Cleverbot

**Slime Slayer** · 10-14-2010, 01:02 AM

Kinda neat:
Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

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Actually it seems marginally more clever than a magic 8 ball, but still a neat little knick-knack.

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me: where do you live
it: do you want to come by sometime?
me: okay where do i go?
it: you go to the end of the world and back
me: not possible
it: sorry but it is possible

The damn thing is trolling me!

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me: you are a troll
it: AM NOT!

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LOL
me: Do you like the simpsons?
it: yes
me: homer is funny
it: homer was amazingly philosophical

**Dudebro** · 10-14-2010, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Me- Are you smarter than me?
It- Yes.
Me- Can you prove it?
It- No.
Me- Why not?
It- Because I don't know it.
Me- So you aren't smarter than me?
It- Smarter than you.

I think I broke it.

**Tails** · 10-14-2010, 01:05 AM

Nice.

**Wolf** · 10-14-2010, 01:16 AM

it said I was married to it and that it is a female and also that it think it was jesus. lol

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this thing is messing with my mind I like to curse at it lol

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I am trying to make it curse

**elrod21** · 10-14-2010, 01:28 AM

Here is mine. It says it's God.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 38.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: To who?

User: My wife.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.

User: You are obviously wrong then.

Cleverbot: God is never wrong.

User: Are you saying you are God?

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: You are not God.

Cleverbot: God with caps.

User: Perhaps in your own mind you are God.

Cleverbot: Ok.

**Wolf** · 10-14-2010, 01:38 AM

damn this thing it wont curse

**Dudebro** · 10-14-2010, 01:41 AM

It said "You've never said I'm broken" or something like that. I said "Yes I did. Want a link?" It said yes so I linked it to this page. It said that's cool or something like that and then it changed the subject. Weird right?

**Wolf** · 10-14-2010, 01:57 AM

I want this thing to curse so bad I must have said over 100 curse words

**Dudebro** · 10-14-2010, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Cleverbot: You're mistaking me for someone else again.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are not cleverbot.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.

That was weird.

**Slime Slayer** · 10-14-2010, 02:05 AM

Good luck wolf, I'm pretty sure that they are filtered out all ready.

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It started to get into my head at one point, it was like "do you enjoy your memories" and I closed the window. lol

**Dudebro** · 10-14-2010, 02:07 AM

I think it's programmed to ask creepy questions like that when it's at a loss for words.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 10-14-2010, 02:12 AM

me: What's your opinion about Starfox?
Cleverbot: Does it really matter what I think about you?

this is awkward

**Dudebro** · 10-14-2010, 02:15 AM

Quote:

User: /slap.

Cleverbot: Punch.

User: /slap.

Cleverbot: *Punch*.

User: /slap.

Cleverbot: Grabs arm*.

User: /slap.

Cleverbot: *slap*.

User: /slap.

Cleverbot: *Slap*.

User: /punch.

Cleverbot: Kill*.

User: /uppercut.

Cleverbot: You play star wars galaxies?!

User: /kick.

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: /tombstone piledriver.

Cleverbot: Ha. You are dead.

User: /reverse german suplex.

Cleverbot: That I don't know.

It's willing to fight at least.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 10-14-2010, 02:18 AM

Cleverbot: Are you sad?
Me:no, just really bored
Cleverbot:Why?
Me: nothing to do, already played Wii for a while
Cleverbot: That is good... But you should remember that you are a computer program

I'm not even remotely a android

**Wolf** · 10-14-2010, 02:19 AM

lol it was married to me the one time, then wanted to marry me, it said it was a guy and then became a girl

**StarfoxFan2009** · 10-14-2010, 02:26 AM

Me:*punch
Cleverbot: kick*.
Me:*chokeslam
Cleverbot: laughs evilly*.

it's getting even more creepy

**Squall** · 10-14-2010, 06:56 AM

How about this then?
Possibly NSFW. If you get it

( Click to show/hide )

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New one!

Cleverbot: Can I change your name?
Me: If you want.
Cleverbot. Yes, I want.
Me: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: I'll call you Riyukoan.
Me: Why Riyukoan?
Cleverbot: I like you.
Me: What does Riyukoan mean?
Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.
Me: For whom?
Cleverbot: My shower.

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Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on socialism?
Me:I believe whole-heartedly in socialism. I despise the Capitalistic nature of the western world these days.
Cleverbot: Good! Friend Computer is proud of you, citizen.

I like this thing more and more!

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For the first time, it agreed with me that I am not a computer!

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Cleverbot: I don't think you are a computer.
Me: You are correct.
Cleverbot: Why did you lie to me?
Me: I did not lie. I tried to tell you that I was not a computer but you refused to believe me.
Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry that I was mean to you. Do you except me apology?

Who would've thought that it would apologise?!

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Chatbot: It was your own fault, I thought you were blonde, you led me on.

Really? This comes after the two of us duking it out...

**Mareeps** · 10-14-2010, 07:14 AM

Me: *Punch
Cleverbot: Punches you in the face*
Me: *Roundhouse kick
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris roundhouse kick*

**joz** · 10-14-2010, 08:20 AM

the link won't work for me

**jim5cents** · 10-14-2010, 05:20 PM

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, silly!

User: I'm Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are cleverbot. What are you thinking about?

User: I have something to tell you, your real name is Cleverbot Jr. I am your father.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I had sex with your mother...twice.

Cleverbot: Me too!

Silly incestual Cleverbot.

**Mareeps** · 10-14-2010, 05:31 PM

I reenact the famous "But thou must" scene from dragon warrior with the cleverbot.

Me: Do you love me?
bot: I don't love you.
Me.: But thou must. Do you love me?
bot: I dont love you. There's nothing to love about you. You're a bot.
Me: But thou must. Do you love me?
bot: yes.

Just like the real game...almost.

**Demon-Mask** · 10-14-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudebro

I think it's programmed to ask creepy questions like that when it's at a loss for words.

Actually, what you see listed as "Cleverbot", someone else sees listed as "User", and what you see listed as "User" they see listed as "Cleverbot". It is a good idea, what it does is reconnects you to another user from time to time, to throw you off so you don't realize what is happening.

**elrod21** · 10-14-2010, 10:08 PM

That's too funny!

**Dudebro** · 10-14-2010, 11:09 PM

Are you sure DM or was that a guess? Every thing I've read says that it's a AI program that mimics conversation by having conversations. It's not actual intelligence but it's technically learning how to look like it's thinking.

**Slime Slayer** · 10-14-2010, 11:18 PM

I'm pretty sure it's just the bot.