Awwww ****, Party's over....

[Kraemer]

Awe look at all you guys, all sad because I was gone, but do not fear friends, for I have returned to you with news of my return... Hmm, that?s useless AND redundant, kind of like Tenser?s humorroud:.... but I digress.

I assume that you all would like to know what has happened to me in the last some odd months. (If not then what are you doing in this thread?) First off, just to grasp the amount of time if been gone: How ?bount them Bears?=}...Yeah, uh, next year:rolleyes:

But yeah lots of things have changed in my absence from here; some good, some bad, and I?m not going to waste time telling you everything, we got Justin.tv for that, but anyway, here is the skinny.

Fixed the Neon- My older cousin and I found a ground wire that had been corroded and fell off, we fixed that and it was back in business, except the power steering, but ill get to that.

?Totaled? the Neon- OK it?s not what it sounds like because I was just dropping someone off from school. I turned the corner and the wheels would not turn but the steering wheel was, so I pressed the brake and I was on ice it didn?t stop so there was nothing I could do so I ended up hitting a foot high barricade intended to keep cars out of the forest preserve (so I guess it did its job). It sucked because the wheel hit it head on and the damages exceeded the cost of the car so it?s pretty much totaled.

Got a 96? GrandPrix- This didn?t happen overnight now, I?m not that spoiled. It?s so-so now but when I get a new tranny in there it will be ok.

Got a yob- You heard right Ten Ten, I leach no longer. I got my slick little ?STEVE? Jewel-Osco name tag. Catch me in the produce section....

Mom?s boyfriend?s funeral- He was on his motorcycle and a pickup took too long making a left. It?s very unfortunate event but it was very quick, so, at the very least, he didn?t feel much. Mom is devastated and I don?t blame her but I just need to keep an extra eye on her sometimes. It?s just sad for a man that was only 35 years old to lose his life in a case where the other car shouldn?t have even been there. The other guy had no license and no insurance on the pickup.

My cousin totaled his Jeta- he flipped it on the highway, nothing extravagant, other then he walked off with a couple bruises, but judging by the car you would think that was impossible...


So that?s about it. A little more to bring to my attention so obviously I wouldn?t be on as much as before, so I guess I need to condense my wit and sarcasm(if that?s even possible since I have so much) into less visits as before.

I missed you guys man, id love to hear from you all, I?ve also seen a couple new faces postin? around so id like to here from you too.:cool: