The Church of Dudebro - Page 2

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 10:09 PM

Carefull there is no pic of the prophet moh...ooops I mean Tenser.

not for the easily offended

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that fella looks more like Dudebro.

**Dudebro** · 06-08-2009, 10:19 PM

How dare you infidels demand proof of my exsistence. Do you wish to feel my wrath? Well I know Tenser does but he's into that kind of thing.

And yes I include all birds even pigeons and vultures. Birds are cool animals.

**Kugyince** · 06-08-2009, 10:22 PM

FunFact: My first name means "sent by God" or "the prophet."

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You must plant the seed! The seed of Faith!

Come hither all ye lost and sorrowed sheep! Exalt in thy grace that is Lord Dudironimus Himself!

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 10:27 PM

Yeah DB, is Some dude that lives on a cloud alongside of Buddha, Jesus, allah 10.000 hindu gods and some old guy with a beard.

oh and dont for get monkey who was born from a egg on a mountin top!

**Dudebro** · 06-08-2009, 10:34 PM

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Yeah DB, is Some dude

You take that back before I smite you.

Btw Tenser my real name means "bringer of light" or some such thing(go figure it's from the bible anyways). My middle name is the name of a major religion and my last is royalty related(not giving any clues or answers to that one).

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 10:45 PM

Ok sorry I meant some guy!

My name means princess ,

Im gonna guess your names,

DB is your name luke?
Ten is your name Eli ?

(did you know lucifer means bringer of light, thats not your real name is it DB?)

**Dudebro** · 06-08-2009, 10:52 PM

Yeah my name is Luke. Btw I'm guessing satans name means that because he was gods top angel before the fall. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the version I heard.

**Winnebagel** · 06-08-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

FunFact: My first name means "sent by God" or "the prophet."

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You must plant the seed! The seed of Faith!

Come hither all ye lost and sorrowed sheep! Exalt in thy grace that is Lord Dudironimus Himself!

Yes mighty prophet Avian Eagle Man, I volunteer to plant THE SEED! I would like to start by planting THE SEED with every unbelieving virgin in the land. From there I feel I should go to all the harlots and women of ill repute in the land and plant THE SEED. From there I will move on to the common and noble women folk of the land alike. THE SEED must be for all people, though I feel my main thrust will be to the women. I will even plant THE SEED with Faith. Oh so many will come to thee great Dudeness and Might Prophet Avian Eagle Man. I tell you many will come. Yes many will come.

**Kugyince** · 06-08-2009, 10:55 PM

@Sez: Jeremiah

@Winnebagel: I dare say many, many more will be disappointed by your planting than exalted.

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 10:59 PM

LMAO @ Winnne

I being of virgin , have now been imaculatly inpregnated by a unseen sorce,
All I have is my camel, no all I have is my mountin bike and I have nowhere to stay

I tryed womans refuge but they are busy at this time of year,
they let me get me head down at a bus stop.
I gave birth to my child of imaculat conception, and 3 drunks turned up with silly gifts,
Telling me that this child was of his holyness.

Prise ye bearded one
my son will now grow up under your relegion
he shall also bear a beard.

@ Tenser - Jeremiah's a lovely name.

**Kugyince** · 06-08-2009, 11:06 PM

Were the three gifts a half empty bottle of cheap whiskey, a pound of dumpster food, and one left shoe with a hole in it?

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

Were the three gifts a half empty bottle of cheap whiskey, a pound of dumpster food, and one left shoe with a hole in it?

Nearley, a fully empty bottle of whiskey,
everything else you got right.

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Yeah my name is Luke. Btw I'm guessing satans name means that because he was gods top angel before the fall. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the version I heard.

Most proberley
he was suppost to be a angel or somthing but he wanted a crazy party and god wouldnt let him so he was sent down south to the pits of hell.

...well somthing like that.

My names Sarah
I think its someones wife in the bible

**Dudebro** · 06-08-2009, 11:12 PM

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they let me get me head down at a bus stop.

I don't think you know what this sounds like to me.

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@ Tenser - Jeremiah's a lovely name.

Yeah thanks for complimenting my name. You're out of the cult.

