The Church of Dudebro - Page 14

**Dudebro** · 04-01-2011, 03:24 PM

Btw I actually lost that picture of me with the duckling. It was on my phone and my old pc but both died. So really it's become a story that cannot be backed up but must be taken on faith. Hallelujah.

**jim5cents** · 04-01-2011, 04:00 PM

"And so, story passed into myth, and myth passed into legend..."

**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 04:37 PM

Well most religions are based on faith anyway. Preach on brother..

**warghoul** · 04-01-2011, 04:39 PM

Since I've been duck hunting does that mean I'm not welcome in the church of DB

**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 04:40 PM

Does it make you happy? Duck hunting might be sacred.

**warghoul** · 04-01-2011, 04:42 PM

Well I enjoy eating the duck.
I guess thats kind of like a delicous sacrafice.

**Dudebro** · 04-01-2011, 05:00 PM

As long as you aren't being wasteful or killing endangered animals, go nuts.

**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 05:06 PM

The Dudebro has spoken. Personally I find duck a little greasy.

**sezthemank** · 04-01-2011, 07:49 PM

A duck, Crispy in a pancake should be acceptable
But the drawing of the beard is unacceptable.... like the Muslims with Mohammad

When Dudebros Beard is shaved off completely, only then are you able to wear shorts or show any leg/knee at-all, When Beard is fully grown one must dress pleasantly and never like Pinky in Friday.
Speaking of Friday - one must play a Video game, retro or New for at least 30 min. Oh and Burritos are not aloud on a Wednesday as Wednesdays are a non Mexican food day, only one Wednesday of every 2 months shall one eat lovely Mexican Foods.

**warghoul** · 04-02-2011, 12:00 PM

Thats alot of rules I don't think I like this religion anymore I like buritos to much.

**DrunkN** · 04-02-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sezthemank

When Dudebros Beard is shaved off completely, only then are you able to wear shorts or show any leg/knee at-all, When Beard is fully grown one must dress pleasantly and never like Pinky in Friday.
Speaking of Friday - one must play a Video game, retro or New for at least 30 min. Oh and Burritos are not aloud on a Wednesday as Wednesdays are a non Mexican food day, only one Wednesday of every 2 months shall one eat lovely Mexican Foods.

Foreign religious law? No damnation without representation!

**Dudebro** · 04-02-2011, 01:43 PM

Yeah sez is from the reformed church of DB, the UK chapter. They have silly rules and laws over there.

**elrod21** · 04-02-2011, 04:46 PM

Good to hear that is a different chapter. I like burritos too.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 04-02-2011, 07:01 PM

Also there's the matter of Dudebro's apostle, Guan Yu. Respect him as well

**Demon-Mask** · 04-04-2011, 03:05 PM

So DB, why aren't there more ducks in the world if you have all this power?

**Dudebro** · 04-04-2011, 03:07 PM

I only have as much power as people give me. Blame them.

**Demon-Mask** · 04-04-2011, 03:21 PM

Those punks won't even give you the power to increase the duck population a little bit. Damn you, why have you forsaken Dudebro?

**Dudebro** · 04-04-2011, 03:48 PM

You have no one to blame but yourselves.

**joz** · 04-04-2011, 04:12 PM

Three guys died at the same moment and went to DB Heaven. Upon reaching the golden gates to the fluffy domain, a giant beard stood in their way of eternal bliss. The beard spoke to the three and said that they were not the ideal candidates for entry to DB Heaven, but that they weren't that bad either. Being that it was Burrito Wednesday, and the ALL MIGHTY DB loved Burrito Wednesday, the giant beard gave them a chance. The only requirement was that they should NOT step on any ducks for the next three days as this was the holiest of holy creatures and must not be harmed ever. If do, then they would be sent straight to DB Hell (DB is both good and evil wrapped into one delicious snack wrap) while chained to the ugliest woman they could imagine for eternity. The three guys agreed and started their test.

Once past the gates, hundreds upon thousands of ducks appeared covering the ground as far as the eye could see. Immediately one of the guys stepped on a duck and *POOF!* he was suddenly chained to the ugliest woman he had ever seen and was transported to DBH. The two other guys simply nodded and kept on walking. A day passes by and the two guys are still going strong when suddenly one of them kicked a duck by accident and POOF! an even uglier woman with horrible bad breath and hairy pits appeared chained to the guy and then was taken to DBH. The last guy looking at his clock figures that he only has about 28 hours left to go and decides to simply stand until it's all over not willing to risk getting the ugliest of them all.
Finally the three days are up and suddenly the guy hears a POOF! with a cloud of smoke. He feels a metal cuff around his wrist and begins to curse when suddenly a beautiful woman of super model quality wearing a skimpy outfit appears chained to him. The guy gets on his knees and looks up giving thanks to DB asking what he did to get such a fortunate thing to happen. The hot super model looks down at him and says, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck...