Wind Waker Story!!!!

[wanman]

The following story wasn't writen by me, it is by a guy called Shy Guy Guy ( forum name ) I will update the story when he does. There is loads of parts but i don't know how many. Short and long ones , they all are a different length. This follows the storyline of the game but edited to make it funny.
I would like comments during this story.
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I would also like this to be moved to game talk but no biggie. Lets get on with the story.
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Beginning:

Link is sleeping on the watch tower on Outset Island. Aryll has come to wake him up.)
Aryll: (softly) Link... Link wake up. (not-so-softly) WAKE UP LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: AHH! Wha? Oh. What do you want Aryll?
Aryll: Do you know what day it is?
Link: (sarcasticly) my birthday?
Aryll: No it's- oh. Yea. It is.
Link: Woa! Really?
Aryll: Yea. Gramma has a present and-
Link: Present?!?!?!?
(Link runs for the ladder at blinding speed and knocks Aryll off the tower. She falls 70 feet into shallow water while Link rushes to his Gramma's house.)
Link: Gramma! Gramma!
Gramma: What do you want boy?
Link: Present present present present present present!
Gramma: Fine, here. (She hands him the Hero Clothes.)
Link: Whats this?
Gramma: Put it on or I'll slap you silly!
(Link hurridly puts it on.)
Link: ........ It makes me look like an elf.
Gramma: Shut up! It took old Gramma a whole 5 hours to pluck her back-hair to make those clothes!
(Link almost barfs.)
(Later, Link is climbing up the watch tower. When he gets to the top, he sees Aryll. Her arm is bent in a way that I would rather not describe.)
Link: Are you ok?
Aryll: Not really.
Link: Phew. That’s a relif.
Aryll: Hey! Neat outfit.
Link: Thanks.
Aryll: It makes you look like an elf.
(Link holds himself back from throwing her off the tower.)
Aryll: I got somethin for ya! Close your eyes and hold out your hand.
Link: Oh, no! You’re not gettin me with that-
Aryll: JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
(Link does so. Aryll gives him her telescope.)
Aryll: You can have it, but just for today.
Link: Yea, yea, whatever.
Aryll: Try it out!
(Link looks through the telescope.)
Aryll: Look! It's the mailman! He loooks funny!
(Link looks at the mailbox and sees the mailman. He suddenly starts to freak out. Link looks up and sees a giant bird!)
Link: Woa! Look at that bird!
(He notices a girl in its talons.)
Link: Hey..... Look at her! (He whistles) Wait a minute! That bird’s got her! If anyone has that girl in his talons, its gonna be me!
(Suddenly, a cannonball flies through the air and the bird narrowly avoids it. Link sees that it is none other than the pirates.)
Link: Great! Now I got that bird AND those pirates to contend with! (He faces Aryll. She is being mauled by several seagulls.) I've got to save her! (The seagulls fly away. Aryll has cuts and bruises all over her.)
Seagull 1: I got some of her hair!
Seagull 2: I think I got part of her nose!
Aryll: You’re right Link! But you probably need some protection. You should see Orca. Maybe he can give you a sword!
Link: You’re right Malon!
Aryll: No, my name is not Malon!
Link: Saria?
Aryll: No!
Link: its Ruto isn't it?
Aryll: Link! My name is ARYLL!
Link: Listen, I don't have time for this Impa! I've got to get a sword from Orca!
(Link rushes off to Orca's house.)

Part 2 coming next
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Part 2:

(Link is walking towards Orca's house. When he gets to the door, he knocks on it.)
Link: Wait, what am I doing? I'm a constant hero on a constant array of video games! I can just walk on in!
(Link just enters and sees.... Orca picking his nose!!!! Orca sees Link.)
Orca: (Takes his finger out of his nose) Oh! Uh... hi… uh, Link.
Link: Hi........ Can I have a sword please?
Orca: You must go through vigourous training first-
Link: JUST GIMME A STUPID SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Orca quickly hands him a sword)
Link: Yay!!!!!
Orca: Just don't slash at the pigs!!! Or the villagers for that matter... but mostly the pigs!
(Link exits. Outside, he runs into a pig!)
Link: Hello Mr.Piggy.
Mr. Piggy: Oink.
Link: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!??!?!?
Mr. Piggy: Oink?
Link: THAT’S IT! YOU’RE GOIN DOWN MR. PIGGY!!!!!!!!!
(Link starts hacking away at the pig. Now, of course, Mr. Piggy doesn't like to be hacked at. So.... he NAILS Link and knocks him back 20 feet!)
Link: OW!!!!
(Link starts running up the trail that leads to the forest. Mr. Piggy is chasing him all the way up there. When Link crosses the bridge, he jumps over the hole, but unfortunately, Mr. Piggy doesn't have as great as jumping skills as Link, and falls on the nice, soft, solid stone pillars, about 100 feet down to the ground)
Link: (Looking down at the the spot where Mr. Piggy fell) Jerk.
(Link enters the forest. , Link sees the girl stuck in a tree, unconscious.)
Link: Don't worry! I'll save you! Unless I get distracted by something like Oooh! A fly!
(Link is looking at the Bokokoblin.)
Link: You’re a pretty fly!
(The Bokokoblin attacks.)
Link: Oh no! What do I, an inexpirienced swordsman, do?
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I will now take comments. Then after that i will put in part 3 and 4 and then comments etc
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Remember, this was not written by me
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:mad:

[thebird1003]

If that giant bird dies then i'm fileing a complaint.

[wanman]

Originally Posted by thebird1003

If that giant bird dies then i'm fileing a complaint.

Why would You, Oh and have you played this game? People who have played this game get more sense in this story

[thebird1003]

i've played all zelda games except for wind waker.

[wanman]

Originally Posted by thebird1003

i've played all zelda games except for wind waker.

:gasp: Why not? didn't have a gamecube? and i also asked you why you would fileing a complanit if the giant bird dies.

