Corrupt a Wish - Page 11

**Zlargezicha** · 02-08-2009, 11:48 AM

Granted, but your eye is so sentitive, that it waters every time wind blows against it, so you have to keep it shut.

I wish I could program well.

**DrunkN** · 02-08-2009, 10:10 PM

granted, you program a game you get sewed for.

I wish I had some marmalade.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 02-09-2009, 03:44 PM

you become allergic to it.

i wish for 70 million super awesome cars

**DrunkN** · 02-09-2009, 08:23 PM

granted, but you are teleported to a world where cars drive people.

I wish I could do the falcon punch and all metal would be useless against me.

**Winnebagel** · 02-20-2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

granted, but you are teleported to a world where cars drive people.

I wish I could do the falcon punch and all metal would be useless against me.

Granted, but the Falcon Punch is only as powerful as Jigglypuff's taunt. Granted, metal is useless against you, but metal becomes useless in general and the world shuts down because everything that uses metal stops working at the same time.

I wish I could shoot webbing like Spider-Man and swing from building to building.

**DrunkN** · 02-21-2009, 12:12 PM

Granted, you can shoot webs just like Spider-Man can, which he can't. (He had to build a device for shooting webs, remember?)

I wish my dogs would shut up.

**Ashums** · 02-21-2009, 02:06 PM

Granted, they shut up forever, then a killer breaks into your bedroom in the night while you are asleep, your dogs try to bark to wake you up so you can escape but they cant, the killer then stabs you in the face repeatedly until you die. Wish corupted, sorry if that was a bit gruesome.

I wish for a giant fire-breathing pink snail!

**Winnebagel** · 02-21-2009, 02:33 PM

Granted. You get a giant fire-breathing pink snail. However, the one you get also has a genetic growth over it's mouth. Due to this whenever it breathes fire the fire cannot escape and build up interal pressue. The snail eventually implodes, and you have to clean up little pink bits that are all over your living room.

I wish I had all the tea in China.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 02-21-2009, 09:53 PM

granted, but it all spills when they bring it to you.

I wish for a Wiimote that works perfectly for xbox360; PERFECTLY.

**Winnebagel** · 02-21-2009, 10:13 PM

Granted, but it also works for every appliance in your house simultaneously and blows out your electricity.

I wish I were in the land of cotton...

**DoctorRyanB1** · 02-22-2009, 12:00 AM

But the Fruit of the Loom guys live there and beat the crap out of you.

I wish I had a real Time Machine.

**Winnebagel** · 02-22-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DoctorRyanB1

But the Fruit of the Loom guys live there and beat the crap out of you.

I wish I had a real Time Machine.

Granted, but The Master and The Rani steals it just after you have gotten the chamaelon circuit working again.

I wish those days would come back again...

**SSBBrawler** · 02-22-2009, 08:55 AM

They do, but the granter of the wish makes you skip ALL the good parts, and has you relive all the bad parts.

I wish I had all the video games I've ever wanted, in English, even if they were originally Japanese.

**Squall** · 02-22-2009, 08:58 AM

you get them, but you're consoles mysteriously vanish, and there is no more stocked in the shops.

i wish i could go into town next week sometime...

**SSBBrawler** · 02-22-2009, 09:00 AM

You do, but there's a mob there waiting for you.

I wish I had all the games from before and have my consoles back.

**Squall** · 02-22-2009, 09:02 AM

your TV mysteriously breaks, then your parents buy a massive one and ban you from ever touching it.

**SSBBrawler** · 02-22-2009, 09:05 AM

Where's your wish?

I wish that my parents would say I could use it, but I just can't touch the TV, I had all my consoles, and that I have all the games from before. (Beat that!)

**Winnebagel** · 02-22-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SSBBrawler

Where's your wish?

I wish that my parents would say I could use it, but I just can't touch the TV, I had all my consoles, and that I have all the games from before. (Beat that!)

Granted. You finally are able to use all your consoles, and the great TV, and all your games display in perfect English. Unfortunately, you realize that you no longer have any skills to play games, and you can not even hit the start button, so you are forever stuck on the perfect English title screens.

I wish I had a million dollars...

**Squall** · 02-22-2009, 09:51 AM

granted, but everything costs 1 million dollars more than it used to.

i wish i could beat FFVIII (nearly there!)

**SSBBrawler** · 02-22-2009, 10:00 AM

You do, but once you defeat the final enemy, the game freezes.

I wish I had my skill back, still having the games, consoles, and the ability to use the TV without touching it.

**Winnebagel** · 02-22-2009, 10:24 AM

Granted, but you suddenly realize you can't see, so although you have your skills, you can only play by hearing the sound.

I wish I had a TG-16.

**Squall** · 02-22-2009, 01:36 PM

granted, but you can't find any games for it available for download or in shops, and can't get them delivered.

i wish that i was able to use a HDMI cable with my comp...

**Winnebagel** · 02-22-2009, 01:56 PM

Granted, but the HDMI cable quickly becomes self-aware and will not let you use your comp anymore.

**Squall** · 02-22-2009, 01:59 PM

wish?

i wish that one of the guys i hang about with at school wasn't as much of a homophobe as he is...

**Winnebagel** · 02-22-2009, 02:17 PM

Granted. He becomes less homophobic, but becomes a rascist instead.

(Sorry had to reply to that one somehow)

I wish I could transform into a SemiTruck with a big machine gun. (that was supposed to be my wish last time, but it didn't go through)