Corrupt a Wish - Page 84

**Blue Shoe 2** · 08-01-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tails

Granted, but Razor Ramon stole it and drove away with his theme song blasting in his car.

I wish I could fix all the issues that has happened recently and know what to do...

Granted, but you become useless for everything else.

I wish that I could see INFINITY!

**Mareeps** · 08-01-2011, 08:17 PM

Granted.

INFINITY

You can see it.

I wish I had $17.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 08-01-2011, 09:53 PM

Granted, but it's all in pennies. Enjoy!

I wish i had a Ps3

**DrunkN** · 08-01-2011, 10:09 PM

Granted. You obtain your ps3, and all is well. Unfortunately you notice a burning smell every time you turn it on, and all of the disks you place into it just seem to melt. After an infuriating loss of a 60 dollar game, you take your ps3 into a repair shop, or something. Upon waiting a week, you return, only to find out that they had "lost" it.

Disbelieving this, you hunt notoriously for your system. A lead to Europe sends you hunting for your system among the Italian mafia. After much suffering, and the loss of ten years of your life as a spy in the syndicate, you must conclude that your system is gone.

That's when you find an old youtube video, and discover a man who made a fortune...

( Click to show/hide )

I wish for fish.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 08-02-2011, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkninja

Granted. You obtain your ps3, and all is well. Unfortunately you notice a burning smell every time you turn it on, and all of the disks you place into it just seem to melt. After an infuriating loss of a 60 dollar game, you take your ps3 into a repair shop, or something. Upon waiting a week, you return, only to find out that they had "lost" it.

Disbelieving this, you hunt notoriously for your system. A lead to Europe sends you hunting for your system among the Italian mafia. After much suffering, and the loss of ten years of your life as a spy in the syndicate, you must conclude that your system is gone.

That's when you find an old youtube video, and discover a man who made a fortune...

( Click to show/hide )

I wish for fish.

Granted, but it was cooked on the PS3 and tastes unbelievably gamey (pun intended)

I wish you would write a book full of these amazing stories.

**DrunkN** · 08-02-2011, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Shoe 2

I wish you would write a book full of these amazing stories.

Granted. I open up my wonderful factory that produces these books and they are hit sellers. (50 bucks a read by the way. No libraries; as Colbert says, "No free rides.")

Feeling fresh in my business, I decide to invest in the one thing every decent, hard working man can respect, gambling tycoons. Turns out I have quite the luck for it, and rake in a large portion of the worlds wealth. I really don't remember why, but I thought it would be a good idea to declare war with Antarctica. So I fire a few missiles but everyone freaks out, and by everyone, I mean the penguins.

As it turns out, the penguins had unrecorded nuclear devices, hostile leaders, a hefty retaliation policy, and rocket technology. Oops.

I wish I could fly...In space.

**Wrong Forum Bud** · 08-02-2011, 01:36 AM

Granted, but the sun decided its solar rays didn't stretch far enough and burned you to a crisp, along with earth.

I wish I could be a talented shoe-shiner with an autism.

**Tails** · 08-02-2011, 03:02 AM

@SFF: I think Razor still wrestles in TNA or something under his Scott Hall name.

Granted but you used Tar instead of Shoe shine damaging your career.

I wish this was Aug 13th.

**Mareeps** · 08-02-2011, 02:21 PM

Granted, it is now August 15th, 1955. All you have to do now is hitch a ride with Marty in a few months.

I wish my computer wasn't being so slow.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 08-02-2011, 03:20 PM

Granted, now that its superspeed you can barely get anything done because of how quickly everything flashes by.

**Mareeps** · 08-02-2011, 04:31 PM

Granted, now the entire universe is gone due to your lack of a wish.

I wish Blue Shoe 2 had wished for something.

**Orphan** · 08-02-2011, 04:40 PM

Granted...but he wished for your death. Sorry.

I wish that the world was flat.

**CrispyChicken** · 08-02-2011, 04:42 PM

Granted, but it turns flat where you are and you fall of the earth.

I wish GBC games were on RU again and Arcade OX Score Mode worked for it.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 08-02-2011, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

Granted, now the entire universe is gone due to your lack of a wish.

I wish Blue Shoe 2 had wished for something.

whoops

@chrisp Granted, but your computer refuses to work with them, grows legs, and leaves for the big city to make its fortune.

I wish that the Red Faction series wasn't cancelled anymore.

**KATZ** · 10-26-2011, 09:15 PM

GRANTED.... but, the next installment features Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 *shivers*

I wish i wasnt a figment of your imagination

**Ashums** · 10-27-2011, 04:26 PM

Well in my imagination I see you looking like that green dog in your avatar, so granted that is no longer a figment of my imagination, you become real as that dog but get caught by the pound, nobody wants to take you home and you get put down.

I wish men were allowed to say "does my butt look big in this?"

**KATZ** · 10-27-2011, 06:07 PM

(but gir is a robot in a disguise....)Wish granted but it annoys you as much as it does them

I wish nintendo would come out with a fun consloe that didnt focus as much on innovation but good game quality

**Mareeps** · 10-27-2011, 09:50 PM

Granted, but it only comes out in Japan.

I wish I knew tomorrows winning lottery numbers.

**Tails** · 10-28-2011, 09:35 AM

Granted but so did everyone else.

I wish I could timetravel.

**Mareeps** · 10-28-2011, 04:20 PM

Granted, but you accidentally end up meeting yourself in the past, causing a time paradox.

I wish I had a can of soda.

**OmegaShadow** · 10-28-2011, 04:41 PM

Granted. It's diet.

I wish I could read Japanese.

**Mareeps** · 10-28-2011, 08:15 PM

Granted, you can now read the word "Japanese" in all languages.

I wish Team Fortress 2 didn't just crash on me.

**Ashums** · 10-30-2011, 01:46 PM

Granted, instead it crashes on Bruce Banner so he gets angry and turns into the Hulk and smashes all copys of the game including yours.

I wish the letter 'q' didn't excist and people just used 'kw' instead.

**mario90s** · 10-30-2011, 02:11 PM

Granted, q is now not ecist whatver the hell that means and everyone everyone now writes like a second grader since they use kw.

I wish I was in Wonderland.

**Eradrazil** · 11-06-2011, 04:29 PM

Wish granted, but Alice comes around with her grimoire and utterly demolishes you with danmaku.

I wish I could control any and every type of gravitational phenomena.