Anyways, on with the story:

Part 3:

(link just starts to do something)
Link: IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! Way-ya! Way-ya! Way-ya! Way-ya! Der-ya-go! Der-ya-go! Der-ya-go! Der-ya-go!
Bokoblin: NOOOOO! That song is so freaking annoying!!!!!! This isn't worth it!!!
(He runs out of the woods and jumps off of the cliff.)
Link: My singing isn't that bad? Is it? Ah well.
(Link continues on, and not that long later, in fact only 7 steps later, 2 more Bokoblins fall from the sky. Fortunatly, they fall on thier necks and die.)
Link: That was anti-climactic.
(Link kicks the tree that the girl is stuck in. She falls off. Link sees that she is still asleep.)
Link: Hey! You?re supposed to wake up!
(Link pokes her with a stick. She wakes up.)
Link: Wow. That actually worked!
Girl: Wha? Where am I? (She looks at Link.) Woa! Dude! Didja lose a bet? Those clothes make you look like an elf.
Link: Grrr.... You?re lucky that you?re hot, or else I'd be forced to poke you again.
(A pirate enters the cave/forest place thing. He is jumping up and down as if he had to go to the potty.)
Pirate: Oy'! Miss! Miss Tetra! (He runs up to her) Oh, I had to go to the bathroom, but I just went in my pants.
Tetra: Ah! I'm glad your here! C'mon! Let's go get that bird!
Pirate: But what about the kid?
Tetra: Nevermind him!
(Tetra and the pirate exit. Link follows)
(Outside, Link sees Aryll on the other side of the bridge.)
Aryll: Oy'! Big brother!
Link: What is up with everyone and "Oy"? What- what does that mean anyways? Why don't we just say "hi" or "hey"?
(Aryll starts walking over to greet Link, when the giant bird swoops in and grabs Aryll. The bird's talons Peirce her leg.)
Aryll: LIIIINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! COME BACK!!!!!!!
(Link runs, and jumps off the cliff to rescue her. He starts to fall, but Tetra saves him.)
Tetra: Ugh! Stupid...kid...
Link: But... but.... SHE OWES ME 10 RUPEES!!!!!
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I didn't get a lot of comments so one part should be fine

[thebird1003]

Originally Posted by wanman

:gasp: Why not? didn't have a gamecube? and i also asked you why you would fileing a complanit if the giant bird dies.

I did own a gamecube. I just didn't have the money to buy the game

[wanman]

Originally Posted by thebird1003

I did own a gamecube. I just didn't have the money to buy the game

I see, have you read part of my post or all. Coz you haven't told why you would file a complaint about the giant bird dieing
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Hey, flat solid again. I just wish people would write comments . Or well. Anyways, on with the story:

Part 4:

Tetra: What, u want to come with us on our ship?!?!?!?
Link: Huh? What are you taliking about? I didn't say anything!
Tetra: Well, uh, do you?
Link: Yea, sure, why not? I need those 10 rupees....
Tetra: Well....... no. You can't. You?re just a kid.
Postman: Well, it is your fault Link's sister got kidnapped.
Tetra: Huh? Hey, what kind of person- (She looks at the postman) bird blurts into someones coversation?
Postman: Nevermind that. You see, as a postman, I-
Link: Listen, we don't wanna hear your life story. Just get to the point.
Postman: Well, that bird has been stealing girls with Long Ears like yours, and has been taking them to the Forsaken Forretres. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I belive Link's sister has Long Ears.If you hadn't come to this island, then Links sister wouldn'tve been kidnapped.
Tetra: Well, yea but, everyone has long ears!
Postman: Let me finish. Now, isn't it true that Link here saved you from the monsters in the woods?
Tetra: Is that true?
Link: (Sleeping. Wakes up) Huh? Wha? Oh, uh, sure.
Tetra: Well, I don't like it, but you can come.
Gonzo: But-but Miss Tetra!
Tetra: But you need some sort protectin. I mean, what kind of idiot would go to a dangerous place with just a dinky sword. Don't you have some kind of shield?
Link: Hmm.... oh yea! BRB!
(Link runs off.)
Gonzo: What does BRB mean?
(Link goes back to his house. He sees Gramma crying.)
Link: Gramma? Are you ok?
Gramma: How could they? How could they take her?
Link: Gramma, it's ok. I'm going to save her.
Gramma: You don't understand. You see..... She owes me 20 rupees!
Link: *gasp* don?t worry! I'll save our rupees- I mean the girl.
Gramma: Here. It's what you came for isn't it? (She gives him the shield)
Link: Thanks Gramma!
(He runs back to the pirates.)
Tetra: Is that your shield? Well, whatever. Are you ready to go?

[Shy Guy Guy]

Yep. My story. I'll take over from here, ok? ok.
Yea... this place looks pretty cool.
Then again... I'm not on much, so you can post the parts too.

[wanman]

I'll post the parts daily so if you don't post a part on a day am posting it. But of course i can't post if i don't know what happens ( the part you are at)
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Am posting two parts this time But i need more comments guys. thank you.:mad:
Part 5:

Link: Well, uh, I have to get some extra money so....
Tetra: Your gonna steal from your Gramma's crawlspace, everyone does that from time to time.
(Link is already crawling under the porch of his house. He squeezes through the little hole. He then emerged in a cave place. He stood up.)
Link: Now where is that chest?
(He sees it in the middle of the room.)
Link: Duh! It's always right there in the middle of the room.
(Link reaches for the chest. Link's Gramma starts pounding on the floor.)
Gramma: You stealin Gramma's loot boy?
Link: N-no Gramma!
(Link hurries away with an armful of rupees.)
(He returns to the pirates.)
Tetra: Ya ready to go now?
Link: Yep!
Tetra: Ok! Lets set sail!
(They all get on the boat. As they are sailing away, all of the islanders are waving goodbye. Link waves back. His Gramma emerges from her house.)
Gramma: Get back here boy! I'm gonna slap you silly! Give me my rupees back!!!!
Link: (To Tetra) Step on it!
Tetra: This is a sailboat, not a car!
Link: Whats a car?
Tetra: Listen up. As long as you are on this ship, you are a pirate! Got it?
Link: Sure!
Tetra: Now go down below the decks. Niko, (I think that is his name) should have a chore for you to do while we head for the Forsaken Forretress.
Link: The what?
Tetra: JUST GO!!!!
(Link runs below deck. He sees a pirate about the size of him)

Part 6 :

Niko: I am the great Niko! You are my swabbie!
Link: Can swab the poop deck?
Niko: Wha?
Link: Poop deck. Heh. I just looooooove to say poop deck!
Niko: Well, whatever. First you must take a test!
Link: Ok, if I have to.....
Niko: See that button?
Link: Whar button?
Niko: THAT button.
Link: Where?
(Niko shows him the exact spot where the button is)
Link: Thats not a button! Thats a...... switch!
Niko: Switch, button, same thing!
Link: No it's not-
Niko: GRRAAGH!!!!!!!!! Just step on the switch, and swing on the ropes!
(Niko demonstrates. He swings to the other side of the room.)
Niko: Ok! Now you try! But theres really no point in ti! It'll take you one YEAR to do this! Yep. ONE YEAR. Because your slow. Theres no way-
Link: (Standing right next to him) done.
Niko: Woa. Heh. WOW! Yeeps.... um..... Just take the stupid Spoils Bag.
(He hands him a weird lookin bag thing.)
Link: Thats it? This is a stupid gift!
Tetra: Link! We're here!
Niko: Aww, man! Well, when you come back I'll have more for ya.
(Link goes upstairs.)

