Corrupt a Wish - Page 13

**SSBBrawler** · 03-05-2009, 09:59 PM

You do, but someone hacked it when you were sleeping and you crash into a building and die.

I wish I knew why human beings are such idiots.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 03-06-2009, 08:39 AM

Wish granted, but you realize that you are the biggest idiot of all the humans.
I wish Uwe Boll would go to Saturn.

**SSBBrawler** · 03-06-2009, 04:12 PM

He goes to the Moon, then comes back.

I wish more people would level up my card.

**DrunkN** · 03-06-2009, 06:34 PM

granted, it still is inferior to other people though.

I wish I had some ice cream! (ewww, raisin)

**SSBBrawler** · 03-07-2009, 06:02 PM

It's vomit flavored ice-cream.

I wish that I could travel across the universe at the blink of an eye without dying from lack of oxygen.

**DrunkN** · 03-09-2009, 06:59 AM

Granted, woah, hey watch out for that-*sizzz*-star.

I wish I had a sixth finger named Wallace Edmund.

**sezthemank** · 03-09-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkninja

Granted, woah, hey watch out for that-*sizzz*-star.

I wish I had a sixth finger named Wallace Edmund.

you get it, exept its growing on your forehead

i wish i had a pair of dungerees

**SSBBrawler** · 03-09-2009, 09:10 PM

You get them, now you have to work in the sewers. (that's the right thing, right?)

I wish I knew how to create game programs.

**sezthemank** · 03-09-2009, 09:32 PM

you can, but every game you make is in the wrong file format

i wish my skin was clearer

**SSBBrawler** · 03-09-2009, 09:34 PM

Everyone now sees your internal body structures.

I wish I had more money.

**sezthemank** · 03-09-2009, 09:51 PM

you get more money...but in a will

i wish i had my own island

**SSBBrawler** · 03-11-2009, 08:29 PM

The island is Jurassic Park.

I wish I knew the secret to a great life.

**Winnebagel** · 03-25-2009, 10:11 PM

Granted, but you find it out just before you die.

I wish I could fly without aid.

**Maquis** · 03-26-2009, 01:55 PM

<Waves magic wand and turns Winnebagel into a housefly>

I wish I had a fly swatter

**SSBBrawler** · 03-27-2009, 05:59 AM

You try to hit the fly, but you hit your best friend in the face.

I wish there was a way I could type like Mr. Saturn.

**Winnebagel** · 04-09-2009, 09:50 PM

Granted, you can type like Mr. Saturn, but unfortunately you control the computer mouse like Mr. Uranus and you accidentally select the "blow up computer" option with your mouse. Your computer explodes.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.

**SSBBrawler** · 04-09-2009, 10:16 PM

You can now. Chuck Norris is unhappy now. He roundkicks you from his house in the center of the universe.

I wish I could remember to bring my friend's N64 controller he left to school to return it.

**sezthemank** · 04-10-2009, 07:15 AM

you bring the n64 controller back
but its broke

i wish i had more games for my Sega Master System

**Winnebagel** · 04-10-2009, 09:02 AM

Granted. You have more games for your Sega Master System, but they are all multiple copies of the same game you hate.

I wish I had a time machine Delorean.

**Gamenguru** · 04-10-2009, 09:51 PM

Unfortunately your Delorean can only reach a top speed of 87 mph.

I wish I had three wishes.

**Winnebagel** · 04-10-2009, 09:54 PM

Granted, but you decide to free the Genie with you first wish, and he disappears forever.

I wish I had a diesel rig with a big ol' blade.

**The Good Doctor** · 04-10-2009, 10:43 PM

you are misherd and recive a - reputation.
i wish to not be in or part of such a chaotic hellish world, for better or for worse.

**Winnebagel** · 04-10-2009, 10:46 PM

Granted, but you are transported to Mojo's Dimension X which is far worse.

I wish I had a harddrive with unlimited memory.

**yoshi_star10** · 04-10-2009, 10:54 PM

granted, but it makes your computor crash and you lose everything

i wish i had a sword that was 12 feet long

**Tagen** · 04-11-2009, 02:33 AM

Granted, but it's an evil man-eating 12 foot long sword.

I wish I wish, I was a fish.