Chuck Norris

**DrunkN** · 07-28-2009, 09:10 PM

Has anybody else played this?
Retro Uprising - Arcade

**Smittycal** · 07-28-2009, 10:12 PM

now I have lol...pretty crazy game.

**samejamesbond** · 07-28-2009, 10:17 PM

I've played it before.

But this is destruction: (Warning: NSFW)
ScrewAttack Video Game, Video Game Vault: Dick Tracy (Genesis) | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com

It's better with equal the Pwnage.
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Dick Tracy

**Smittycal** · 07-28-2009, 10:32 PM

I loved Dick Tracy lol...I loved looking kicking but a taking names with it lol

**Winnebagel** · 07-28-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Has anybody else played this?
Retro Uprising - Arcade

Yes unfortunately.

I imagine this is one of the only things that makes Chuck Norris regularly cry. In fact there is probably only one thing old Chuck hates more, and hurts him more, than this game. This:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE&feature=PlayList&p=14125531D5D 0BFCF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=42"]YouTube - bruce lee vs. chuck norris[/ame]

**DrunkN** · 07-28-2009, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Yes unfortunately.

I imagine this is one of the only things that makes Chuck Norris regularly cry. In fact there is probably only one thing old Chuck hates more, and hurts him more, than this game. This:

YouTube - bruce lee vs. chuck norris

I love Way of the Dragon. Mainly because of the Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris scene.

**Winnebagel** · 07-28-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

I love Way of the Dragon. Mainly because of the Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris scene.

Me too. It always ranks in my top 10 martial arts movie fights of all time.

**Dudebro** · 07-29-2009, 03:33 AM

I heard a rumor that Bruce Lee died of roundhouse related injuries. Maybe this scene is the motive, it's the only footage I've seen of chuck getting pwned.

**sezthemank** · 07-29-2009, 11:44 AM

Dont get me started on Chuck Norris!
Seriously because I wont stop!

Ahh never mind....

Did you know that there is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck norris's computer, because hes always in control!

**DrunkN** · 07-29-2009, 11:58 AM

Every time you play Chuck Norris's video game, God kills a kitten.

**Timber Wolf** · 07-29-2009, 12:04 PM

That game just proves Chuck Norris sucks
And Way of the Dragon is definitely on my top 5 martial arts movies
@ Dudebro I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis

**Dudebro** · 07-30-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Timber Wolf

That game just proves Chuck Norris sucks
And Way of the Dragon is definitely on my top 5 martial arts movies
@ Dudebro I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis

His cause of death is still debated to this day. He was found unresponsive in bed after complaining of a headache and being given painkillers. He was pronounced dead at the hospital about 20 minutes later(they attempted to revive him at home for 10 minutes or so).
A couple months before that he was taken to the hospital after he collapsed on the set and the doctors revived him. He had swelling of the brain causing full body siezures and he was unconscious upon arriving at the hospital(not a good sign).

There are a few different theories on cause of death from the doctors who worked on him before and on the day of his death. Most agree it was a reaction to the painkillers or a combination of that and cannibis(yes weed). There's also some who claimed the cannibis caused his death but most people think that's BS since weed is not known to cause severe allergic reactions and Bruce had smoked it before, going by other peoples accounts of his life.

Either way it's very sad that he died so young(31). He was a great person and who knows what he could've done if he lived.

I agree with justin btw, chuck norris is actually a douchebag but like sez said, mocking him is funny.

**Dojah** · 07-30-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Timber Wolf

I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis

I think you are thinking of Houdini.

About bruce Lee's death, there are many stories of what happened. About the weed in his body and an allergic reaction....It was actually hashish, which yes comes from the female plant but is way more concentrated, and there is no bud involved. Also smoking compared to eating makes a huge difference...which he supposedly was eating/chewing it, not really smoking it. I do find it really hard to believe that is the real cause of death, but it can happen.

Chuck Norris was actually a good fighter back in the day, especially when he started training under Bruce. Now we got Walker Texas Ranger....which that in it self is hilarious

**thebird1003** · 07-31-2009, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Timber Wolf

I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I I heard a rumor that Bruce Lee died of roundhouse related injuries.

You both are wrong, Bruce Lee died because of a brain edema caused by pain medication.

**sezthemank** · 07-29-2009, 12:59 PM

Theres also a rummor he didnt die when they said he did.
He suppost to of had stuff on the FBI or somthing.

**justinm26** · 07-29-2009, 01:06 PM

IMO Chuck Norris is a douchebag.

**sezthemank** · 07-29-2009, 01:35 PM

I know I just think the "Chuck Norris Facts" are very funny!

**Neutral** · 07-29-2009, 06:08 PM

How much norris would a norrischuck chuck
if a norrischuck could chuck norris?

**Dudebro** · 07-30-2009, 01:27 AM

Yeah you're right Dojah, I heard Houdini died of stomach punch he wasn't ready for. He always boasted about his ability to take a gut punch so some guy tested him and he lost.

The hash thing makes more sense, bruce was obsessed with health so I doubted the claim that he smoked anything.

I also agree about Chuck, he was an awesome fighter and he did train with Bruce Lee. I just think he's a douchebag because of his beliefs.

**Dojah** · 07-30-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I just think he's a douchebag because of his beliefs.

I don't know much about Chuck, What are his beliefs? I have heard he has some crazy religious beliefs, and political. But I have never really looked into it.

**Dudebro** · 07-30-2009, 01:52 AM

He's one of those hardcore christians. I don't mean to insult them all but I disagree with just about everything they talk about. I know he was pushing for stuff like the bible in school and texas becoming it's own country. Imo he's a weirdo.

**Dojah** · 07-30-2009, 01:57 AM

Ahh I know what you mean. I hate the hard-core types. People like Benny Hinn makes me want to punch certain christians.

**Winnebagel** · 07-30-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dojah

Ahh I know what you mean. I hate the hard-core types. People like Benny Hinn makes me want to punch certain christians.

I sang in his church once, so I stayed for the service. Let me just say it was a surreal experience. It was like being in another dimension of crazy or something.

**Dojah** · 07-30-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnebagel

I sang in his church once, so I stayed for the service. Let me just say it was a surreal experience. It was like being in another dimension of crazy or something.

You sing huh...nice. Did you get to see his amazing "Fire", where people fall and flail around?

**Winnebagel** · 07-30-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dojah

You sing huh...nice. Did you get to see his amazing "Fire", where people fall and flail around?

Yeah, me and Gamenguru are from an entertainment family (music, acting, some t.v. stuff, etc.). We don't go into it a whole lot here (for reasons that might be easy to guess).

Anywho, no I didn't see that. What was weird, though is that he did everything in the service: he led the music, he did the sermon, but he also took the offering plate around to every row himself I guess so he could make sure no one would take any of the bling. He also would call out people in the crowd who would try to leave during the service. Like say someone got up to go to the bathroom or whatever. He would be like, "sir! You need to sit back down while I am speaking." Crazy dude! Also, his daughter was a brat, but that's another story. Altogether, a weird experience. I wanted to see people fly across the room, but I didn't.