Will you press the button?

**psimaster** · 09-30-2014, 11:13 PM

Making this because of this website I found, so I thought, "why not make an RU thread out of this?" So, to understand how this works, you should go a few rounds on the site here: http://willyoupressthebutton.com/
Now, who shall make the first button?

**Slime Slayer** · 09-30-2014, 11:15 PM

There is a button, this button would eliminate Microsoft from the the industry, but it will also force Nintendo to go 3rd party. Do you press the button?

**psimaster** · 09-30-2014, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stevencassidy13

There is a button, this button would eliminate Microsoft from the the industry, but it will also force Nintendo to go 3rd party. Do you press the button?

No. Eliminating Microsoft would eliminate PC gaming. I shall not press the button.

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Pressing this button will release Half Life 3, but then valve will be bought by Activision.
Do you wish to press this button, yes or no?

**samejamesbond** · 09-30-2014, 11:27 PM

I'd push cause the Valve staff could just leave to make another company.

Pressing this button will give you the ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice but you will never be able to speak in another language (other than your first language). Ever.

(I'm like this when it comes to the Portuguese language anyway)

**psimaster** · 09-30-2014, 11:32 PM

Tough decision......yes, because games.
This button will release Pyschonauts 2, but will then cancel Half-Life 3.
Do you press it?

**ZedIsDead** · 09-30-2014, 11:35 PM

Yes, I'd prefer Psychonauts 2 to Half-Life 3. Half-Life is so overrated.

**psimaster** · 09-30-2014, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZedIsDead

Yes, I'd prefer Psychonauts 2 to Half-Life 3. Half-Life is so overrated.

You must now make the new button.
Do you wish to continue, yes or no?

**ZedIsDead** · 09-30-2014, 11:42 PM

I know, I needed a chance to think for a second.

This button will cause brand new licensed games to be released for the NES, but all of them will be ports of mobile games like Plants vs. Zombies. Do you press it?

**psimaster** · 09-30-2014, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ZedIsDead

I know, I needed a chance to think for a second.

This button will cause brand new licensed games to be released for the NES, but all of them will be ports of mobile games like Plants vs. Zombies. Do you press it?

I shall press it.
This button shall make Duke Nukem Forever what it was promised to be, but Jontron will have never existed. Do you press this button, yes or no?

**DrunkN** · 10-01-2014, 12:34 AM

I am not a fan of Jon, but I wouldn't obliterate the guy over some tacky shooter.

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Yes, I'd prefer Psychonauts 2 to Half-Life 3. Half-Life is so overrated.

Yeah but Double Fine has seen better days imo. I don't think they could pull it off anymore.

If you push the button you get to make the game of your dreams, but you rob some other developer from making theirs. Push?

**Slime Slayer** · 10-01-2014, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DrunkN

I am not a fan of Jon, but I wouldn't obliterate the guy over some tacky shooter.

Yeah but Double Fine has seen better days imo. I don't think they could pull it off anymore.

If you push the button you get to make the game of your dreams, but you rob some other developer from making theirs. Push?

Wow, you are really diggin for the pure of heart here arnt you? Of course i press the button.

Big Macs are only 1 cent, but Big Macs are only 1 cent, do you press the button?

**Mareeps** · 10-01-2014, 08:38 AM

No, McDonalds isn't very good anyways.

You can live forever but you can't use the internet ever again. Press it?

**Tails** · 10-01-2014, 11:15 AM

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfj0sRiEqx4]What does this button do - YouTube[/ame]

**CrispyChicken** · 10-01-2014, 12:51 PM

http://imgur.com/uEbEGzq

LMAO! This one is so evil.

**psimaster** · 10-01-2014, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CrispyChicken

imgur: the simple image sharer

LMAO! This one is so evil.

*starts exhaling nonstop*

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I'm surprised nobody put up that Ren and Stimpy clip yet.

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And no, brawl, I will not press that button.

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This button will give you and two friends telekinetic powers, but one of you goes insane. Do you wish to press the button, yes or no?

**Mareeps** · 10-01-2014, 04:42 PM

Nah, it's too risky, 1/3rd chance I'll get screwed over.

Every time you play the lottery you'll at least make your money back, but every time you win more than you paid you get kicked in the crotch really hard. Do you press it?

**psimaster** · 10-01-2014, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mareeps

Nah, it's too risky, 1/3rd chance I'll get screwed over.

Every time you play the lottery you'll at least make your money back, but every time you win more than you paid you get kicked in the crotch really hard. Do you press it?

I want to keep my balls, no thanks.
This button shall make you a part of Vinesauce, but you will have to play through Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne on hard mode and get the true demon ending For your first stream. Do you wish to press this button, yes or no?

**Kugyince** · 10-01-2014, 08:30 PM

No, to hell with vinesauce.

The button grants you one million dollars but takes off a year of your life. To push or not to push?

**Wolf** · 10-01-2014, 08:36 PM

push it i am dead inside already lol

the button give you spice and wolf 3 but you can't play dating sims anymore

**psimaster** · 10-02-2014, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kugyince

No, to hell with vinesauce.

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And sure, I don't even play dating sims jeez
This button will give you every item in TF2, but a random kid gets kicked really hard in the balls for every item there is. Do you wish to press this button, yes or no?

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So is this thread dead now or what

**Wolf** · 10-02-2014, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolf

push it i am dead inside already lol

the button give you spice and wolf 3 but you can't play dating sims anymore

I was trying to bait tenser with this one lol it failed

**Kugyince** · 10-02-2014, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by psimaster

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And sure, I don't even play dating sims jeez
This button will give you every item in TF2, but a random kid gets kicked really hard in the balls for every item there is. Do you wish to press this button, yes or no?

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So is this thread dead now or what

I press the button. I don't play TF2, I just want to know random kids are getting kicked in the balls on my account.

We can now have cat girls but they're all traps. Do you press the button?

**Wolf** · 10-02-2014, 07:31 PM

yeah i push the button cause one day we will have cat girls that are not traps lol

You get to be in a relationship with one fictional character of your choice but Your family believes you to be perverted and insane for choosing a fictional character instead of a "real" person

**Kugyince** · 10-02-2014, 07:37 PM

Duh. Push the button.

**Mareeps** · 10-02-2014, 10:00 PM

That feel when no button to press.