Here is the
REAL difference between (US) football and soccer:
In (US) football, the players are
constantly touching each others' butts.
Looks like the guy in behind #'s 92 and 4 wants to cop a feel, too.
(
latent homosexuality, anyone? we know all about those big 'bear' types, and have a pretty good idea what takes place in the shower room)
Same goes for Canadian teams, which are made up of mostly Americans anyways.
(what's up with that- shouldn't they be Canadian 'bears'?)
In soccer (AKA
proper football to the rest of the world) they don't grab butts, since all the excitement they need is the action on the playfield!
GOAL!