Corrupt a Wish - Page 42

**samejamesbond** · 02-27-2010, 04:04 PM

Granted, you get Master Chef, greatest cook in the 26th century.

I wish I could round-house kick.

**fenrir1887** · 02-27-2010, 04:12 PM

Granted, but you roundhouse kick Wolverine who seeks to kill you.

I wish Wolverine battled Solid Snake.

**samejamesbond** · 02-27-2010, 04:15 PM

Granted, but the scent of wolf urine on Snake's cardboard box makes wolverine befriend snake.

I wish I won the game.

**fenrir1887** · 02-27-2010, 04:17 PM

Granted, but now you lose every other game.

I wish I was a grandmaster at chess.

**samejamesbond** · 02-27-2010, 05:21 PM

Granted, only no one ever challenges you again.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-27-2010, 06:36 PM

Granted but the time paradox of knowing what you were gonna wish for causes the world to explode

I wish my Wii could play Blu Ray DVDs

**Mareeps** · 02-27-2010, 07:27 PM

Granted, but the Blu-Ray DVDs get extremely scratched up and only work once.

I wish I could get past level 3 of Battletoads.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-27-2010, 08:36 PM

Granted, but the game crashes after you beat level 3 and it never works again

I wish this sentence was right and this one was wrong

**samejamesbond** · 02-27-2010, 08:40 PM

Granted, but you realize it's already wrong with the right on the left.

I wish Darth Vader did want:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsm2HiLubY]YouTube - DO NOT WANT ! The epic scene from Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith[/ame]

**Tails** · 02-28-2010, 09:24 AM

Granted but he didn't want to be in Star Wars anymore.

I wish I got Social like I was SUPPOSED to on CT.

**fenrir1887** · 03-01-2010, 10:36 AM

Granted, but now you can't be on anything else.

I wish I owned a Pikachu.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-01-2010, 12:23 PM

Granted, but he thunder shocks the hell out of you

I wish I had a shield like Captain America does.

**fenrir1887** · 03-01-2010, 12:28 PM

Granted, but it's too heavy for you to lift.

I wish I was strong enough to lift Thor's hammer.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-01-2010, 12:40 PM

Granted but when you pick it up, you lose your grip and it falls on your head

I wish the force was strong with me

**fenrir1887** · 03-01-2010, 12:42 PM

Granted, but you slide to the dark side, fight your best friend on an ice planet, and become an amputee in both arms.

I wish I was skilled with a lightsaber.

**joz** · 03-01-2010, 12:55 PM

Granted, but your hands got cut off by a Sith.

I wish I could evade any form of attack.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-01-2010, 01:12 PM

Granted, but nobody evades a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, so the outcome is pretty self-explanatory

I wish I could have blown up the Death Star

**Tails** · 03-01-2010, 02:18 PM

Granted but you were caught in the blast.

I wish this MONTH would improve.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-01-2010, 03:18 PM

Granted, but next month is worse

I wish my Pizza would get here sooner

**samejamesbond** · 03-01-2010, 03:23 PM

Granted,

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18KzwK5gMtA]YouTube - Pizza Delivery Fail[/ame]

I wish Snake didn't get old in MGS4.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-01-2010, 03:49 PM

Granted but he dies young instead

I wish I didn't have to tip the pizza guy

**Mareeps** · 03-01-2010, 03:52 PM

Granted, you have to paint his car now.

I wish I had a pizza now...

**samejamesbond** · 03-01-2010, 03:53 PM

Granted, only its covered with mold.

I wish Castlevania: Lords of Shadow is a good game.

**Mareeps** · 03-01-2010, 03:57 PM

Granted, but there's a boss that will take, at the least, one hour to kill. And its a VERY repetitive fight.

I wish that Zelda 2 would sell for less than $40 where I live. (I mean, $40 for a used NES game!?)

**samejamesbond** · 03-01-2010, 03:59 PM

Granted, only it's as broken as can be.

I wish I can find a good copy of Final Fantasy IX.