Inside we have a "Zanzibar Gem" which is supposed to "thrive on neglect". It is dying.
Outside we have some huge aloe vera which is flowering, some San Pedro cactus (legal in Australia for ornamental purposes, but hey it's gotta be trimmed sometime
), a mandarin tree which is bearing fruit right now, and some other stuff.
Low maintenance succulents, and fruit trees for the win I reckon.