[wanman]

This thread needs to lighten up.

All of the Forasken Fortress takes place here.

Part 7:

(Link looks around up on the deck. He can't find Tetra.)
Tetra: Up here!
(Link looks up.)
Link: Santa?
Tetra: No you idiot! Up here!
Link: Where?
Tetra: I'm on the freakin Crow's Nest!
Link: Theres no birds here.
Tetra: AGGHHH!!!!!!! Just climb the stupid ladder!!!!!
Link: Oh. Hi lady.
(He climbs up.)
Tetra: What were you doing with Niko? You weren't playing games..... For treasure were you?
Link: (Under his breath) I wouldn't call it a treasure.....
Tetra: What was that?
Link: Nope.
Tetra: Nevermind, were at the Forsaken Forretress.
Link: Where?
Tetra: ....... Hey Link, you like doughnuts?
Link: Do I!
Tetra: Well, theres some doughnuts in that barrel on the catepult over there.
Link: Yay!
(He jumps in the barrel.)
Link: Hey.... theres no doughnuts here.....
Tetra: 3!
Link: Hmm?
Tetra: 2!
Link: Wait a minute... I can't get out-
Tetra: 1!!!!!
Link: HELP!!
(He gets launched towards the Forsaken Forretress.)
Link: AAAAAAUUGHHH!!!!!!!!!
(He crashes into a wall next to a window. His sword falls onto the platform below. He falls into the water. He swims up to the stairs. He feels rumbling in his pocket.)
Link: Woa!
(He takes a strange rock from his pocket. It is glowing.)
? Hey, Link!
Link: Hello magical rock.
Tetra: It's me, Tetra!
Link: Tetra?!?!? I'll save you!
(Link tries to tear the rock in half. It's not doing anything.)
Tetra: Link!!!! I'm not in the rock, I'm communicating through it.
Link: Huh?

(Tetra explains the properties of the rock. 5 hours later....)
Link: Fasinating! But, I just wanted to know why I'm here.
Tetra: To save your sister. We tried to get you in through the window, but we missed. Your sword is all the way up by the window. You must sneak your way through the hazerdus and guard-filled Forsaken Forretress un-armed.
Link: Well that kinda sucks.

Part 8:

(Link walked up the stairs. He sees big lights shining on the grounds. Tetra starts to communicate through the shiny rock again.)
Tetra: Link, make sure that the lights don't see you.
Link: Sure thing Mr. Talking Rock.
(Link puts the rock back in his pocket. He avoids the lights and enters)
Link: Geez, it sure is dark and gloomy in here. I know! I'll hum a merry tune.
(Link hums Saria's Song)
Link: Doo doo doooo, doo doo doooo, doo doo doo do doooo, do do dododooooo, dododoooo, Doo doo doooo-
(Link runs into a Moblin.)
Link: Oh hey Mr. Fat Piggy Man!
Moblin: Guh.
(He grabs Link. Next thing Link knows, he is on the floor of a jail cell.)
Link: What the? How'd I get here?
(He feels a rumble in his pocket. He takes out the rock.)
Link: (Like he's on a cellphone) Talk to me.
Tetra: Link! You can't just prance about here! You have to sneak PAST the guards.
Link: I know you are but what am I?
Tetra: What? What in the world?
Link: Listen babe, I'll just sneak past the guards and get me sister so we can live happily ever after.
Tetra: Fine! Do that! But first you must escape the cell!
Link: No problem.
(He puts the rock in his pocket. He approaches the bars.)
Link: *ahem* HELP!!! AGH! LET ME OUT! I DIDN'T DO IT! I WAS FRAMED! Oh wait a minute..... are those the keys in the door?
(Link just opens the door.)
Link: Freedom!
(Link stays on the 2nd floor where there are no guards. When he gets out side, he sees the window with a lot of seagulls. The rock starts rumbling again.)
Tetra: Link! I'll bet thats where your sister is!
Link: Whatever.
Tetra: You should be able to get there through that door waaaaay up there.
Link: M'kay.
Tetra: But.... there are spotlights everywhere!
Link: Figures....
Tetra: You need to turn off the spotlights. They seem to be coming up to-
(Just then, the writer, me, presses the fast-forward button.)
Me: This is the boring part. Just Link shutting the spotlights off. Ah! Here we are!

Part 9:

(Link enters a room. He sees a door that leads to the path that leads to where his sister is. (He sees several guards and a barrel big enough for him to fit inside of.)
Link: I've got to sneak past them. Hey! Giant ugly pig dudes!
(The Moblins look at him)
Link: I think your mother is calling!!!
(They just look at him. Suddenly, one of the Moblins bursts into tears)
Moblin 1: I DON'T HAVE A MOM!!!!!! Your so mean! WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Moblin 2: Great! You made Moblin 1 cry!
Link: How was I supposed to know he didn't have a mom?
Moblin 2: Just get out of here!
Moblin 1: MOOOOOMMY!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moblin 3: Now, now, there, there. Everything’s ok!
(Link, who was feeling very awkward, walked away. He goes out the door that leads to his sister's room. He continued onwards, until he saw a big gap)
Link: I can't get across that!
(He sees a small sliver of walkway, no bigger than an inch wide. Link backs into the wall, and slowly continues on. Luckily, during the time that I fast-forwarded the story, Link got rid of the spotlights. He inched his way across. When he got to the other side, he saw his sword. He ran up to it.)
Link: Yay!
(Suddenly, a spike wall springs up, blocking his path back. The bokoblin guarding the door wakes up.)
Link: Why now?
(He picks up his sword. The bokoblin pulls out a machete. Link lunged at him and it was a direct hit. The bokoblin swung his machete at Link, but he was too slow. Link slashed him a couple of times, and then delivered the final blow. The bokoblin disappeared in a flash of smoke. Link enters the room.)

