Fictional duels - Page 3

**DrunkN** · 02-20-2010, 01:00 AM

Yes, this turns me on completely.

**Dudebro** · 02-20-2010, 01:26 AM

That's a little more than chubby. He ain't winning any duels with that girth.

**JKool** · 02-20-2010, 03:23 PM

Drunkninja you should've put that picture in a spoiler.

**DrunkN** · 02-20-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by yasly

Drunkninja you should've put that picture in a spoiler.

You don't have to feel threatened Yazer, I love you just the same.

**Dudebro** · 02-20-2010, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by yasly

Drunkninja you should've put that picture in a spoiler.

Maybe out of kindness but realistically it's not against the rules. Men with out shirts is within the rules, even if they are horribly obese.

**Kong** · 02-20-2010, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

It looks like he would have serious trouble wiping his own butt . Like charlie brown trying to scratch the top of his head.

**DrunkN** · 02-21-2010, 01:34 AM

I can't tell if the thing below his mouth is a beard or a chin.

Any who, David Brent vs. Michael Scott?

Both are exceptionally horrible bosses.

**Mareeps** · 02-22-2010, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kong

It looks like he would have serious trouble wiping his own butt . Like charlie brown trying to scratch the top of his head.

believe it or not, they made a product for it. Overall, the idea of the product is laughable...

**Kong** · 02-22-2010, 11:54 PM

They sell something to help fat people wipe their butt? Besides a bidet? Link?

**Mareeps** · 02-23-2010, 07:36 AM

The real commercial
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo"]YouTube - Comfort Wipe[/ame]

Because of the way they describe it, there are countless parodies on youtube.

**Tails** · 02-23-2010, 07:43 AM

Damn just get a stick and put the tissue on it x.x

**jim5cents** · 02-23-2010, 09:02 AM

lololololol....:52 seconds...."maintain your dignity"

**zarny** · 02-23-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

I can't tell if the thing below his mouth is a beard or a chin.

Any who, David Brent vs. Michael Scott?

Both are exceptionally horrible bosses.

Michael Scott.

**DrunkN** · 02-23-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by zarny

Michael Scott.

I have one word for that response.

**Kong** · 02-23-2010, 06:02 PM

That commercial was horribly done. I was waiting for them to demonstrate it, even if they just did so over the clothes.

David Brent would win. Michael would keep waiting until David made a move and then try to copy it.

**DrunkN** · 02-23-2010, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kong

David Brent would win. Michael would keep waiting until David made a move and then try to copy it.

True, but I like how Steve Carrel puts his own "American" spin on the character.

**Mareeps** · 02-23-2010, 07:02 PM

Dr. Octopus

or...

Dr. Octagonapus

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By the way, about the video i posted earlier...

Didn't they have this 2,000 years ago during the times of the Romans? only it was a sponge on a stick?
Whos archaic now, Comfort Wipe?

**Tails** · 02-24-2010, 08:04 AM

One that is not part of some stupid internet parody. x.x

**jim5cents** · 02-24-2010, 09:26 AM

who would win? bill or ted?

**DrunkN** · 02-24-2010, 05:48 PM

I say draw. I really couldn't tell you which one I like more because they both seemed the same.

**sabby** · 02-24-2010, 05:56 PM

Has anyone noticed on that big guy picture he has one of those grabber things (look in the upper left corner). Is it just me, or does it look a little out of reach. Also, is it just me or does that look like the highest shelf in the room that the grabber is on?

**jim5cents** · 02-25-2010, 09:38 AM

where you trying to find waldo when you spotted that?

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 11:28 AM

Hey, I think it's obvious. Anyway, I haven't been able to get on in a few days, so I'm trying to catch up. Who would win between Snake of Metal Gear Solid and Guile of Street Fighter? I think Snake would fight Guile to a draw.

**lestat7902** · 02-25-2010, 04:32 PM

Hands down Ted. He goes on to become Neo. Bill goes on to become Bill Who?

**Dudebro** · 02-25-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lestat7902

Hands down Ted. He goes on to become Neo. Bill goes on to become Bill Who?

Bill was a vampire in Lost Boys so there's that. He wouldn't win though, he was quite the failure as a vampire.

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Originally Posted by Tails

Damn just get a stick and put the tissue on it x.x

Sounds like you've met people with this affliction, you live in the south right?