Gametrailers: Top 10 8-bit games

[Demon-Mask]

Originally Posted by drunkninja

but there would be happy.

Like when you throw a snail at a wall?

[DrunkN]

Elaborate.

[samejamesbond]

Originally Posted by Demon-Mask

Like when you throw a snail at a wall?

How?

[Demon-Mask]

Okay, here you go:
Both are NSFW to some extent.
I didn't make them up, but here we go anyhow:
why snail more snail

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1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air
9- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

why slug more slug

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1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug in the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug a mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn't need an upgrade. Slug is perfect

[samejamesbond]

Where did you get this?

[Demon-Mask]

I first saw them on 4chan, but to get them this time to share, I searched "throw snail at wall and wall will happy" on Google.

[samejamesbond]

Interesting...

It's very unique, I've never read something like that before.

[Demon-Mask]

Meh, I've seen it hundreds of times, but it still makes me laugh every time.

[samejamesbond]

I don't really find it funny as much as I find it unique.

[agnostic79]

Super mario 3 wins hands down. But its hard to compare from so many different genres. Bagel is right tho. To this day I still enjoy kicking mike tysons butt. But perhaps its a feeling of revenge from from losing so many times to him as a kid. Its like beating up on a childhood bully. Just feels good

[goombaman]

Final Fantasy 1 all the way

[Enemy Ace]

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Almost no stellar games were released for the console.

Originally Posted by Kong

Phantasy Star » Sega
Sonic the Hedgehog » Sega
Aladdin » Sega
Shinobi » Sega
Wonder Boy III - Monster World II - The » Sega
Streets of Rage » Sega

Try this too:
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Alex Kidd in Miracle World
Retro Uprising - Arcade - California Games
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Choplifter
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Donald Duck, The Lucky Dime Caper Starring
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Golvellius Valley of Doom
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Mickey Mouse, Castle of Illusion Starrin
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Ninja Gaiden
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Power Strike
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Rastan
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Wonder Boy 2: Wonder Boy in Monster Land
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Zillion

[T to the C]

I voted for Tecmo Super Bowl....Instant Classic!!!

[Incubator]

Battletoads!

[Inkubus]

When I think about the 8-bit era only one game comes to mind.
The Legend of Zelda

[RU Joe]

My picks: {well, some of 'em}

Magic of Scheherazade » Nintendo
Shadowgate » Nintendo
Dragon Warrior 3 » Nintendo
Dragon Warrior 4 » Nintendo
Double Dragon 2: The Revenge 35 Game Club Points - October 2010 » Nintendo
Clash At Demonhead » Nintendo
Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest » Nintendo

[divineplan]

Can't decide between Super Mario Bros. and Legend of Zelda but it definitely HAS TO BE out of those two. Both have stood the test of time more than anything I can think of. They almost never really get played out.
While I'm sure there are other games from the NES console that have better graphics or better this or that, no one can deny that these two tick the most boxes across all fields of playability and addictiveness. That's my two cents on the issue anyways. Cheers