(When Link enters, he sees Aryll all bandaged up.)
Link: Girl!
Aryll: Link! I knew you'd save me! I've been stuck in here with Ms. Preppy Rich Girl, and Ms. I Love that Moblin guard over there!
(Link sees two other girls. One is dressed in a fancy dress, while the other one is dressed in rags.)
Link: Never mind about that! Hand over the rupees!
(Before Aryll can react, the giant bird flies down and grabs Link in it's beak.)
Aryll: LIIIIIIIINK!!!!
(Link is brought up to the top of the fortress. He sees a dark, evil looking figure standing on the balcony of the top floor. He nods his head, indicating to the bird to throw Link away. The dark figure smirks. Link is flung over the bird's shoulder, and he is knocked out as he fell to the ocean.)

[fedor]

I had some fun reading it!

[wanman]

Part 10:

(Link awakens. It is morning. He seems to be in some sort of small cove. He then realizes that he is on a boat.)
: Ahh, your up!
(Link looks around. He sees no-one. Then, the head of the boat turns around, and starts talking!)
: You ok?
Link: AAUUGH!
(Link stumbles backwards.)
: AHAHAHAHAHA! I expected as much! Not every day you meet a boat that speaks the words of men!
Link: Who are you?
King of Red Lions: I am the King of Red Lions!
Link: King of Red Lions? That’s a dumb name!
KoRL: Shut up. I have been watching you Link.
Link: EEW! You stalker!
KoRL: No, I mean watching you try to save your sister. That’s why I saved you when that bird flung you away from Forsaken Fortress.
Link: I see....
KoRL: I also see that you are very courageous. But an attempt like that was foolhardy! Now, do you really want to save your sister?
Link: I... guess?
KoRL: You realize that you will have to face VERY hard trials to overcome the Forsaken Fortress.
Link: Yes- Digja- WHAT?!?!? No way Mr. Talking Boat! I ain't
KoRL: You get to get a really cool sword and kill people and stuff!
Link: I'm in!
KoRL: Good. Now then, you must vanquish that dark figure you saw. His name is...... Ganon. Yes, Ganon. The very same Ganon from the legends. He was sealed a looooooooooong time ago, but somehow, he escaped. He is now spreading his reign of evil and stuff. If we do not stop him, the world will be engulfed in darkness! Did you get all that?
Link: (Sleeping, then waking up) Huh? Wha? Oh, sure. Whatever.
KoRL: I will guide you! Now, lets set sail to the Great Sea! Oh, but I am getting ahead of myself. You see, this is a bit embarrassing, but, even though I'm a ship who possesses the power to speak, I have no sail. I'm sorry, but we can not continue until we find a sail.
Link: Err, ok....
KoRL: I have brought you far, to the merchant-island of Windfall. Surely one of them has a sail to sell to you!
Link: Ok, sure, why not?
KoRL: Do not feel restricted to buying the sail only. We have a long journey ahead. You'd better get extra supplies!
Link: Okey dokey!
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Part 11:

(Link was searching around the town. He found a door outside of the main busy part of the island.)
Link: Hmm.... That door just screams "Open me".
(So, Link opened the door. Inside he sees a jail cell. A strange man dressed in green is trapped inside. When he sees Link, he goes to the cell door.)
Link: Uhhh.....
Strange man: C-could it be? Sir, are you by chance.... A fairy?
Link: No-
Strange man: Oh splendid! Tingle used his fairy-telepathy, and you came to rescue me!
Link: Who's Tingle?
Strange man: I'm Tingle! And I'm the very reincarnation of a fairy I tell you! But they thought I was a troublemaker, and locked me in here!
Link: (Sarcastically) I wonder why.....
Tingle: Well, Mr. Fairy, can you get me out of here?
Link: Should I let a potentionally dangerous weirdo who believes that he is a fairy out of his jail cell? Eh, why not?
(Link steps on the switch releasing Tingle.)
Tingle: Yay! Thank you Mr. Fairy!
Link: I'm not-
Tingle: Tingle is great at deciphering charts! If you ever need help with charts, Tingle will help you!
Link: Why are we speaking in 3rd person?
Tingle: Oh! I almost forgot! You want to visit Tingle's island don't you?
Link: Not really
Tingle: Here!
(Tingle gives Link a chart showing where his island is.)
Link: Thanks, but
Tingle: I'm off to the land of fairies! Bye!
(Tingle leaves)
Link: ...... Weirdo.

(Later, Link approaches a stall. He sees an Eskimo guy.)
Link: Hey Eskimo dude!
Eskimo Dude: Hello. I come from a faraway land.

[Two hours later]

(Link is sleeping, and the Eskimo is still talking.)
Eskimo Dude: And that’s what happened to my boat. All that’s left is THAT over there.
Link: (Waking up) Huh? What?
Eskimo Dude: Would you like to buy THAT over there? For say.... 80 rupees?
Link: (Still half asleep.) Ok...
(He hands him the rupees. Link gets a sail!!!)
Link: Hey! A sail! Where'd that come from?
Eskimo Dude: You just bought it!
Link: Oh, ok. Bye.
(Link runs off back to the KoRL.)
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Part 12:

(Link approaches KoRL.)
KoRL: Did you get the sail?
Link: Why do you wanna know?
KoRL: Uhh..... Because I told you to get the sail in the first place!
Link: Oh, and you expect me to believe that?
KoRL: Link, we don't have time for this!
Link: Hmm..... Can you keep a secret?
KoRL: Uh.... OK?
Link: Well, I got this sail for this talking-boat-guy, but I'm keeping it for myself! Ha! What a nerd! Stupid Boat-Guy!
KoRL: Link, your an idiot.
Link: How'd you know my name? *gasp* Are you working for Mr. Boat? You'll never get a cent outtalk me!!! NEVER!
KoRL: Why does the fate of the world always fall into the hands of an idiot?
Link: ..... Hey Mr., can you keep a secret?
KoRL: Just..... Give me the sail and get in.
Link: Good idea! I think that crazy green guy is chasing me!
(So, Link sailed of on the KoRL.)
KoRL: Link, the wind is blowing to the east! Set sail for Dragon Roost Isle!
Link: Whatever.