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I don't think you know what this sounds like to me.

Yeah thanks for complimenting my name. You're out of the cult.

Sorry I didnt see your message till after that comment
your name is lovely too!
(aspecally now that I know that its not lucifer)

Im getting my head down in a bit!

**Kugyince** · 06-08-2009, 11:19 PM

When the wife was pregnant and we were picking out names, if it was going to be a boy Luke or Lucas was in the top three.

**Dudebro** · 06-08-2009, 11:23 PM

So what does getting head mean in limey land? Across the pond it means oral sex.

@Tenser, this was after you found out my real name right?

**sezthemank** · 06-08-2009, 11:32 PM

Yeah Luke is a lovely name,

It does mean
"bringer of light"
but it also means
"Bearded one"

Barbuda means bearded
and
The Inuit name for musk oxen is "oomingmak", meaning "bearded one"

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

So what does getting head mean in limey land? Across the pond it means oral sex.

@Tenser, this was after you found out my real name right?

Yes gettin head means oral sex.
"Getting your head down" is going to bed to sleep
(like getting your head down on a pillow)

**jim5cents** · 06-09-2009, 09:02 AM

ummm...head in the pillow or biting the pillow has a very different meaning across the states.

@winnebagel...your planting the seed, although epic, is what we refer to as a tribulation and those who give birth to those birds will not have the wings of majectic eagles, but instead

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**sezthemank** · 06-09-2009, 01:18 PM

"I am going to get my head down for a bit"
Translation
"Im going to bed to sleep for a while"

Back on topic -

You must always (before bed)
rub your chin and praise DB for keeping his and our chin forever warm.

**Winnebagel** · 06-09-2009, 05:54 PM

@ Sez, daughter thou has been blessed with thy young fruit, virgin though you may be. Blessed are you among women. May it bring thee much joy, and may you get all the head you desire at the bus stop.

@ Tenser/Mighty Avian Prophet Eagle Man (henceforth called, "MAPEM"), I think perhaps one even lowly as I can plant THE SEED and even if some are disappointed many will not be. That is why I must be sure to plant THE SEED with every woman in the land. This way enough of THE SEED will be planted to succeed through the law of averages.

@ Jim, you may want to sow doubt, but the child you showed should also love and be cared for (even if the little dodo has a short life expectancy). And who knows, if enough of THE SEED is planted perhaps it will turn into a lovely...

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**sezthemank** · 06-11-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

@ Sez, daughter thou has been blessed with thy young fruit, virgin though you may be. Blessed are you among women. May it bring thee much joy, and may you get all the head you desire at the bus stop.

LMAO!!!!!!

you have made my day.
Rep+

**Winnebagel** · 06-11-2009, 07:15 PM

I'm glad to hear my words have blessed thee child. That is the second best blessing next to the passing on of THE SEED!

**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 10:12 AM

2nd Book of Bible of the Church of Dudebro - Migration

The voyage had be long and perilous, leaving the tropic climate of southern mexico some 3 months before, the duck king, graybill, was leading his flock to the feeding grounds in northern canada. sensing that the flock was weak and in need of rest, graybill decided to land, but upon landing, graybill realized instant danger. the flock had landed in a field where a group of hippies were playing ultimate frisbee. graybill knew the end was near when he suddenly heard a mighty roar. the hippies cleared and graybill looked and saw the mortal man. his beard was majestic and the loaf of bread he held looked delicious. the man feed the bread to graybill and his flock and graybill asked the man for his man, "Dudebro", the man replied. graybill said onto Dudebro "you are my favorite among mortal men, i task you to pass down my word to the masses so they may learn the rule of the ducks and all of my avian cousins" Dudebro accepted the duck commandments. Before leaving, graybill called out to Dudebro, "Dudebro my son, beware of those that claim to pass the SEED of the avians, they are false prophets and will doom us all" With that, graybill and his flock rose to the sky, to continue with their migration.

**Kugyince** · 06-12-2009, 10:30 AM

Are you insinuating that coconuts are migratory?

**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenser

Are you insinuating that coconuts are migratory?

no, confused?