creepy dreams - Page 3

**sezthemank** · 05-03-2009, 01:58 PM

Chuck norris doesnt have scary dreams,
Because Chuck norris dosnt sleep -he just waits.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris,
Also when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
;D

Sorry you were asking for it !!!!!!
Oh and well done for highlighting this, you must be proud!

**laserboy1134** · 05-07-2009, 09:27 PM

I had a dream where I was eating apples, and then a worm came out of the apple, and then I looked down and all these worms were eating me...

scary.

**sezthemank** · 05-10-2009, 03:56 PM

I got told I was shouting in my sleep last night.
Aparently I shouted,
"GET THAT FFFFING KITE OUT OF MY HAIR"
I also told my fella that he "stinks" and "if he dosnt get a bath before 8.52am he can move out."

I feel so snidey

...

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-20-2009, 01:42 PM

I once dreamt about being a pokemon trainer, only to be devored by a horde of zombie pichu.

**Slime Slayer** · 05-20-2009, 01:53 PM

last night i had a dream jim5cents got 600,000 plus in dk for nes, no joke

**sezthemank** · 05-20-2009, 03:10 PM

Woke my fella up yesterday when i was still asleep.

I told him he was
"adopted by a old white guy" (hes black)
and
"to not forget about the fork in the washing machine - i need it for the onion"

i found it quite funny
he didnt apreciate being woken up.

**Dojah** · 05-20-2009, 03:55 PM

When Oblivion first came out I played that game like it was a religion. I had some of the craziest dreams. It was very disturbing. Last year when I was in college I would stay up all night with friends trying to figure out our physics bonus sheet.(which was a 6 week paper not mandatory with 8 questions on it). I swear I would dream up a damn good theory on some of these questions and it all was threw oblivion. I actually came up with correct answers through dreams.
Well what my teacher taught us and what I learned is thought and reality are the same thing and our brain can not seem to tell the diffrerence. EXAMPLE: Look at your keyboard...well when you do that signals are sent all through your body from your brain telling it what it sees and how to react. Everyone knows that. Well now close your eyes and think of the keyboard and the exact electrical signals from the exact points in your brain are going off relating that information the same as if your eyes were open. Science has proven this to be true with the Double Slit Experiment. It's quite amazing and the way Chris Langan speaks of it is mind blowing.
Hearing it or reading it from Chris Langan is the way to go. Smartest man in the world IQ=210
Man I blab way to much on some of my posts...

**sezthemank** · 05-20-2009, 04:33 PM

games
i used to have naughty dreams about george stobart!

then sonic and crash bandicoot(?) would walk in .

oh the shame!

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-20-2009, 06:23 PM

my absolute creepiest dream was RE4 related.... you know those tentacles that come out of peoples necks when you blast it off at night? let's just say.....yaoi pervs would have a field day with that one.

**Dudebro** · 05-20-2009, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dojah

Man I blab way to much on some of my posts...

Don't worry about that, just keep those paragraphs in mind.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-22-2009, 12:29 AM

ugh. I dreamt i was being searched by a cop who started hitting on me and feeling me up. then he turned into my best friend Forrester and ripped of my nose with a Katana.

**CatalystiCam** · 05-22-2009, 12:43 AM

Last night, I dreamt I was a jet-ski racer but somehow I ended up driving the jetski to school and I left class to find out the schools warped into my future house and I'm playing catch with my two kids. How weird.

**Kugyince** · 05-22-2009, 01:08 AM

I dreamt about eating melted peanut butter on toast. I was really craving it when I woke up.

**DrunkN** · 05-22-2009, 05:28 PM

I had a dream of sucking all the juice out of a strawberry.

When I woke up, all the strawberry toothpaste was missing... jk.

**sezthemank** · 05-23-2009, 03:13 PM

I had a dream about Tina Turner....

...yeah thats it...Tina Turner

**CatalystiCam** · 06-18-2009, 01:45 AM

uhh-hh-hh, anyone remember in the 90's, a mascot called ASTAR the robot was T.V.'s safety canidate, gotta tell ya, I was young and that robot scared me, just had a Nightmare about that robot for some reason... I searched it on youtube and found it. Still creeps me out, Youtube "ASTAR from planet danger" and you'll see how this scared me as an infant/kid.

btw: I can put my arm back on, you can't! Play Safe!

**OldTimer** · 06-19-2009, 01:18 PM

I had a dream i was eating something. I woke up, went to brush my teeth and found ashes on my tongue and teeth. I checked the ash tray on my night stand and it was empty. I no longer sleep beside an ashtray. Gross!

**sezthemank** · 06-19-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OldTimer

I had a dream i was eating something. I woke up, went to brush my teeth and found ashes on my tongue and teeth. I checked the ash tray on my night stand and it was empty. I no longer sleep beside an ashtray. Gross!

HAHAHAHA OMG!
I do mad stuff when Im asleep like that (not ash though lol),

I once had a dream that my (at the time) boyfriend bought me some doughnuts,
in the dream I go outta the room for some reason and when I get back in, he ate the doughnuts!!!!

I woke up half asleep fuming!
I walked into the kitchen and got some cake out of the fridge, brought it into the bedroom and stuck it over his head and shouted,
"WHY DONT YOU FFFFING EAT THIS ASWELL, YOU SUCH AND SUCH!"
fell back asleep instenly and didnt wake up untill the next day

....Boy did I get some earache that day, the things I had to do to shut him up!

**Timber Wolf** · 06-19-2009, 01:59 PM

I had a dream not to long ago that there was a wooden structure in front of my house(although it wasn't any house i live in now) and there was a stupid chick with a motorcycle in my drive way and the entire school football team in my back yard, and I killed the team brutally(those I could catch), each one differently to, I shot one of them in the knee caps and broke his neck, I bludgeoned one with a metal stick i have that's a modified .50 cal shell and I choked one of them to death ad then climbed the wooden structure and sat on it, after calling the police to get the dumb chick off my lawn, and then woke up, i don't think of it as much of a nightmare as just weird and strange

**sezthemank** · 06-19-2009, 02:03 PM

All that killing is proberley in your mind from playing video games lol.
I had a wired dream about sonic once when I was little....Its too embarrasing to say lol.

**OldTimer** · 06-19-2009, 02:08 PM

Now i am curious about sonic. I remember being Tetris-ised and i would dream about those darn blocks. Even start daydreaming in church looking at the stained glass shapes to make a complete line.

**JKool** · 06-19-2009, 02:15 PM

LOL. I have many dreams where i'm getting yelled at.

**sezthemank** · 06-19-2009, 02:17 PM

I ran away with sonic and married him.

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**Winnebagel** · 06-21-2009, 12:00 AM

Wow! You really do like your Sonic Sez.

I do remember having a few dreams about Samus Aran, but those would have to be told in the Pirate room.

**sezthemank** · 06-21-2009, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Wow! You really do like your Sonic Sez.

I do remember having a few dreams about Samus Aran, but those would have to be told in the Pirate room.

I had a few "Pirate room" style dreams about niles craine out of frasier.
oh the shame.

Has anyone ever had a prediction style dream?

I had a kind of one about Saddam Hussain!

I had a dream once about Osama bin lardin,
he was locked in a celler with nothing but a sky light and bits of food, he was hiding.
A few days later, Hussain was found in a hole.

I know Its not exact but it was wird, because when I seen the hole that saddam was in, it looked alike the basement that Osama was in.