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Re: Bad words
I suffer a strange affliction when it comes to swearing:
I have been the foreman of some 'interesting' characters at work, and in that scenario it tends to smooth things over if I speak
'in the vernacular of the peasantry' - The Wizard of Oz.
I can 'cuss up a storm' in the manner you guys describe above, (and at times people have asked me to tone it down) but when it comes time for
someone else
to be swearing in my presence, my feathers get
all ruffled.
Why the hell is that?
My personal favorites:
1. Bwahh- FWOK!
2. Shit, and fucking rotten jesus! (my mom's creation actually. Thanks, mom!)
3. Those bastard sons-of-bitches!
4. Goddamsonofabitch! (said with a Ukraine accent)
and as an expression of exasperation over something:
Aww, for FUCK's SAKES!
and I also wanted to add:
GODDAMMIT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
(that's right - do NOT pass go, GO DIRECTLY TO HELL and you can forget the $200, to be sure)
Last edited by RU Joe; 11-28-2009 at 10:08 PM..
Reason: I had to add one more, just one.
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