Corrupt a Wish - Page 34

**joz** · 02-06-2010, 11:34 AM

Granted, but the trip sucked.

I wish I had the power of the Juggernaut!

**Tails** · 02-06-2010, 11:37 AM

Granted but you can't control it.

I wish I was Vegeta.

**joz** · 02-06-2010, 11:46 AM

Granted, but you still can't beat Goku and you lose your hair due to stressing out about that fact.

I wish I was the ultimate athlete.

**Tails** · 02-06-2010, 11:48 AM

Granted but you gained it by the use of steroids. Your girlfriend/wife is not pleased.

I wish Pokemon Adventures Gold/Silver/Crystal arc released sooner!

**Slime Slayer** · 02-06-2010, 11:51 AM

granted but as you leave the store some gangsters notice the game in your hand and call you names, you reply with "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!" and they shatter your legs.

I wish i was one inch longer.

**Tails** · 02-06-2010, 12:03 PM

I was referring to the Manga, first time ever the arc is coming to the US.

Granted but the rest of you became one foot shorter.

I wish i got Lookee

**StarfoxFan2009** · 02-06-2010, 02:14 PM

Granted, but it became Lookout! because people run right over you.
I wish i had Pokemon Battle Revolution and New Super Mario Bros Wii.

**Tails** · 02-06-2010, 02:42 PM

Granted but your wii broke.

I wish I had a boat filled with holes.

**JKool** · 02-06-2010, 03:06 PM

Granted but your stupid enough to go sailing with it and drown.

I wish Tails wasn't so stupid.

**Demon-Mask** · 02-06-2010, 05:10 PM

Granted, you now inherit the stupidity.

I wish I was better at Galaga.

**Tails** · 02-06-2010, 05:19 PM

Granted but to save the world you had to play a Puzzle game.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

**fenrir1887** · 02-06-2010, 05:32 PM

Granted, but now you never go to sleep.

I wish I was a lot smarter.

**Tails** · 02-07-2010, 03:40 AM

Granted but your brain implodes.

I wish it was Valentines day.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 02-07-2010, 05:57 AM

Granted, but you get no valentines.
I wish it was my birthday already

**Tails** · 02-07-2010, 05:58 AM

Granted but you died.

I wish I was King Kong.

**JKool** · 02-07-2010, 10:04 AM

Granted but Godzilla comes and kills you.

I wish I was a mod.

**joz** · 02-07-2010, 01:17 PM

Granted, but you get banned for being such a bad mod.

I wish I could go to outer space.

**Mareeps** · 02-07-2010, 02:00 PM

Granted, but the space shuttle breaks, and now you are doomed to drift away in space forever.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

**joz** · 02-07-2010, 02:13 PM

Granted, now you have a stomach virus and you get the squirts.

I wish I was a demi-god.

**fenrir1887** · 02-07-2010, 04:51 PM

Granted, but you fight and lose to Hercules and lose your mind.

I wish I was a millionaire.

**Mareeps** · 02-07-2010, 05:52 PM

Granted, but you lose all your money in a lawsuit.

I wish it was a little warmer

**Demon-Mask** · 02-07-2010, 05:55 PM

Granted, it is now 3000 degrees.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot.

**joz** · 02-07-2010, 06:01 PM

Granted, now it's too damb boring.

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

**Demon-Mask** · 02-07-2010, 06:07 PM

Granted, but Bruce Lee comes back and kills you.

I wish Bruce Lee didn't kill Joz.

**Mareeps** · 02-07-2010, 06:56 PM

Granted, Bruce Lee kills you.

I wish I could teleport