(About 20 min later, they arrive. Link gets off the boat.)
KoRL: Hey! Link!
Link: What?
(KoRL has a white baton in his, uh, mouth?)
KoRL: This is a baton that has the power of the gods. It is called "The Wind Waker".
Link: The Wind Waker eh? That’s pretty catchy.
KoRL: Well, its old, so I'm not sure if it works.
Link: Whatever. Hey, why are we here?
KoRL: I need you to get an item called "Din's Pearl"
Link: What does it look like?
KoRL: It's round, red, and shiny.
Link: Round, red, and shiny. Got it!
(Link left KoRL. He saw large rocks blocking the path.)
Link: Hmm..... There appears to be large rocks blocking the path.... Ooh! A big round flower!
(Link picked up the big round flower. He heard a sizzling noise)
Link:.... That can't be good. I better just randomly throw it.
(He threw it at the rock, and the rock exploded!)
Link: Cool!
(So, Link repeated the process until he got up the path. He then saw the postman.)
Link: Hey postman!
Quill: Ahh! Link! Did you rescue your sister?
Link: ……..
Quill: Oh, I see... Hey! I told the Chief and everyone about you!
Link: Ok. So?
Quill: Well, I'll tell everyone your here!
Link: You do that.
(Quill flew ahead into the cave. Link followed him into the cave.)

Part 13:

(Link enters the cave/building place. Inside, Quill was talking to an important guy.)
Chieftain: Ah, you must be Link. I am the Chieftain.
Link: Chieftain? Why do you need the TAIN? I mean, your not satisfied with "Chief" so you plop a "tain" on it? I mean, c'mon! Chieftain? What, should I change my name to, "Linktain"? It's just kinda stupid.
Chieftain: Shut up. Anyways, we would like to help you, but we have a big problem that needs our attention.
Link: Well, what’s the problem?
(The Chieftain explained that the Sky Spirit, Valoo who lives on top of the mountain, is getting very upset. He also told Link the tradition of when young Rito’s (That’s what their called, right?) journey to Valoo to get a scale so they can obtain their wings. The Chieftain also told Link about his son, Prince Komali, and how he was afraid to get a scale from Valoo. Link was fast asleep when the Chieftain was finished.)
Link: Zzzzzzz........ Huh?
Chieftain: Link, I need you to give a letter from me to my son.
Link; Why don't you do it you lazy bum?
Chieftain: I'm a very busy guy!
Link: Whatever....
Chieftain: A young girl named Medli is holding it for me. She is upstairs I think.
Link: Ok, ok, geez.
(Link walked upstairs. He saw a young girl Rito.)
Medli: Ah! You DO have a hat and clothes that make you look like an elf!
Link: Shut up and give me the stupid letter.
Medli: Well, ok. But I have to warn you about Komali. He hasn't been the same since his grandma died.
(So, Medli explained to Link that Komali's grandmother was The Great Valoo's attendant, and she could speak Valoo's language. She also told him that she was her apprentice and could also speak some of Valoo's language.)
Link: You done?
Medli: Yea. Here.
(She gave him the letter.)
Link: Ok, I'll give it to him right away.
Medli: Umm... Link?
Link: What?
Medli: After your done, can you meet me to the entrance of the volcano?
Link: Sure, I do EVERYTHING around here anyways.
Medli: Good luck!
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Part 14:

(Link went downstairs and into Komali's room. When he went inside, he saw Komali on his bed, holding a shiny red/orange orb.)
Komali: What are you doing here?
(Link was staring at the orb.)
Link: Shiny.....
Komali: Hey, back off! This is mine! Why are you here anyways?
Link: That’s a good question... Why am I here... I forgot. Oh yea!
(Link inhales...)
Link: Haaaaaappy biiiiiiiirthdaaaaaaaaaay to youuuuuu, you live in a caaaaaaave, you look like a Ritoooooooooo, and you are one tooooooo! Wait... That didn't rhyme... Lemme start over. Happy birthday to-
Komali: Its not-
Link: HEY! Don't interrupt me! You should be grateful that you got a song for your birthday! All I got were these clothes.
Komali: It's no-
Link: And this sword... And this shield, and a boat........... A TALKING boat!
Komali: It's not my birthday!
Link: Oh. Right. The letter. Here.
(Link hands over the letter. Komali reads it, and then throws it away.)
Komali: Oh sure. Its easy for my dad to tell me to be brave. Its not like he went through that horrible experience. Its not like HE still needs to get a scale from Valoo.
Link: Say what now? Oh! Hey, can I have that, uh, thing your holding?
Komali: This? Oh, it's called Din's Pearl. It makes me feel brave when I hold it. My Grandmother gave it to me. And no, you can't have it.
Link: Please?
Komali: Tell ya what. If you find a way to calm Valoo down, I'll listen to ANYTHING you say.
Link: Fine! I will!
(Link stormed off. He remembered what Medli said. To meet her at the entrance of the volcano).

Part 15:

(So, Link did that. When he got there, ash was falling everywhere, and the wind was blowing in different directions. There was a small pond with a big huge rock in it. He saw Medli waiting for him.)
Medli: You came!
Link: So, uh, what now?
Medli: I want to get to Valoo to calm him down! I can speak a little bit of his language, so I think I can do this! But, I can't fly up there yet! My wings haven't fully developed. So, I need you to throw me up there!
Link: Ok!
(Link picked Medli, who was surprisingly light, and threw her. She flapped her little wings, but the wind was blowing west, and she hit the wall.)
Medli: Ouch.... Lets... try again.
(So, they tried again. Medli hit the other wall. They tried AGAIN. Medli almost made it, but she hit the wall. They tried one more time. She made it! But, a giant rock fell on her. Medli crawled out from under it.)
Medli: Ok, I made it! I can make it on my own from here!
(She started to leave, then turned around.)
Medli: Link, here!
(She threw him an empty bottle, which hit him on the head.)
Link: Ow.
Medli: Well, I'm off! I'm not exactly bursting with confidence, but....
(She continued on the path. Link new that she wouldn't make it on her own.)
Link: What am I gonna do? She clearly can't make it through herself! What to do..... Well, I have a bottle.... I'm kinda thirsty... I got it!
(Link filled his bottle with the water from the pond. He looked in the bottle. It was all dirty.)
Link: Eww.... Better dump it out.
(He did, and then one of those bomb flowers grew!
Link: Cool!
(He picked it up. Then he remembered that they explode in your face. He threw it at the rock in the middle of the pond, and it exploded. Water filled the area. That rock was plugging up a spring! Link swam across. He got to the other side, and saw a flow of lava. He picked up a bomb flower and threw it at a statue on the side. It fell, creating a stepping stone across. Link finally entered the volcano.)

