The Church of Dudebro - Page 5

**jim5cents** · 06-24-2009, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by winnebagel

Blessed than. Blessed be the frog of thy womb! And may the Duck lie down with the bearded Toad in peace in your land.

wtf?

toads and frogs are two different species, what does his dudeness think of toads?

**Winnebagel** · 06-24-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

wtf?

toads and frogs are two different species, what does his dudeness think of toads?

Brother Jim, the thing is in the Church of Dudebro all are as one, and all precious in his sight.

**jim5cents** · 06-24-2009, 08:43 PM

so, there is no creatures on this earth that anger dudebro?

btw...how in the world did this thread ever get to 100+ posts?

**Dudebro** · 06-24-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

btw...how in the world did this thread ever get to 100+ posts?

You guys are weirdos.

But yeah, there's no animals that I hate. I do hate some insects, only the vermin though.

**Winnebagel** · 06-24-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

You guys are weirdos.

But yeah, there's no animals that I hate. I do hate some insects, only the vermin though.

We must know which ones so we can crush them in your name.

Also, what do you think about squirrels being appointed as the official angelic security force for your army? I am sure they could defend your kingdom with their Holy Nuts of Power.

**DrunkN** · 06-24-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Also, what do you think about squirrels being appointed as the official angelic security force for your army? I am sure they could defend your kingdom with their Holy Nuts of Power.

No no no, that would be a disaster. Rats, now that's an animal his Dudeness would bless and welcome to crawl among his beard of sanctity.

**Winnebagel** · 06-24-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

No no no, that would be a disaster. Rats, now that's an animal his Dudeness would bless and welcome to crawl among his beard of sanctity.

Yeah, but in this day and age, aren't rats seen as a bit cheesy?

Now maybe we should consider Opossums. I hear they can be vicious.

**Dojah** · 06-24-2009, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Now maybe we should consider Opossums. I hear they can be vicious.

Yes they can.

**DrunkN** · 06-24-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dojah

Yes they can.

HOLY DUDEBRO, YOU GOTTA PUT THAT STUFF IN SPOILERS MAN.
Seriously, I just scroll down and BAM.

**Dudebro** · 06-24-2009, 10:26 PM

I figured vermin was a good enough description of the insects I hate. Any of the ones who live off humans and have no benefit to the food chain. Stuff like Lice and Bedbugs for example.

**Dojah** · 06-24-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

HOLY DUDEBRO, YOU GOTTA PUT THAT STUFF IN SPOILERS MAN.

I was going for shock value. And I am glad it worked.

**sezthemank** · 06-26-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Blessed than. Blessed be the frog of thy womb! And may the Duck lie down with the bearded Toad in peace in your land.

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

wtf?

I LITERLY JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING AT YOU TWO!

In all seriousness Pope Larry spoke today

about Michael Jackson and also gave a bigger speach on seeds and biscuits.
He spoke of the DB and all his teachings and stated that DBs angels will give anyone who does the moonwalk randomly in a street or shop or somthing, will receve $6 (or £3) if dance is acceptable.
Also he stated a warning!
A warnig that goes by the name of IMAC! or commenly know as NAIR!

**jim5cents** · 07-10-2009, 11:16 PM

comparable to the ceiling of the sistine chapel, the floor tile work for the dudebro chapel

**Winnebagel** · 07-10-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

comparable to the ceiling of the sistine chapel, the floor tile work for the dudebro chapel

That's glorious brother Jim! Did you create that yourself? That does his Dudeness much honor I think.

**OldTimer** · 07-10-2009, 11:43 PM

I saw some guy handing out pamphlets for the church of Dudebro on the street corner. Kinda like the watch tower information. The churches arms even extend into canada.

**jim5cents** · 07-10-2009, 11:53 PM

well, it is not uncommon for the locations of the church to migrate into canada during the summer months, then return to the tropics for the winter.

**Dudebro** · 07-11-2009, 02:18 AM

Here's a hummingbird I helped save. It was trapped in the building where I work.

( Click to show/hide )

Here's larry being cute. He likes to chill on my monitor. That's my gf making her character in sims3 btw.

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On a serious note, I heard some bad news today. The duck that was in my avatar is dead. Him and his siblings were killed by a skunk that got into thier enclosure. I feel really bad for the old man who owned them, he's obviously devastated. Figured you guys might wanna know about it.

**sezthemank** · 07-11-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

On a serious note, I heard some bad news today. The duck that was in my avatar is dead. Him and his siblings were killed by a skunk that got into thier enclosure. I feel really bad for the old man who owned them, he's obviously devastated. Figured you guys might wanna know about it.

Right we need to sort out the state funeral!

only joking, sorry to hear about that DB.

@Old Timer

I seen a hot girl with nothing but a bikini on handing out leaflets.

Aparently thats what the Dudebro Nuns wear and the sisters of the Dudebro church, exept for Thursdays, as they have to do there shopping and stuff.
(We are currently looking at going to the goverment about our rights as a Dudebroist)

**DrunkN** · 07-11-2009, 10:29 PM

Where are the confession stands? I have something to admit.

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**jim5cents** · 07-11-2009, 11:03 PM

heretic!!!! burn him at the stake

**DrunkN** · 07-11-2009, 11:08 PM

Please, I do not harbor the tainted ways of the Girlsis, Is his Dudeness not forgiving?

**Winnebagel** · 07-11-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

heretic!!!! burn him at the stake

My lord, perhaps we should burn him on the grill Peking Duck style for what he has done to thy beloved creatures.

**mj23** · 07-11-2009, 11:20 PM

i just kind of caught the one post, did you REALLY kick a duck?

**DrunkN** · 07-11-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mj23

i just kind of caught the one post, did you REALLY kick a duck?

This was no ordinary duck, this was a demon duck, it had bitten my finger. In my own self-defense(and in love of my finger) I kicked the duck in it's chest.

It is the duck that should be burned. Perhaps all ducks are deceiving, perhaps they have his Dudeness fooled.

**sezthemank** · 07-12-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

This was no ordinary duck, this was a demon duck, it had bitten my finger. In my own self-defense(and in love of my finger) I kicked the duck in it's chest.

It is the duck that should be burned. Perhaps all ducks are deceiving, perhaps they have his Dudeness fooled.

By the sound of it, this duck was possessed by the anti-Dudebro.
Have mercy on Drunk as it is not his fault.