Corrupt a Wish - Page 15

**DrunkN** · 04-18-2009, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Granted. You learn how to spell pigmemarmasec. However, you find out that you can't take pigmamarmasec with alcohol, so you must choose between the positive effects of pigmamarsec or losing your status as the drunkninja due to the danger. You have to consider becoming the Soberninja or risk death.

You are aware what a pigmamarmasec is right?

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**Kong** · 04-18-2009, 03:52 AM

pygmy marmoset - Google Image Search

**sezthemank** · 04-18-2009, 01:21 PM

granted, but every wish you make - a bad thing happeneds
plus your gene looks like a 120 year old b eden

i wish i didnt have a crimanal record

**SSBBrawler** · 04-18-2009, 04:44 PM

You don't. OOPS!! They just accidentally deleted your bank account as well.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

**DrunkN** · 04-19-2009, 02:14 AM

granted, but it isn't corrupted to a preferrable extent

I wish that I could make noises like Michael Winslo can.

**Winnebagel** · 04-19-2009, 02:44 AM

Granted, but then your throat implodes.

I wish I could see for miles and miles and miles and miles.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkninja

You are aware what a pigmamarmasec is right?

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I'm aware what a Pygmy Marmoset is, but I assumed that a pigmamarsec was some type of medication made from these small creatures hence the not taking alcohol with it.

**SSBBrawler** · 04-19-2009, 08:06 AM

Granted--hey, is that an UFO? They seem to be wanting your awesome vision.

I wish I owned Nintendo.

**Gamenguru** · 04-19-2009, 11:11 AM

You get your wish. Unfortunately, due to the failing world market stocks plummet and you are downsized...bummer.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

**Winnebagel** · 04-19-2009, 11:16 AM

Granted, but you travel so fast that you can't hear things at the speed of sound and inadvertently run into one of Guile's Sonic Booms.

I wish I could paint like Bob Ross.

**Gamenguru** · 04-19-2009, 11:25 AM

Ahh, yes... You paint loads and loads of "happy trees", so many in fact that you develop severe cases of arthritis in both hands.

I wish I had as much money as Bill Gates.

**SSBBrawler** · 04-19-2009, 12:51 PM

You're locked into a tiny room with all the money, you suffocate.

I wish I didn't make this wish.

**Winnebagel** · 04-19-2009, 08:02 PM

Granted you did not, but by going back in time to unwish your wish you create a hole in the space time continuum and destroy the universe.

I wish you hadn't destroyed the universe.

**DrunkN** · 04-26-2009, 05:22 PM

granted, he instead destroys your kidneys.

I wish for more cowbell.

**SSBBrawler** · 04-26-2009, 05:52 PM

You get a megasized cowbell, and it's pounding in your ears. You're now deaf.

I wish real life was a video game.
Do you really want to corrupt this?

**DrunkN** · 04-26-2009, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSBBrawler

You get a megasized cowbell, and it's pounding in your ears. You're now deaf.

I wish real life was a video game.
Do you really want to corrupt this?

Well at least I got my cowbell

granted, the video game is Sinistar, who I now become.

I AM SINISTAR!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
I HUNGER!
RAAAAAAAAAAWR!

I wish for even more cowbell.

**Some Dude X** · 04-26-2009, 10:21 PM

It was clanging so loudly it shook the Earth and you fell into the core from a crack produced by it.

I wish I had a HOT girlfriend.

**Dudebro** · 04-26-2009, 10:50 PM

Your girlfriend is very hot but you go blind and lose all sense of touch.

I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.

**Winnebagel** · 04-26-2009, 11:03 PM

Granted. You think of something witty to wish for then promptly forget it before you can post it.

I wish there were more SciFi fans on R.U.

**Dudebro** · 04-26-2009, 11:24 PM

Granted, but all these new fans are annoying and promptly get banned. Winnebagel cries.

I wish I was always happy(try to corrupt that).

**Winnebagel** · 04-26-2009, 11:50 PM

Granted. However, you soon learn that the nature of man is to never be satisfied, and to ever strive for what one does not have, so even though you are happy, you can't help but think that you were meant to do more.

(BTW, I am crying on the inside even now.)

I wish I could find a good place to get 3DO games.

**Some Dude X** · 04-27-2009, 07:21 PM

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish I had a WORKING iTouch with all the coolest apps (not stolen)

**Winnebagel** · 04-27-2009, 07:37 PM

Granted, but then a newer better device comes out and all of your existing apps become obsolete.

I wish I had a pilot's license.

**Some Dude X** · 04-27-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Granted, but then a newer better device comes out and all of your existing apps become obsolete.

I wish I had a pilot's license.

Who cares if it is obsolete? It still rocks meh sox.

Granted, but on your first flight you accidentally recreate 9/11. (slammed into the Pentagon)

I wish I was a mod for RU.

**Winnebagel** · 04-27-2009, 11:22 PM

(Theoretically) Granted, but you soon lose your mod status and get banned for trying to pile on the infractions and vie for the dunce cap.

I wish they made ice that never melted.

**sezthemank** · 04-28-2009, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Dude X

I wish I was a mod for RU.

i will be a successfull singer living in a mansion next door to hugh hefner married to a rich film director with 7 kids, alll of them spoilt with really stupid names plus i have a lion in the back next to my garage full of cars which cost me a bomb in insurance, i will have a fancy appartment in the following places - italy,jamaca, dubai, southern ireland, south france, several in the UK and US and dont forget i have my own island where i anually invite all my celebrty/hollywood friends and buisness partners.

all that would happen before you became a mod on R.U!