Corrupt a Wish

[Chuck Norris]

Granted, but Alex turns out to be the weakest character in the game

I wish the cake wasn't a lie

@Brawl 1227 is a rickroll i know it already XP

[samejamesbond]

Granted:

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I wish I could go into the future and buy Duke Nukem Forever.

[Chuck Norris]

Granted, but the world in the future is in mass chaos....and gamestop just ran out

I wish RU had Cruis'n USA for the arcade section

[StarfoxFan2009]

Granted, but it's too glitchy that Kong removed it

I wish RU could support over 100 MB games

[Chuck Norris]

Granted but they overload RU causing the site to malfunction

I wish I had a bucket of KFC right about now

[Tails]

Granted, but it's just old chicken bones in it you mistakened for Dinosaur Bones, so you go to resell them and get laughed at just to try to round kick them and end up pulling a muscle and end up being arrested by Carl Winslow of Family Matters only to have Steve Urkel's expiriment backfire and it gets you badly burned as well.

I wish They'd make a new Battletoads game.

[count100]

Granted, But the new game is called Battletoads: The tadpole years.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

[Tails]

Granted, but now that you thought of it you can't wish for it.

I wish my PS3 would get here soon.

[Mareeps]

Granted, but the PS3 is bricked.

I wish I had xbox live.

[Tails]

Granted but it expired half way through this sentence, enjoy.

I wish the PS3 would hurry up with the updates, argh!

[count100]

Granted the updates finish with lightning fast speed. but then a lightning bolt comes out of the sky strikes the PS3 and the PS3 catches on fire and turns into a big plastic blob on the floor.

I wish that I had my tickets to Disneyland now....

[Tails]

Granted but they are forged.

I wish Count wasn't sent to the slammer because of that.

[joz]

Granted, but instead he gets 5 years hard labor.

I wish I could get beer for free at the pub.

[samejamesbond]

Granted, but you become so waisted, you die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I was good at Super Street Fighter IV.

[Tails]

Granted, you suck at everything else and SF4 breaks on you.

I wish my Mom would quit bothering meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. T_T

[Chuck Norris]

Granted, she kicks you out of the house, and she'll never bother you again

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted

[RU Joe]

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted

This is only possible using 7th dimension physics.

I wish for I had the cat 'Burger and Fries', of internet fame to bring with me to a Celine Dion concert, where he would perform his trademark yell into her microphone {no one would be able to tell them apart, really} as the two of them sang 'All by myself'.

Alternatively it could be a Mariah Carey concert.

[Chuck Norris]

Granted...but, the cat gets feline pneumonia (Best I could come up with)

I wish I were the T-1000

[RU Joe]

Granted, but

The T - 1000 service department was shut down.

Why would you not want to be the T - X?



I wish that I had a cheezburger right now.

[Demon-Mask]

Granted, you get five "Mega-Tamago" and have to eat all of them in one sitting.

I wish I didn't have such messed up dreams.

[Mareeps]

Granted, now you have Helen Keller's dreams, complete with no sight or sound.

I wish I could do a backflip.

[RU Joe]

I wish I could do a backflip.

Granted, but it requires getting an electric shock to accomplish.

I wish I wasn't such a wicked old ogre.

[joz]

Granted, now you're the guy that nobody wants to talk to.

I wish I could talk in a falsetto.

[RU Joe]

Granted, but you get signed into a contract at a casino showroom to perform The Rolling Stones' Emotional Rescue 3 times a day for the next 47 years.
The upside is that you would be good at it with the falsetto voice.

I wish that I could grow a new set of arms.
{in addition to the 5 I already have}

[Tails]

Granted, but you lose your sanity and become an arachnid.

I wish it started storming.