Ask Mask.

**Demon-Mask** · 05-22-2010, 05:42 PM

I am offering free range to ask me anything, and I will answer. Your question may be answered via Private Message if I so choose.

So what do you want to know?

**RU Joe** · 05-22-2010, 07:07 PM

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Is this the computer that runs RU?

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**samejamesbond** · 05-22-2010, 07:46 PM

Joe I can answer you first question for you:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPYLRxy3iLI]YouTube - Tootsie Pop Over 9000[/ame]

But I have a question too:

**jim5cents** · 05-22-2010, 08:15 PM

@joeg...thats my wife.

@demonmask

I want to know how long you can hold your breath until you pass out? Feel free to post a video demonstrating for the RU audience.

**DrunkN** · 05-22-2010, 08:44 PM

Demon mask, do you have a sister?

**oasis** · 05-22-2010, 09:01 PM

What would happen if you did the quantum physics double slit light test underwater?

light slows in water so would it still have the same effect as in an air test?

**Dudebro** · 05-23-2010, 12:59 AM

I got a tough one for ya, do I get on your nerves? No PMs you have to do it here, that's the hard part

Don't worry I won't be bothered by whatever you say.

**oasis** · 05-23-2010, 01:17 AM

you don't get on my nerves DB

**Dudebro** · 05-23-2010, 01:55 AM

I have before though. I remember a couple times where you got offended by what I said to you.

**Demon-Mask** · 05-23-2010, 03:06 AM

jim: I can hold my breath for around three minutes.
DN: I have no sister, but two brothers.
Oasis: the results of the quantam physics slit test would differ due to the fact that light slows down in water.
DB: you don't get on my nerves.

**JKool** · 05-23-2010, 11:20 AM

How old are your brothers?

**Kugyince** · 05-23-2010, 11:45 AM

Do you have any hot sisters?

When's the last time you've known the touch of a man?

**Demon-Mask** · 05-23-2010, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yasly

How old are your brothers?

The older is 22.
The younger is 14.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenser

Do you have any hot sisters?

Nope, and even if I did, I wouldn't know it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenser

When's the last time you've known the touch of a man?

Never, unless you count...

**Tails** · 05-23-2010, 04:10 PM

DM, why aren't you on MSN a lot?

**Demon-Mask** · 05-23-2010, 04:11 PM

I don't really know, I guess I never think to log in.

**jim5cents** · 05-23-2010, 06:22 PM

Quote:

jim: I can hold my breath for around three minutes.

until you pass out?

**samejamesbond** · 05-23-2010, 06:55 PM

Demon-Mask, why did you start this thread?

**Dudebro** · 05-23-2010, 08:09 PM

I bet it was either for attention or out of boredom.

**Mareeps** · 05-23-2010, 08:30 PM

Why does the stewardess explain how to use a seatbelt in an airplane?

**samejamesbond** · 05-23-2010, 08:40 PM

Because it's the law.

**joz** · 05-24-2010, 10:32 AM

Would you like to buy my banana hammock?

**Demon-Mask** · 05-27-2010, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Demon-Mask, why did you start this thread?

I was very bored, and figured it'd be interesting what people wanted to know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

Why does the stewardess explain how to use a seatbelt in an airplane?

Because it annoys you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jozman3000

Would you like to buy my banana hammock?

I would, but I have no money and don't know where you live.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jim5cents

until you pass out?

Until I feel like I'm going to burst, I couldn't measure how long it would take to pass out because I'd be unconscious.

**joz** · 05-27-2010, 07:50 PM

Am I the meanest?! Am I the baddest!? Am I the prettiest? Who am I?!

**jim5cents** · 05-27-2010, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Am I the meanest?! Am I the baddest!? Am I the prettiest? Who am I?!

Muhammad Ali

**Slime Slayer** · 05-27-2010, 09:10 PM

Is there anyone one the site that irritates you? Could you be specific?