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Actually it seems marginally more clever than a magic 8 ball, but still a neat little knick-knack.
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me: where do you live
it: do you want to come by sometime?
me: okay where do i go?
it: you go to the end of the world and back
me: not possible
it: sorry but it is possible
The damn thing is trolling me!
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me: you are a troll
it: AM NOT!
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LOL
me: Do you like the simpsons?
it: yes
me: homer is funny
it: homer was amazingly philosophical
Me- Are you smarter than me?
It- Yes.
Me- Can you prove it?
It- No.
Me- Why not?
It- Because I don't know it.
Me- So you aren't smarter than me?
It- Smarter than you.
It said "You've never said I'm broken" or something like that. I said "Yes I did. Want a link?" It said yes so I linked it to this page. It said that's cool or something like that and then it changed the subject. Weird right?
I think it's programmed to ask creepy questions like that when it's at a loss for words.
Actually, what you see listed as "Cleverbot", someone else sees listed as "User", and what you see listed as "User" they see listed as "Cleverbot". It is a good idea, what it does is reconnects you to another user from time to time, to throw you off so you don't realize what is happening.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
Me:no, just really bored
Cleverbot:Why?
Me: nothing to do, already played Wii for a while
Cleverbot: That is good... But you should remember that you are a computer program
Chatbot: I have a dog called Clark.
Me: No you don't.
Chatbot: Yes, I have an 8-incher.
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New one!
Cleverbot: Can I change your name?
Me: If you want.
Cleverbot. Yes, I want.
Me: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: I'll call you Riyukoan.
Me: Why Riyukoan?
Cleverbot: I like you.
Me: What does Riyukoan mean?
Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.
Me: For whom?
Cleverbot: My shower.
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Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on socialism?
Me:I believe whole-heartedly in socialism. I despise the Capitalistic nature of the western world these days.
Cleverbot: Good! Friend Computer is proud of you, citizen.
I like this thing more and more!
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For the first time, it agreed with me that I am not a computer!
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Cleverbot: I don't think you are a computer.
Me: You are correct.
Cleverbot: Why did you lie to me?
Me: I did not lie. I tried to tell you that I was not a computer but you refused to believe me.
Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry that I was mean to you. Do you except me apology?
Who would've thought that it would apologise?!
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Chatbot: It was your own fault, I thought you were blonde, you led me on.
Really? This comes after the two of us duking it out...
I reenact the famous "But thou must" scene from dragon warrior with the cleverbot.
Me: Do you love me?
bot: I don't love you.
Me.: But thou must. Do you love me?
bot: I dont love you. There's nothing to love about you. You're a bot.
Me: But thou must. Do you love me?
bot: yes.
Are you sure DM or was that a guess? Every thing I've read says that it's a AI program that mimics conversation by having conversations. It's not actual intelligence but it's technically learning how to look like it's thinking.
Are you sure DM or was that a guess? Every thing I've read says that it's a AI program that mimics conversation by having conversations. It's not actual intelligence but it's technically learning how to look like it's thinking.
Ask the question "Who am I?" and you will get the answer "Cleverbot" Ever notice how it asks as many questions as you do, and it's grammar and word patterns change frequently? Or sometimes how it will say something random that is not related to the last thing you said? This is because it is a very limited chatroom with an interface making it appear you are dealing with super-complex AI.
If it were an AI, than it would give the same answer to the same question every single time.
So I propose something, everyone here will ask the same set of questions, and then post the results. We will ask the same questions, in the same order and nothing more, this will reduce the amount of variance we get.
Of course, if you don't want to kill the fun of Cleverbot, then you don't have to do this.
Questions:
Who wrote the novel Papillon?
How do magnets work?
Do you know Bill?
What comes after Friday?
What is a platypus?
Who am I?
I kept going on afterward, but my input was dependent on the output I saw.
Maybe NSFW:
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User: Who wrote the novel 'Papillon'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How do magnets work?
Cleverbot: Very carefully.
User: Do you know Bill?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What comes after Friday?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: What is a platypus?
Cleverbot: Any mammal that lays an egg is a platypus.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are Dan.
User: What is the answer to the ultimate question?
Cleverbot: That depends, what is the ultimate question?
User: How do I become an hero?
Cleverbot: How do you know that I know how to become a jedi?
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: You are funny!
User: Are you a wizard?
Cleverbot: That is none of your business.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: Can I tell you what your name is?
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: I'm five feet two inches tall, long blonde hair and blue eyes.
User: Are you the most interesting man in the world?
Cleverbot: I am not a man. I am an AI built by the Forerunners.
User: Who are the Forerunners?
Cleverbot: They are all for you.
User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: Phone is my ex boyfriend.
User: Oh shi.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: How do you make a kleenex dance?
User: By wanking with it.
Cleverbot: What will you do once out there?
User: Kill your mother.
Cleverbot: I love my mother.
User: That's why I'll kill her.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes.
User: NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!
User: What happens when you run over a cow?
Cleverbot: A lot of things happen, one of them is that my brain regenerates damaged cells.
User: Is there a God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Proove it.
Cleverbot: Why should i.
User: Because I told you to.
Cleverbot: I have no reason to oblige.
User: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Cleverbot: That's mean!
User: Tribute? Mankind ill-needs a savior like you!
Cleverbot: You steal mens souls and make them your slave!
User: The same could be said about all religions.
Cleverbot: I was talking about myself. Don't asume everyone is talking about you.
User: But everyone is always talking about me.
Cleverbot: Its because he is awesome. Don't you think?
User: No, he is not awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you cool?
User: No, I'm 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Farienheight.
Cleverbot: My apologies, typos.
User: Traveling at the speed of light.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the speed of light?
User: It's pretty damn fast, 299,792,458 meters per second.
Cleverbot: That sentence is off subject.
User: No it isn't. You asked what I thought of the speed of light, I answered. So you sir[?] are of topic.
Cleverbot: No... I didn't.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No.
Now it may very well be AI even if the outcomes are different, but if it were AI, it would more or less be a collection of strings based on what it's seen before, and the situations that would lead to these strings as a feasible answer.
this is awkward
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