The Church of Dudebro - Page 6

**jim5cents** · 07-12-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dn

It is the duck that should be burned. Perhaps all ducks are deceiving, perhaps they have his Dudeness fooled.

blasphemer!!!! off with his head.

**sezthemank** · 07-12-2009, 10:06 AM

Yeah !
Burn the duck, get some peking sauce and pancakes, and lets sit and feast.

**Winnebagel** · 07-12-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

By the sound of it, this duck was possessed by the anti-Dudebro.
Have mercy on Drunk as it is not his fault.

I have a suspicion that Drunk may BE the anti-Dude himself. Or worse, I think he may be a WITCH!

The only way to be sure of this is to follow the traditional ways of Dudeism as shown in the traditional Dudeist ritual of Dudevining which was created by His Dudeness himself back in the time of Witch War II.

I was fortunate enough to find the exact procedure demonstrated in a brief documentary. Pay special attention as this detailx the exact procedure.

If Drunk passes then I think he should be welcomed back into the Dudeist flock with open wings.

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**jim5cents** · 07-12-2009, 11:51 AM

epic. +1 rep

**Belmontzar** · 07-12-2009, 12:21 PM

-wanders over sees epic statue of Dudebro twitches and runs for the hills.-

**sezthemank** · 07-12-2009, 12:50 PM

Drunk maybee the anti-Dudebro!
How dare he kick a tasty duck.

**DrunkN** · 07-13-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Drunk maybee the anti-Dudebro!
How dare he kick a tasty duck.

Wait, a minute ago you, aw just forget it....

Please, people, I do not contain the...dare I say...Babesis *shudders*, inside of me. I do believe all ducks to be a sign of evil though. A deception, created by...I dare not say the name again...to fool the great Bro.

**thebird1003** · 07-13-2009, 12:57 AM

Dudebro, im one of your friends back RU first started so believe me when i say this... I AM NOT A BELIEVER!!! except the thing about feeding ducks... ducks are living creatures like the rest of us. and don't burn them... what did they ever do to you i promote the buning roaches instead that way we all can be happy no matter what religion you belive in. and maybe we can use them as alternate fuels and save the price of corn.

**Dudebro** · 07-13-2009, 01:12 AM

Welcome back thebird1003, don't mind this weirdo topic. I have no idea what's going on in here.

**thebird1003** · 07-13-2009, 01:18 AM

thank you dudebro... but you'll make a horrible priest if you don't know whats going on in your own church. i'm guessing you didn't start this thread

**Dudebro** · 07-13-2009, 02:40 AM

I have no idea why this topic went in this direction.

**thebird1003** · 07-13-2009, 02:42 AM

maybe you should write your own bible?

**Kugyince** · 07-13-2009, 07:58 AM

The New Testabro of Dudebro and the Avian Day Saints

**thebird1003** · 07-13-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

The New Testabro of Dudebro and the Avian Day Saints

the king bro version

**jim5cents** · 07-13-2009, 04:06 PM

dudebro is not a priest...he is our messiah.

**Timber Wolf** · 07-13-2009, 08:51 PM

So you would all give your lives in the name of the Bro?

**jim5cents** · 07-13-2009, 08:55 PM

no...of course not, as our messiah, it is dudebro's job to sacrifice himself for our sins

**Kugyince** · 07-13-2009, 09:11 PM

...and I've sinned quite a lot.

**DrunkN** · 07-13-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

...and I've sinned quite a lot.

Yes, but you do that to your Dudebro pillow, those things are forgiven for that reason.

**mj23** · 07-13-2009, 09:41 PM

when i read this topic i seriously fear that this may spread to more topics

**Dudebro** · 07-13-2009, 09:47 PM

It already has.

**Kugyince** · 07-13-2009, 09:49 PM

I am very blessed. I walked out to my car this afternoon to find that my truck windshield had received its baptism via an avian friend.

**Winnebagel** · 07-13-2009, 10:12 PM

Amen brother T. Thanks for sharing the testimony.

**Dudebro** · 07-13-2009, 10:13 PM

You're welcome.

**thebird1003** · 07-14-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

You're welcome.

i think he ment Tenser