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**jim5cents** · 06-12-2009, 10:12 AM

2nd Book of Bible of the Church of Dudebro - Migration

The voyage had be long and perilous, leaving the tropic climate of southern mexico some 3 months before, the duck king, graybill, was leading his flock to the feeding grounds in northern canada. sensing that the flock was weak and in need of rest, graybill decided to land, but upon landing, graybill realized instant danger. the flock had landed in a field where a group of hippies were playing ultimate frisbee. graybill knew the end was near when he suddenly heard a mighty roar. the hippies cleared and graybill looked and saw the mortal man. his beard was majestic and the loaf of bread he held looked delicious. the man feed the bread to graybill and his flock and graybill asked the man for his man, "Dudebro", the man replied. graybill said onto Dudebro "you are my favorite among mortal men, i task you to pass down my word to the masses so they may learn the rule of the ducks and all of my avian cousins" Dudebro accepted the duck commandments. Before leaving, graybill called out to Dudebro, "Dudebro my son, beware of those that claim to pass the SEED of the avians, they are false prophets and will doom us all" With that, graybill and his flock rose to the sky, to continue with their migration.

06-12-2009, 10:12 AM	#48
Donor Donor 2,621 posts View Stats	jim5cents Re: The Church of Dudebro 2nd Book of Bible of the Church of Dudebro - Migration The voyage had be long and perilous, leaving the tropic climate of southern mexico some 3 months before, the duck king, graybill, was leading his flock to the feeding grounds in northern canada. sensing that the flock was weak and in need of rest, graybill decided to land, but upon landing, graybill realized instant danger. the flock had landed in a field where a group of hippies were playing ultimate frisbee. graybill knew the end was near when he suddenly heard a mighty roar. the hippies cleared and graybill looked and saw the mortal man. his beard was majestic and the loaf of bread he held looked delicious. the man feed the bread to graybill and his flock and graybill asked the man for his man, "Dudebro", the man replied. graybill said onto Dudebro "you are my favorite among mortal men, i task you to pass down my word to the masses so they may learn the rule of the ducks and all of my avian cousins" Dudebro accepted the duck commandments. Before leaving, graybill called out to Dudebro, "Dudebro my son, beware of those that claim to pass the SEED of the avians, they are false prophets and will doom us all" With that, graybill and his flock rose to the sky, to continue with their migration.