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Old 05-10-2009, 11:18 AM   #1
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Letters From a Nut

has anyone read any of these books? I just wanted to share a little about them but I can't seem to review anything other than games, so I'll just put it here. The letters from Letters From a Nut were written by Ted L. Nancy, and the book was organized by Jerry Seinfeld. One of the letters reads;
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Dear Ralph's

I recently bought a sponge from you. When I got home I used my sponge then went to sleep. I put my sponge on the kitchen sink. The next morning when I woke up that sponge was in the bedroom with me? How did it get there?

Another time I was just sitting in the living room reading when I looked down. I noticed that that sponge was right by my feet. How did it get there?

I took that sponge and locked it in a room. All night I heard banging. That sponge wanted to get out! But I wouldn't let it in. I want to talk to somebody there about the possibility that my sponge is haunted. Who can I talk to?

I am a normal person, no history of paranormalcy, although I once had a problem with my Clorox moving from my hallway to my family room.

I admire Ralph's because they go out of their way to help their customers. I am a long time shopper at your stores. Now I need help. Should I send this sponge to you? Or should I just go back to the store and get a new one and send you the receipt? Thanks for answering me.

Sincerely
-Ted L. Nancy
He really sends all of the letters he writes, and usually he even gets a letter back.
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