your momma - Page 2

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 11:07 AM

your mommas so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

your mommas so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 11:09 AM

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 11:12 AM

your mommas so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.

your mommas so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

**oasis** · 02-24-2008, 11:33 AM

those are some nice ones count

you mamma is so ugly the only ones that will hang out with her is mexicans...

i know that was bad but who care its only a joke

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 11:36 AM

nice one there oasis lol but here ya go...

your mommmas breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away

your mommas so ugly even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.

**oasis** · 02-24-2008, 11:37 AM

your momma is so ugly she was sloth from the goonies

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 11:41 AM

nicely done....

your mommmas so ugly, she made a blind man cry

your momma is so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock

**oasis** · 02-24-2008, 11:45 AM

your momma is so dumb and poor she does not know what a penny looks like

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 11:51 AM

your mommas so fat she was baptized at Sea World

your mommas so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky

**oasis** · 02-24-2008, 12:15 PM

nice but you already said the sea world one
your momma is so stupid and forgetfull i rubbed off on to you

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 12:22 PM

didnt know i said it already lol well how about this then

your mommas so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote

your mommas so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

**powerfullove** · 02-24-2008, 12:35 PM

Your mama's so fat you need to throw a boomerang just to get her belt around her waist.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 12:38 PM

your mommas so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

your mommas so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 02:19 PM

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 02:23 PM

your mommas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

your mommas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

**oasis** · 02-24-2008, 02:42 PM

your momma is so fat food just gets sucked into her black hole she calls her mouth

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 02:45 PM

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:06 PM

your mommas so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room

your mammas so fat that God created her...and on the seventh day rested

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 03:22 PM

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:26 PM

your mommas so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave

your mommas so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 03:28 PM

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:30 PM

your mommas so old she has Jesus' beeper number

your mommas so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 03:34 PM

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

**oasis** · 02-24-2008, 03:35 PM

you momma is so stupid ... she had you

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:36 PM

man you are giving me a workout here.... but here ya go

your mommas so old her birth certificate says expired on it

your mommas so old that when she was in school there was no history class