Corrupt a Wish - Page 24

**samejamesbond** · 01-22-2010, 05:26 PM

You over 9000 high scores, but the awesomeness overloads your computer.

I wish I was Captain Falcon.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-22-2010, 05:27 PM

Granted, but you forget your signature fighting move.
I wish I was Samurai Goroh

**Demon-Mask** · 01-22-2010, 05:29 PM

Granted, but your racer gets town away and you lose your license.
I wish I was Solid Snake.

**Mareeps** · 01-22-2010, 06:00 PM

granted, but The End snipes you.

I wish winter would be over

**Demon-Mask** · 01-22-2010, 06:05 PM

Granted, but spring turns out to be colder and snowier than winter.

I wish I was enough of a redneck to use a sawed-off shotgun.

**Mareeps** · 01-22-2010, 10:27 PM

granted, but you turn into Ellis and get killed by a tank.

I wish people didnt sing in commercials

**Demon-Mask** · 01-22-2010, 11:39 PM

Granted, but they all rap know.

I wish I was a god.

**Tails** · 01-22-2010, 11:53 PM

Granted, but you became an Orc god.

I wish I quit beating around the bush!

**Demon-Mask** · 01-23-2010, 12:02 AM

Granted, but everyone begins to hate you because you are too blunt.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eye-sockets.

**HackNSlash** · 01-23-2010, 12:16 AM

Granted, but you hit a mirror and take your own self out.

I wish I owned the Dallas Cowboys.

**Tails** · 01-23-2010, 01:48 AM

Granted but your co-owner is Mike Brown.

I wish I could just ask her out.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-23-2010, 11:16 AM

Granted, but she leaves you for Dudebro.
I wish for a indestructible, unstealable Nintendo DS

**samejamesbond** · 01-23-2010, 11:37 AM

Granted but it can't play Star Fox Command.

I wish I had a wish to wish about wishing for a wish.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-23-2010, 11:40 AM

Granted, but all of that wishing made you corrupt.
I wish Nintendo would go back to publishing Starfox themselves

**joz** · 01-23-2010, 11:50 AM

Granted, but Sega bought the rights and it is now called Starhedgehog.

I wish I was a TMNT.

**Mareeps** · 01-23-2010, 03:34 PM

Granted, but your weapon is a cane.

I wish my DS wouldnt break every few months

**Demon-Mask** · 01-23-2010, 04:34 PM

Granted, it now breaks every few days.

I wish I could Hadouken.

**RU Joe** · 01-23-2010, 06:06 PM

You successfully Hadouken for several attempts, then are suddenly whisked away by the Men in Black and taken to a secret underground facility where they unlock the wave motion fist secret to create

The wave motion GUN, which is immediately installed on the Space Cruiser Yamato.

I wish I could stop having big lipped alligator moments.

**Tails** · 01-23-2010, 09:22 PM

Joe your link only says TV Tropes Wiki.

Granted but the images you post on the forums never work for you again.

I wish I could get the hR's faster.

**RU Joe** · 01-23-2010, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Joe your link only says TV Tropes Wiki.

D'OH!

Ok granted but JR said no more hR's until he hears from the boys down in R+D, requested ASAP.

And now, a ~BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT~
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of which I have all the time but wish I didn't.

**Tails** · 01-23-2010, 10:19 PM

Granted but no one understands your gibberish.

I wish my comp would stop lagging.

**Demon-Mask** · 01-23-2010, 11:09 PM

Granted, but the Chinese censorship people won't allow you on any interesting sites.

I wish I was done with school.

**Tails** · 01-23-2010, 11:24 PM

Granted but real life slaps you where Miku slaps people with her leek. (In your face)

I wish I would quit farting.

**Demon-Mask** · 01-24-2010, 02:16 AM

Granted, instead of farting, you pee yourself all the time.

I wish I could swallow colors of the sound I hear.

**DrunkN** · 01-24-2010, 02:24 AM

Granted, white tastes like used diaper, purple tastes like rotten plums, red taste like diabetic blood, and brown taste like a very pleasant chocolate milk.

I wish for a Q-42 Modulator.