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Part 16:

(Inside, Link saw a couple of bokoblins with flaming sticks that just so happened to be on fire. Link attacked them, and killed them. He approached the door, and tried to open it, and found that it was locked.)
Link: Hmm.... This may be the most intellectual challenge I have ever faced! A locked door..... I know! I'll wait a couple seconds to see if it'll unlock itself.
(He waited, and it was still locked. He waited s'more. Still locked. He got mad and threw the flaming stick which was still on fire. It did a couple of flips and lit 2 torches on fire, and a treasure chest magically appeared.)
Link: Hmm.... I think I should just ignore the freaky magic box.
(He waited for a long time, and got bored.)
Link: Ok I'm bored I'll open the box.
(He opens the box. He gets a Small Key!)
Link: Huh. This key isn't really that small. Whatever.
(He unlocked the door and went in the next room.)
Link: Huh. For a volcano, I'd expect more lava-
(He realized that this room was filled with lava.)
Link: Oh.

(Link cautiously went through the dungeon, with many monsters! Mostly bats. He fell in lava a lot too. Finally, he reached an outside cliff. A path lead to the top of the mountain. As he climbed, he could see Valoo, in great distress and randomly blowing fire. He got to the shrine, and saw Medli trapped in a cage.)
Link: Yay!
(The door behind him became locked. 2 giant birds carrying Moblins swooped in and dropped them in. The Moblins were fat and ugly, and they carried spears. Link drew his sword. He got a couple of good hits on them, but the Moblins caught on and stared blocking his attacks. A Moblin was about to hit him with a spear, when Link rolled around to the other side of him, and slashed his back, killing him. He preformed a parry attack.)
Link: How'd I do that?
(Link still had the other Moblin to worry about. He slammed his heavy spear at Link and hit him dead on. Link got up, and killed him. After he was dead, Medli's cage unlocked. Link ran up to her.)
Link: You ok?
Medli: Yea..... Here.
(She gave Link a grappling hook.)
Medli: Ritos used those to get around before we developed wings. That’s how I got this far. I'll stay here with Valoo.
(Valoo was still going crazy.)
Medli: You can get out of here over there. Use the grappling hook.
(Link climbed to the spot, and grappled the pole. The rope wrapped around it and he swung across the pit. He continued on the path using the GH. He re-entered the cavern.)

Part 17:

(Link went through the first room easily. He just slashed at the bokoblin and it fell into the lava. Link laughed. Another bokoblin ran up and hit him in the face, and he laughed.)
Link: Oh, no you DIDN'T!
(He stabs him in the head and moves on. He eventually gets back to the large lava-filled room he was in before, but he was on the far ledge. He noticed the door leading onward was sealed. He looked around.)
Link: Hm.... I obviously have to do something stupid and dangerous to open the door.
(He sees a dangling thingy thing.)
Link: Yea.... That figures.
(He swings the grappling hook onto the dangling thingy thing, and swings over the lava. His weight pulls the dangling thingy thing down, and the door opens. He jumps back onto the platform, backwards.)
Link: I got mad skills yo.
(A fire keese flies up and slams him in the face.)
Link: I'M ON FIRE HELP ME!
(He runs in circles into the next room and the flames go away.)
Link: Oww....
(This room was..... you guessed it, lava-filled.)
Link: What’s with all the lava?
(He grapples across the room. In the next room, he sees a large chest surrounded by flames. A flaming centipede comes and attacks Link.)
Link: I don't have time for this! I need to figure out how to get the chest!
Centipede: Oh, is that all? You can have it. Here.
(He walks through the flames and opens the chest for Link. He gives him the key inside.)

LINK GOT THE BOSS KEY!!!!

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Part 18:

Link: Hmm.... This is a big key. But I swear I saw a door with a big lock somewhere.... Oh yea! By Valoo!
(Link backtracked a lot, and got to a room that he was in before. It was filled with lava. Luckily, there was a dangling thingy thing, and he grappled across. He cautiously opened the door. He entered, and the door behind him sealed tight.)

(Link looked around in the room. It was, of course, lava-filled. He saw a weird looking thing dangling. And it wasn't a dangling thingy thing either. It looked like a dragon tail. And I don't mean the show. Link realized that this was the chamber below Valoo! And to make matters worse, a GIANT flaming centipede rose from the lava. It was huuuuuuuuuge! It jumped up and pulled Valoo's tail.)
Link: That must be why Valoo is so pissed off!
(The centipede roared in his face.)
Link: HELP ,A GIANT CENTEPIDE IS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!! I have to beat it.
(Link drew his sword and jumped at him. He fell into the lava and flew upwards.)
Link: OWOWOWOWOWOW! HOT HOT HOT!
(The flames went away.)
Link: That didn't work.
(Link remembered Valoo's tail, and how the centipede grabbed it. Link took out his grappling hook.)
Link: I'm sorry Valoo.
(He grappled onto Valoo's tail. Meanwhile, Valoo felt the pull. He couldn't take it anymore. He pounded on the cround, which was the ceiling where Link was. Link jumped off onto a platform. The whole ceiling where the centipede was, fell, cracking it's armour-like exoskeleton.)
Link: Ha! It worked!
(The centipede pushed the ceiling back up. He faced Link and blew flames in his face. Link dodged it. He waited until he found a gap in the centipede’s attackes and grappled Valoo's tail again. The same thing happened. Link repeated this process again. The centipede’s shell completely fell off.)
Link: Yay! I win-
(The centipede was still alive, and he slammed both of his claws next to Link. He faced his face down, and charged up for a flame attack. Link drew his sword and slashed at it's eye. After a few hits, it moved back up.)
Link: I have to end this!
(He took out the GH, and grabbed it's eye. It brought it's face back by Link, and he slashed at it's eye again. He did that again, and delivered the final blow. It started to blacken, and it exploded! Its eye bounced around, and then that exploded as well.)
Link: Yay!!!!!!
(A glowing heart thing appeared.)
Link: What’s this?
(He picks it up. He feels stronger.)
Link: Weird.
(A swirly teleportation pad appeared. Link walked in it, and warped out.)

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Part 19:

(Link was teleported outside, near where KoRL was. The pleasant breeze blew across his hair.)
Link: Ah.... so nice.
(Medli and Komali run up to Link)
Link: Oh no! This isn't another shake-down is it?
Medli: Link, you did it! Valoo is back to normal.
Link: Well, yes I am very awesome.
Valoo: <ancient language>
Medli: Hmm... Valoo calls you a hero, Link!
Link: Yea, I know.
Valoo: <ancient language>
Medli: "Use the power of the wind.." Huh. I wonder if he means the Wind Shrine out back?
Komali: Link.... I.... I want to thank you. I think I have the courage to visit Valoo and get my wings! Here, I don't need this anymore!

Link got DIN'S PEARL!!!

