quit wasting good air to feed a brain that's not working anyway.
C - Congratulations, you have reached the "F" plateau of other countries.
B- You're doing much better than your peers, but since no one gets left behind, that's not saying much.
A - For those who actually almost give a crap about getting an education or who have parents who will punish them if they get anything lower.

[aqua_hedgehog]

Here's some ESRB Things for ya.
dC for Don't Care
~edited for content by moderator~
DgaD for Don't give a DAMN
and a few Surgeon General.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Playing Magic the Gathering has been known to repair damaged brain cells.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Quitting with picking on me now greatly reduces the risk of getting your face bashed in.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Playing an NES game with your feet is known to be just plain wrong.

[ZedIsDead]

ESRB rating: U (Unrealistic)

If you did what you do in the game in real life, you'd be in prison, at least. And no, you will never be able to score with any the women in real life. Oh, and people don't just respawn when they die.

[aqua_hedgehog]

ESRB thingys:
CG for Crap Graphics.
This is the most common rating for NES games. Switch to SEGA Master System for better graphics. So if you had a choice on 8-bit consoles, and only 8-bit consoles, this is your definite choice.
E for Expensive as hell.
The rating everything related to the PS3 gets. Get a Wii and a life instead.
G for Get a life.
You spend too much damn time on the forums making worthless posts. Get out there and get a job or something.
F for Farming
This is illegal and does not make your score count. Common games where you can participate is Ghouls n Ghosts, Gauntlet, Lord of the Sword, and Vigilante.
Surgeon General thingies:
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Getting a life has been known to increase your charisma. GET A LIFE!!!
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Aqua_Hedgehog has been rumored to be the last prophet of God.

[Tails]

This movie is rated R. For Pirates only. o.o

[HeroofTime]

This movie is rated PG-13 because this contains sex in which is a 5 year's old dream.

This game is rated EC for its crappy graphics, stupid characters.

[Tagen]

Originally Posted by HeroofTime

This game is rated EC for its crappy graphics, stupid characters.

But Twilight Princess was rated "T"


Just kidding, it didn't have crappy graphics and not all the characters sucked.


EDIT: What did you edit Kong?

[HeroofTime]

When did I say I was rating Twilight Princess?

[sezthemank]

this film is rated a 18 just in case people take it too serious and actully start copying .

[joshofsilence]

This movie has not yet been rated...cause no one wants to waste time watching it

[XERQ GRANITE]

i saw this one on a talk show:



haha