[wanman]

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Part 16:

(Inside, Link saw a couple of bokoblins with flaming sticks that just so happened to be on fire. Link attacked them, and killed them. He approached the door, and tried to open it, and found that it was locked.)
Link: Hmm.... This may be the most intellectual challenge I have ever faced! A locked door..... I know! I'll wait a couple seconds to see if it'll unlock itself.
(He waited, and it was still locked. He waited s'more. Still locked. He got mad and threw the flaming stick which was still on fire. It did a couple of flips and lit 2 torches on fire, and a treasure chest magically appeared.)
Link: Hmm.... I think I should just ignore the freaky magic box.
(He waited for a long time, and got bored.)
Link: Ok I'm bored I'll open the box.
(He opens the box. He gets a Small Key!)
Link: Huh. This key isn't really that small. Whatever.
(He unlocked the door and went in the next room.)
Link: Huh. For a volcano, I'd expect more lava-
(He realized that this room was filled with lava.)
Link: Oh.

(Link cautiously went through the dungeon, with many monsters! Mostly bats. He fell in lava a lot too. Finally, he reached an outside cliff. A path lead to the top of the mountain. As he climbed, he could see Valoo, in great distress and randomly blowing fire. He got to the shrine, and saw Medli trapped in a cage.)
Link: Yay!
(The door behind him became locked. 2 giant birds carrying Moblins swooped in and dropped them in. The Moblins were fat and ugly, and they carried spears. Link drew his sword. He got a couple of good hits on them, but the Moblins caught on and stared blocking his attacks. A Moblin was about to hit him with a spear, when Link rolled around to the other side of him, and slashed his back, killing him. He preformed a parry attack.)
Link: How'd I do that?
(Link still had the other Moblin to worry about. He slammed his heavy spear at Link and hit him dead on. Link got up, and killed him. After he was dead, Medli's cage unlocked. Link ran up to her.)
Link: You ok?
Medli: Yea..... Here.
(She gave Link a grappling hook.)
Medli: Ritos used those to get around before we developed wings. That’s how I got this far. I'll stay here with Valoo.
(Valoo was still going crazy.)
Medli: You can get out of here over there. Use the grappling hook.
(Link climbed to the spot, and grappled the pole. The rope wrapped around it and he swung across the pit. He continued on the path using the GH. He re-entered the cavern.)

Part 17:

(Link went through the first room easily. He just slashed at the bokoblin and it fell into the lava. Link laughed. Another bokoblin ran up and hit him in the face, and he laughed.)
Link: Oh, no you DIDN'T!
(He stabs him in the head and moves on. He eventually gets back to the large lava-filled room he was in before, but he was on the far ledge. He noticed the door leading onward was sealed. He looked around.)
Link: Hm.... I obviously have to do something stupid and dangerous to open the door.
(He sees a dangling thingy thing.)
Link: Yea.... That figures.
(He swings the grappling hook onto the dangling thingy thing, and swings over the lava. His weight pulls the dangling thingy thing down, and the door opens. He jumps back onto the platform, backwards.)
Link: I got mad skills yo.
(A fire keese flies up and slams him in the face.)
Link: I'M ON FIRE HELP ME!
(He runs in circles into the next room and the flames go away.)
Link: Oww....
(This room was..... you guessed it, lava-filled.)
Link: What’s with all the lava?
(He grapples across the room. In the next room, he sees a large chest surrounded by flames. A flaming centipede comes and attacks Link.)
Link: I don't have time for this! I need to figure out how to get the chest!
Centipede: Oh, is that all? You can have it. Here.
(He walks through the flames and opens the chest for Link. He gives him the key inside.)

LINK GOT THE BOSS KEY!!!!