Komali: Next time you see me, I'll have the biggest and bestest wings ever!
(He runs off.)
Medli: Oh, Komali, wait! Dang it! Well Link, I'll see you later. Bye!
Link: Bye.
(She runs after Komali.)
Link: Well, better go talk to my boat.
(He runs over to KoRL.)
KoRL: Ah, I see you got the pearl! Great. Our next destination is to the south! Unfortunately the wind isn't blowing in that direction.
Link: Why, is it stupid?
KoRL: Shut up Link.
Link: Why do you have to be so mean to me
(He runs off crying. He runs to the other shore, starts swimming, and reaches the wind shrine.)
Link: Hm... What do we have here?
(He sees two slabs. One has some strange designs, instructions more like. The other one was half destroyed.)
Link: This place seems weird. I wonder what those instructions are for?
(He pulls out his Wind Waker. Suddenly, he is in a conducting pose.)
Link: Of course! The Wind Waker!
(He looked at the slab. ^ < >. He conducted. ^ < >. The wind blew to the west. Suddenly, a frog-in-a-cloud flew up to him.)
: Nice breeze eh?
Link: Woa!
: So, your the new Wind Waker, eh?
Link: Who are you, and are you Canadian?
Zephos: I am Zephos, the God of Winds. And no, I'm not Canadian.
Link: Woa! Sorry Mr. Wind Guy.
Zephos: That song you just learned there allows you to control the direction of the wind.
Link: Awesome!
Zephos: Well, wind can be a good thing, or it can be a very bad thing. If you want an example of it being a bad thing, just take a look here. My brother Cyclos got all angry cause his slab thing was destroyed, so he goes around creating cyclones to cause trouble. So, if you see him, give him a good talking to, oh, hohoho!
(He flies off.)

Part 20:

(Link is holding the Wind Waker in his hands. He is still amazed at what had just happened.)
Link: Wow.... The power of the gods in my hand. I have been given a great responsibility. Hmm.... What now?

----5 minutes later----

(Link is running around in circles swinging the Wind Waker randomly causing the wind to blow in many different directions.)
Link: This is fun this is fun this is fun this is fun this is fun.... Ok, I'm bored.
KoRL: You done yet?
Link: Augh! When'd you get here?
KoRL: Ever since you ran over screaming swinging the Wind Waker impromptly.
Link: What’s impromptly mean?
KoRL: It means get in the freaking boat and lets set sail.
Link: Fine... We'll continue your little "adventure" thing. Lets go.
(They sail to the south. It takes them until nightfall to reach their destination: Forest Haven.)
KoRL: Here we are, the Forest Haven!
Link: So, what now?
KoRL: Inside, a great tree, the Deku Tree lives. Ask him for a thing called Farore's Pearl.
Link: What’s with all the pearls?
KoRL: We just need them ok?
Link: Ok, geez!
(Link hops off KoRL onto the shore.)
KoRL: Good luck!
Link: Yea, sure.
(Link turned and faced his next challenge.)

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Part 21:

(Link ran up a bit up the path, and ran into a giant ...... flower thing. It had teeth an was snapping at him with its..... mouth?)
Link: Woa, your kinda freaky looking.
(He slashes at it a couple of times and its knocked around like a punching bag. It eventually sticks it's head straight up in the air, and Link cuts its head off.)
Link: Ha! I cut your head off!
(He runs up more. He reaches a large gap, and crosses it via grappling hook. On the other side, an Octorok is spitting rocks at him.)
Link: Ow! Hey, don't do that!
(The Octorok spits another rock. Link uses his shield to deflect it back, and it nails him in the face.)
Link: Haha! You got hit in the face with a rock!
(He hops across the river on stepping stones and reaches the top of the river, and enters the Forest Haven.)

(Link walks up the river, which is only a few feet deep, and goes up to the front of the giant tree in the middle of the area. There is a face on it and it appears to be sleeping. Suddenly, small green and red globs appear on it's face. The tree wakes up and starts yelling.)
Link: !!! That tree is gonna hurt those cute lil' globs!
(Link rolled into the tree and the force of the hit knocked the Chuchus off his face. The started jumping after Link.)
Link: Hey! Why are you attacking me? I just saved your life! Oh, screw this!
(Link wildly slashes at the Chuchus until there’s nothing but piles of goo everywhere.)
Link: Ha!
(Suddenly, the lily pad he's standing on lifts up until he is eye level with the tree.)
Link: Wha?

Part 22:

Deku Tree: (Hylian Gibberish)
Link: Whatchatalkin bout Mr. TreeMan?
Deku Tree: Oh, I'm sorry. Your clothes reminded me of the ancient language.
Link: Good for you, and who are you?
Deku Tree: I am the Deku Tree!
Link: O RLY?
DT: Don't even start with me. I am the guardian of this island, I protect the Koroks.
Link: The Whatoks?
DT: Come, children of the forest!
(Link is surprised to see a dozen or so weird tree people poke their leaf faces out from the Deku Tree's massive branches. They floated down on leaf-copter things. They all muttered things about this mysterious new person in the cavern.)
Link: Yea.... That’s great and all, but I need something called Farore's Pearl.
DT: Ah, yes. We need that for our annual ceremony tonight, but you can have it after we're done.
(Just then, a Korokcame flying into the room)
Kook: Deku Tree, DEKU TREE!
DT: What is it? And where's Makar?
Korok: M-Makar fell into the Forbidden Forest!
DT: What?
Korok: H-He flew too close, and he ran out of energy and fell!!!
DT: Oh no! We can't perform the ceremony without Makar!
Link: And I can't get that pearl thingy without the ceremony being preformed!
DT: Ah, Link! You can go save Makar!
Link: Hey! Hey! I am DONE with places with Forribidon, Forsaken or Cavern, or anything dungeony sounding in the name!
Korok: You have to save Makar, Mr. Knight!
Link: ....Fine, but only because you called me a knight. That name suits me.
Korok: Ah.... But you can't fly.
Link: Yea.... I learned that after jumping off a cliff... twice... times two...... plus fifty.... square rooted by 12..... to the 17th power....
DT: I have a solution! Hrgh......
(At the top of the Deku Tree's tall, TALL head, a giant magical leaf popped up.)
DT: Can you climb to my crown and retrieve that leaf? It will help you glide through the air.
Link: I'm kinda scared of heights.... especially after jumping off a cliff... twice... times two...... plus fifty.... square rooted by 12..... to the 17th power....

