Gentlemen of RU

[jim5cents]

I see this from multiple angles.
1st. I'm proud of my package and I see absolutley nothing wrong with an adjustment in public.
2nd. If men have to be subjected to commericals and an entire row at the supermarket to the issue of "feminine problems", then they can get over the occasional "masculine problem" of one's balls sticking to their own thigh.

Do u also fart in public?

Yes, without shame. However, I will follow proper etiquette. Not in enclosed spaces, in someone else's office, in front of the boss, on dates 1-4.

[joz]

Originally Posted by pacwhiz

So you, what, just rub up against anyone in the vicinity?
Or do you wildly shake it all about like a ninja on crack until it feels right?

I have a variety of techniques which I can perform in order to get the job done. Like Steven, I've used "The Step" and an alternate versions that I will call the "Sasquatch Step" and the "side step". Another move is the Michael Jackson. This one doesn't work too well at the mall for some reason though. But really, the most important tool is knowning where people are and finding a blind spot to be able to adjust your junk properly. Unless you don't care in which case I'll simply adjust it like a baseball player and spit.

[TK2012]

Originally Posted by jim5cents

Yes, without shame. However, I will follow proper etiquette. Not in enclosed spaces, in someone else's office, in front of the boss, on dates 1-4.

[Slime Slayer]

Oh geeze I got caught the other day by my supervisor at work. A great spot for adjusting is the staircase, you gotta be super quick though, because there is a little window in the door at the top... low and behold her friggin face flies into the window mid adjustment....

Regarding farting, my rules are quite similar to Jims. On occasion I will rip a huge loud one in a department store to embarass my wife.

[joz]

I remember I let one rip in my wife's room when we were dating. She stepped out to make us some sandwiches and during those five minutes, I got a bit too comfortable and I let one rip accidently...I got a pillow and started to fan out and distribute the fart as much as possible in an effort to dilute the potency of my silent killer. When she came in, she just gave me the sandwich and we continued our date. Later on, now as my wife, she told me that that was a really stinky fart and that I was very bold to have done that soo early in the dating phase. That's when I said, I love you Honey!