women - Page 4

**Timber Wolf** · 09-03-2010, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Yeah thats my job,
though it gets annoying.
theres some kinky ass men out there.
I have to talk about all types of sex...and I mean everything!
I could tell you some storys that would make you either very horney or very sick .

Do it, you wont, hold no bars

. it is the No Mod section after all, and it could be both entertaining, and educational

**sezthemank** · 09-03-2010, 11:45 PM

Theres so many story's.
I wouldn't know where to start LOL.

**Tails** · 09-03-2010, 11:49 PM

Oh boy, my stomach is doing the chachas. Bagel knows why.

**Dudebro** · 09-04-2010, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jozman3000

Like screams for help and crying for you to stop?

Maybe, but at least I don't get them drunk before I date rape that ass.

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Originally Posted by sez

Theres so many story's.
I wouldn't know where to start LOL. .

Start with the most messed up and go from there.

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Originally Posted by Tails

Oh boy, my stomach is doing the chachas. Bagel knows why. .

Just so you know this comes off as immature, like middle school kind of shit. No offense intended just an observation.

**Tails** · 09-04-2010, 01:25 AM

middle school indeed...

**Dudebro** · 09-04-2010, 01:35 AM

You implied that you have butterflies in your stomach in a topic about women and then you just say that one of your friends knows why. I'm sorry but that's how kids talk about this kind of stuff. How did you expect people to reply to what you said? It's like you're fishing for questions.

**Tails** · 09-04-2010, 01:39 AM

Eh, just told someone how I feel...

**Dudebro** · 09-04-2010, 01:47 AM

You should've just said that. Everyone's been there at some point, it's very relatable.

**Tails** · 09-04-2010, 01:58 AM

Get in chat DB

**joz** · 09-04-2010, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Maybe, but at least I don't get them drunk before I date rape that ass.

I don't need to get them drunk.

**RU Joe** · 09-04-2010, 03:50 PM

Hi Sez, welcome back and I hope you are doing well.

Regarding your job, I knew someone who did that for a while and she told us of one call in particular that a guy wanted to 'talk' with an alien.

Pretty weird stuff, but she also told us how most of her 'clients' were likely rich kids getting their kicks by having girls say the weirdest shit possible, you know?

**Tails** · 09-04-2010, 03:54 PM

Grow, you shoulda used the LGM, aka Little Green Martian from Toystory..

THE CLAW!

**RU Joe** · 09-04-2010, 03:58 PM

Tails:

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Grow, you shoulda used the LGM, aka Little Green Martian from Toystory..

D'oh!

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THE CLAW!

Is the CLAW as popular as the tentacle?

**Tails** · 09-04-2010, 04:04 PM

Even better, it fulfills your destiny.

**joz** · 09-04-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Theres so many story's.
I wouldn't know where to start LOL.

aww come on, don't leave us hanging

**RU Joe** · 09-04-2010, 05:39 PM

Joz:

Quote:

aww come on, don't leave us hanging

I figured it would be in your hand already.
Or maybe ...

**joz** · 09-04-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeGrotowski

Joz:

I figured it would be in your hand already.
Or maybe ...

I've never had a thing for those life sized dolls...not my thing

**Demon-Mask** · 09-04-2010, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sezthemank

Yeah thats my job,
though it gets annoying.
theres some kinky ass men out there.
I have to talk about all types of sex...and I mean everything!
I could tell you some storys that would make you either very horney or very sick .

So, do you just make a bunch of it up as you go along?

Stories that could disturb me, I'd like to hear them, or in this case read them.

**Kong** · 09-04-2010, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jozman3000

I've never had a thing for those life sized dolls...not my thing

And what size do you like?

Small Barbie doll size or giant larger than life sumo size?

**Dudebro** · 09-04-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jozman3000

I don't need to get them drunk.

I was just fucking with you. I was gonna post a why so serious pic but no one wants to see that anymore. Lurch ftw.

**Tails** · 09-04-2010, 09:08 PM

Lurch is ftw.

**joz** · 09-05-2010, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kong

And what size do you like?

Small Barbie doll size or giant larger than life sumo size?

Damb you got me there Konger!

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I was just fucking with you. I was gonna post a why so serious pic but no one wants to see that anymore. Lurch ftw.

I wasn't serious iether DB.

**joz** · 12-21-2010, 01:24 PM

so...anyone ever have a threesome?

**RU Joe** · 12-28-2010, 01:20 AM

Is that an open invitation, Joz?

**Dudebro** · 12-28-2010, 01:48 AM

I rated you up for that horrible image JG, you really do love that website huh?

As for Jozs question I've had a threeway, sorta. It was me and another dude on either side of her getting handjobs. No one got to finish though, her little brother tricked her by yelling "moms home" and burst into the room as she was checking out the window topless. He freaked out, we all got dressed and it was pretty awkward. Does that count?