Part 23:

Link: Whauaauauauagh!!!
(Link had just been fired out of a Baba Bud. It was a giant flower bud that would shoot you up into the air. Link landed into another one, which was taller, at the top of a long stem, and was launched up until he reached the top of this one tree.)
Link: Whoooo. Dang. Is it over.
Korok: No Mr. Knight, you have to grapple up to the next one.
Link: I'm not going up there again!
Deku Tree: Yes you are!
Link: Nuh-uh!
DT: Yah-huh!
Link: Nuh-uh!
DT: Yah-huh!
Link :Nuh-UH!!!!
DT: Yah-HUH!!!!
(Link knew he was defeated, and he grappled up to the next Baba Bud. He was launched into another, then another, then another, then another, and he landed on the branch with the Deku Leaf on it.)
Link: How's a leaf gonna help me?
DT: It's a magical leaf, you can glide with it, and blow air at enemies.
Link: Oh, wow. AIR. What's that gonna do?!?!?
DT: Did I mention you can glide with it?
Link: Yes-Wait! I can glide?!?!? Which is almost flying?!?!? Cooooooooool!
(Link jumped off the branch, randomly flapping the leaf in his hand. He fell.)

(After a couple of hours trying, Link finally got to the top again, and knew what to do. He jumped off, and he opened the leaf up like a parachute, and glided to the ledge that led to the Forbidden Woods. Link was outside again, high on a cliff.)
Link: Great. MORE heights.
Korok: Link! The Forbidden Woods are over there!
Link: No problem.
(He jumped off, and started to glide. There were a few things wrong. The wind was blowing to a different direction, and Link went off course. Then, the leaf withered, and he fell. He reawakened out on ledge he jumped off from.)
Link: What happened?
Korok: You fell.
Link: Well, duh! I knew that!
Korok: Your Deku Leaf ran out of magic. Here, have some more.
(He gave Link a bottle filled with magic. He sprinkled it on the leaf, and it regained it's original.... leafiness.)
Korok: Also, the wind is blowing in a different direction.
Link: I can fix that.
(Link cleared his throat.)
Link: HEY YOU! WIND! BLOW IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!
Wind: Well, ok.
(The wind blew in a different direction, but it blew to a little mass of land to the left.)
Link: Wind Why'd you blow over there?
Wind: You'd run out of magic. You need to stop there to refill.
Link: w/e
(He glided over to the little island, and another Korok gave him magic.)
Korok: The entrance to the Forbidden Woods is way up high. You'll need to use that whirlwind there to get high enough.
Link: Yea, ok. HEY WIND! MOVE AGAIN!
Wind: Nah, I don't wanna.
Link: What?!??
Wind: I'm too tired. Wake me.
(Link remembered the Wind Waker.)
Link: Oh yea! The Wind Stick.
*^<>*
(Link conducted the wind towards the Forbidden Woods. He jumped off, used the Deku Leaf to catch the updraft of the whirlwind and get high enough. He cruised to the entrance, but as he was starting to land, little flying thingys attacked him. Link bumped the leaf upward, and knocked them back. He landed, and cautiously entered.)

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Part :24

(Link was cautiously walking into the Forribbiden Woods, cautously, while being very cautious. He started to walk up to the door to the next room, but vines were covering it, and a big flower was on it, holding the vines together.)
Link: Excuse me, flower-thingy on the door, can you open the door?
Flower-Thingy on the Door: NO!!!!
Link: Geez! You didn't have to be so rude!
FT on the Door: Oh, I'm sorry. You feeling ok?
Link: Kinda...
(Link threw a giant acorn at the flower, and killed it)
Link: I feel better now!
(He walked into the next room. It was covered with Baka Bubs, scattered around the room.)
Link: Man! More of these stupid things!
(Link gathered enough courage to jump into one of them, and when he was launched out, he couldn't reach the nect one. He fell. He tried again, but this time, he used the Deku Leaf to glide to the next one. When he got to the next one, he entered the next room. In the next room, was a platform that carried people to the other side. Link jumped on the platform.)
Link: Ok...... MOVE! .....PULL!!! Um.... CARRY!!! This isn't working.
(In rage, Link pulled out the Deku Leaf and waved it around randomly, shooting tuffs of air randomly. A few of them hit a wind propellor, and the platform moved.)
Link: Ohh...k.
(Link went through the next room, and when he got to the door, another Flower-on-door-thingly was blocking it.)
Link: Another one
(He threw another giant acorn at it.)
Link: Those things are annoying!

(Link continued through most of the rest of the dungeon with ease. He entered a room, and the door closed behind him.)
Link: Thats a bad sign.
(Then, a giant Flying Mothula swooped down, and attacked. Link drew his sword, and ran around in circles.)
Link: AAaaaaAAAaaauuuUUUuuaauaaaUUAgh!!!!!
(Link stopped, and swung his sword randomly at the Mothula. It dodged most of the hits, but a few hit, and oned of its wings fell. It could still fly, but it was pretty pissed off at Link.)
Link: Hmm... you look pretty pissed off at me.
Mothula: O BLARGGAG?!
Link: Yea.... Is it cuz I cut your wing off? I'm sorry.
Mothula: Really
Link: Nope.
(Link cut off another wing off. It was REALLY angry now. It shot out little Morphs (Mothula larvae) and they hopped towards Link. He slashed at them ferociously, and half of them died. The Mothula swooped down againd, and Link slashed the third wing off.)
Link: Geez, whats up with you bosses? You do the same fatal move over and over again, and you just end up getting hurt.
Mothula: Yea, we're pretty stupid.
(It swooped down again, and Link cut off the last wing. It was now a wingless Mothula, but the battle wasn't over yet. It scurried across the room, spewing out Morphs. Link was slashing at it, and it still was attacking.)
Link: Die you stupid bug!!!
Mothula: Well.... ok.
(The Mothula fell on its back, and rotted down to ashes.)
Link: Wow... that was easy.
(A small door opened, and a chest was there. And Link went over and opened the chest.)
Link: No I didn't.
Me: Yes you did! I say you did!
Link: I don't wanna!
Me: I control your very existence! I can do anything to you!
Link: Nope.
Me: Grr.... thats it!
(Just then, 4 dozen red Darknuts came in the room-)
Link: Ok, ok, I'll open the chest!
(So the Darknuts asploded, and Link opened the chest and got the boomerang.)
Link: Aww... just a stick.
(He threw it.)
Link: Now... how do I open this door?
(Thw boomerang soared back, hit some crystals that were on top of pillars, and nailed Link in the back of the head.)
Link: Oooo.... My hea- The door! It opened!
(He exit-a-tized)