The Church of Dudebro - Page 13

**jim5cents** · 09-09-2010, 05:52 PM

It has everything to do with Dudebro. According to the scripture, he is the human messager that speaks for the ducks. The ducks are actually aliens. Dudebro is hiding the truth from us.

**Dudebro** · 09-09-2010, 05:58 PM

Funny picture but it's sad the duck died soon after it was taken. They say it died of it's injuries but I suspect they might've euthanized it to perform an autopsy.

**RU Joe** · 09-09-2010, 06:02 PM

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Funny picture but it's sad the duck died soon after it was taken. They say it died of it's injuries but I suspect they might've euthanized it to perform an autopsy.

This is just too weird.

**Dudebro** · 09-09-2010, 06:15 PM

Maybe I'm trying to misdirect you by claiming it's a cover up and maybe there's nothing to it but coincidence. The world may never know.

**jim5cents** · 09-09-2010, 10:13 PM

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The world may never know. .

**sezthemank** · 09-09-2010, 10:39 PM

The duck died because Larry killed it!

.....It knew too much.

**DrunkN** · 03-31-2011, 10:52 PM

So six months later...

This church needs an official symbol. Something to rival the Holy Cross and the Star of David.

**Dudebro** · 03-31-2011, 11:19 PM

I don't care as long as people start donating to the GDA3DS fund.

**sezthemank** · 03-31-2011, 11:27 PM

GDA3DS fund? whats that?

Yes I agree it does need a symbol, and I shall be the 1st to change my avatar (after ninja) to support the cause.

**samejamesbond** · 03-31-2011, 11:29 PM

Why not just use his beard?

**DrunkN** · 03-31-2011, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Why not just use his beard?

Because it would be hard to draw, unless you are some sort of hand-beard master or unless you can simplify the image.

**Dudebro** · 03-31-2011, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

GDA3DS fund? whats that?

Get Dudebro A 3DS

Btw guys, winter is over and beards get put away like coats and gloves.

**DrunkN** · 03-31-2011, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Get Dudebro A 3DS

Btw guys, winter is over and beards get put away like coats and gloves.

We're gonna need a beardless pic, less your pants be aflame.

**Dudebro** · 03-31-2011, 11:50 PM

Sorry but no. If you reveal all the mysteries of the world it loses it's splendor, right? Besides, it's not like most people have full beards year round unless they live in the arctic or a muslim society.

**jim5cents** · 04-01-2011, 09:21 AM

I've got an idea for a symbol

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**Kong** · 04-01-2011, 12:56 PM

**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 12:59 PM

+1 Kong for finding a suitable beard.

So is there a Mecca like place in this church?

**jim5cents** · 04-01-2011, 01:19 PM

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So is there a Mecca like place in this church?

Yes, there are three.

1st. Duckalot...A mystical duck pond, pictures of it have only been found in ancient scriptures.

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2nd. Duckapolis...A sacred pond found in the Duck's capital city.

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3rd. Walt Disney Duck...A duck amusement park.

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**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 01:29 PM

So clearly ducks are sacred here.

**warghoul** · 04-01-2011, 01:42 PM

The mystical duck pond is breath taking.

**Dudebro** · 04-01-2011, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elrod21

So clearly ducks are sacred here.

Nah. Like most religions the message gets confused because of misinterpretations. The mix up with the ducks is because I had a picture of me holding a duckling. In truth I love all birds, even the ugly ones like vultures.

**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 03:15 PM

So what is sacred in the church of Dudebro?

**Dudebro** · 04-01-2011, 03:17 PM

Whatever makes you happy, is sacred.

**jim5cents** · 04-01-2011, 03:20 PM

"The noble mortal, 'Dudebro' reached down and cradled the duckling in thine bosum. And Dudith spoke 'beloved are all avian creatures, yet I will offer thine beard for nesting for ducks alone".

**elrod21** · 04-01-2011, 03:21 PM

What a lovely sentiment.

Sushi makes me happy!