The Church of Dudebro - Page 3

**Kugyince** · 06-12-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

no, confused?

No points for a Monty Python Holy Grail reference?

**Winnebagel** · 06-12-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

No points for a Monty Python Holy Grail reference?

@ T, I think Jim was confused because he didn't know whether it was an African or a European swallow.

**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 11:30 AM

i guess you get points, although i still think there is another plausable way to explain how coconuts got to england.

**sezthemank** · 06-12-2009, 11:38 AM

I carry a pair of coconuts every where with me.

**Kugyince** · 06-12-2009, 11:48 AM

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

**sezthemank** · 06-12-2009, 11:52 AM

Hmmm a twist in the flick of a wrist.

I like bountys, do you guys get them over in the US?

**Winnebagel** · 06-12-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

I carry a pair of coconuts every where with me.

That must be convenient.

**sezthemank** · 06-12-2009, 12:08 PM

Not really, they give me a bit of back ache

**Kugyince** · 06-12-2009, 12:13 PM

Coconut milk is delicious.

**Winnebagel** · 06-12-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

Coconut milk is delicious.

Indeed it is.

@ Sez, I'm sorry to hear that. You should consider recruiting someone to help you carry them, so that you don't have to do all that back work. Remember, lift with your legs, not with your back.

**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 12:52 PM

yet another sign that you are a false prophet winnebagel...a true prophet in the church of dudebro would tell someone to lift with their wings, not their legs.

**Winnebagel** · 06-12-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

yet another sign that you are a false prophet winnebagel...a true prophet in the church of dudebro would tell someone to lift with their wings, not their legs.

Ahhh Jim, but you are deflecting the earlier question which was what is the average wing velocity of a swallow. My friend, don't worry, Dudeism is accepting of all people. Be welcomed!

**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 02:58 PM

style.org > Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

11 meters per second or 24 mph

satisfied?

and there were 4 captials in ancient assyria.

**sezthemank** · 06-12-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

@ Sez, I'm sorry to hear that. You should consider recruiting someone to help you carry them, so that you don't have to do all that back work. Remember, lift with your legs, not with your back.

Hmm good thinking Winnebagel.

I wonder how much I would have to pay someone to hold my coconuts?

**Winnebagel** · 06-12-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Hmm good thinking Winnebagel.

I wonder how much I would have to pay someone to hold my coconuts?

I think you have a couple of options:

1) You can try to find a professional. I have heard that they do a great job but that they can be very expensive and often charge by the hour, so that might not be the best way to go.

2) You can try to find a volunteer who will do this for free or at least for a discounted rate. I hear there are a lot of coconut fans out there who will often be willing to carry these for long periods of time with the right incentive.

So, you have a lot to think about and decide which way to go. I have also heard that there are a lot of potential volunteers at many local bus stops, so that is another idea.

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

style.org > Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

11 meters per second or 24 mph

satisfied?

and there were 4 captials in ancient assyria.

You have proved yourself this day my son. You are now, "one of us, one of us, one of us!" Now the only thing you need to do to become a full member of the church is give us all of your money. For convenience's sake, you can PM me your bank account information and we can start the process. After that you can consider yourself an official Dudeist, and member of the church of Dudebro.

**sezthemank** · 06-12-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

I think you have a couple of options:

1) You can try to find a professional. I have heard that they do a great job but that they can be very expensive and often charge by the hour, so that might not be the best way to go.

2) You can try to find a volunteer who will do this for free or at least for a discounted rate. I hear there are a lot of coconut fans out there who will often be willing to carry these for long periods of time with the right incentive.

So, you have a lot to think about and decide which way to go. I have also heard that there are a lot of potential volunteers at many local bus stops, so that is another idea.

I have a good set of "carrier bags" with fantastic handles that go across both shoulders and across my back.
It comes in handy as I carry my coconuts everywhere.

A strange thing is that when I carry my coconuts in this "carrier bag" men (and sometimes woman!) like to look at them.
Maybee Ill get a volenter to carry them while they are fresh. As I dont want them to drag on the floor in a few decades.

**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 05:46 PM

i found video footage of a sermon in the church of dudebro, complete with a hymn.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hKJB4YlkI"]YouTube - MOVIE-MUSIC MIX[/ame]

**Winnebagel** · 06-12-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

I have a good set of "carrier bags" with fantastic handles that go across both shoulders and across my back.
It comes in handy as I carry my coconuts everywhere.

A strange thing is that when I carry my coconuts in this "carrier bag" men (and sometimes woman!) like to look at them.
Maybee Ill get a volenter to carry them while they are fresh. As I dont want them to drag on the floor in a few decades.

That's excellent. I bet those "carrier bags" are nice and hopefully comfortable. If you are going to carry coconuts everywhere, that is probably a smart way to go. I agree that it is probably best to get a volunteer when they are still fresh. I have heard that the market value of produce in general (including coconuts I suppose) goes down over time as the produce continues to ripen with time. I have also heard that some of the better carrier bags out there can help better distribute coconuts, so maybe that would help. Otherwise, you may want to watch our for when men and women try to look at your coconuts too much because they may be trying to steal them. Not everyone can be trusted with coconuts, though most people want them or want to carry them, so be careful!

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

i found video footage of a sermon in the church of dudebro, complete with a hymn.

YouTube - MOVIE-MUSIC MIX

Amen Jim. This is amazing and I am sure it would honor his Dudeness if he were on the Earth today.

**sezthemank** · 06-13-2009, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

That's excellent. I bet those "carrier bags" are nice and hopefully comfortable. If you are going to carry coconuts everywhere, that is probably a smart way to go. I agree that it is probably best to get a volunteer when they are still fresh. I have heard that the market value of produce in general (including coconuts I suppose) goes down over time as the produce continues to ripen with time. I have also heard that some of the better carrier bags out there can help better distribute coconuts, so maybe that would help. Otherwise, you may want to watch our for when men and women try to look at your coconuts too much because they may be trying to steal them. Not everyone can be trusted with coconuts, though most people want them or want to carry them, so be careful!
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Indeed I do like to buy the better carrier bags of all diferent colours.
When I dont use the carrier bags, people ask me if they can carry them,
But they are usally carrying other fruit themselfs.

When I refuse to let them carry my coconuts,
They offer to swap thier fruit for my coconuts,and that can be sometimes fun.

I like my coconuts but I like bannas and plums more

**Winnebagel** · 06-13-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

Indeed I do like to buy the better carrier bags of all diferent colours.
When I dont use the carrier bags, people ask me if they can carry them,
But they are usally carrying other fruit themselfs.

When I refuse to let them carry my coconuts,
They offer to swap thier fruit for my coconuts,and that can be sometimes fun.

I like my coconuts but I like bannas and plums more

It sounds like you have a virtual cornucopia of carrier bags.

As long as there is fair and equitable trade going on then that should be fine. You just have to watch out for fruit and melon thieves that often prowl around and do not want to offer goods or fair trade in return.

I suppose that's fine if that's what you like. I guess they all have their own health benefits. I have never been a banana & plum fan myself, but I have heard they are high in potassium and other life giving nutrients. I have always been more of a fan of peaches and coconuts myself, but as long as you are eating a healthy meal then, bon appetit!

Maybe we should designate you the official overseer of Agricultural Affairs in the church of Dudebro.