Corrupt a Wish - Page 70

**Demon-Mask** · 08-24-2010, 05:23 PM

Granted, but seeing as your birthday is the same as my dad's, you switch ages with him and you turn 50, and he turns 20.

I wish I school wouldn't start so soon.

**samejamesbond** · 08-24-2010, 06:35 PM

Granted, now you never get an education and you eork for minimum wage.

I wish it was my birthday already.

**Chuck Norris** · 08-24-2010, 08:20 PM

Granted, but for some odd reason everyone forgets your birthday and you have a lonely birthday.

I wish I had an order of ribs right about now...yummm

**pieman124** · 08-24-2010, 11:16 PM

Granted: The order was a mistake, and they gave you super spicy wings that ruin your taste buds forever.

I wish my wish was granted.

**Chuck Norris** · 08-25-2010, 12:13 AM

Granted, you wished for a greased up deaf guy and you got your wish!

I wish that Scarlett O' Hara ghost from Uninvited didn't scare the crap outta me all the time!!!

**samejamesbond** · 08-25-2010, 12:25 AM

Granted, Kefka takes its place and creeps you out even more.

I wish I could get Netflix for free.

**Chuck Norris** · 08-25-2010, 12:30 AM

Granted, it's a free one DVD only trial (and the only DVD you can take out is Ballistic Ecks vs Sever)

I wish I could eat all I wanted and never gain weight

**Demon-Mask** · 08-25-2010, 12:54 PM

Granted, but in order not to gain weight, the food provides no sustenance and you waste away to just a skeleton of a man.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

**Mareeps** · 08-25-2010, 08:11 PM

Granted, you are now so active that you don't have time to eat, making you starve to death.

I wish Fallout new vegas came out tomorrow.

**Chuck Norris** · 08-25-2010, 10:11 PM

Granted but it has only one level and everytime you boot it up it's a fatal glitch that crashes the game.

I wish I had sandwich from Quiznos

**pieman124** · 09-09-2010, 01:01 PM

Granted: You were about to eat it when you dropped it on the floor.

I wish I had a Quick Pop. I loved those

**Mareeps** · 09-09-2010, 04:27 PM

Granted, but you get a soda that runs away from you.

I wish I didn't play Zool.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 09-09-2010, 04:31 PM

Granted, now you play Chuck Norris Super Kicks.
I wish that game never existed

**Mareeps** · 09-09-2010, 04:36 PM

Granted, now in place of that, Mr. T, Shut up Fool, in which you walk around yelling "Shut up Fool!" Oh, and touching cement kills you.

I wish I could control my dreams.

**samejamesbond** · 09-09-2010, 05:52 PM

Granted, but you'll never create a dream as epic as watching a fight between Cloverfield and
Godzilla as the legendary Frank West.

I wish I knew the cause of all of my wierd dreams.

**Mareeps** · 09-09-2010, 05:56 PM

Granted, it is due to a disease that will kill you the second you hit 5,000 posts.

I wish i had chips.

**pieman124** · 09-09-2010, 07:47 PM

@brawlmaster12344, I ment an ice pop. Thats what Quick Pop I ment.

Granted: You got poker chips.

I wish I had a Nestle Quick Quick Pop.

**Chuck Norris** · 09-09-2010, 11:48 PM

Granted but instead you get a Nestle Quick Poop

I wish I had Wing Commander 4...Another game I really miss

**warghoul** · 09-10-2010, 11:22 AM

granted but the power goes out and you cant play it
I wish I had a new job

**Mareeps** · 09-10-2010, 04:03 PM

Granted, you now clean the elephant cage at the zoo.

I wish I could jump more than 4 inches.

**samejamesbond** · 09-10-2010, 05:10 PM

Granted, now you jump so high, you exit the Earth's atmosphere and explode from the lack of pressure.

I wish the rumors are true that both Frank West and Chuck Greene are in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

**Mareeps** · 09-10-2010, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Granted, now you jump so high, you exit the Earth's atmosphere and explode from the lack of pressure.

I wish the rumors are true that both Frank West and Chuck Greene are in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

Granted, but they are in the background of a stage, and not fighters.

I wish I owned a better computer that can't be stolen.

**Chuck Norris** · 09-10-2010, 08:19 PM

Granted, but me being Chuck Norris I steal your so called better computer because nobody tells me what I can and can't steal

I wish I could rap

**Mareeps** · 09-10-2010, 08:50 PM

Granted, now you can wrap gifts.

I wish I didn't suck at Mega Man.

**Chuck Norris** · 09-10-2010, 09:52 PM

Granted but now you suck at life

I wish my clothes could clean themselves