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Old 11-05-2012, 12:28 AM   #10
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Re: No Shave November

For goodness sake, DB, you have to accept the beard thing as the admiration it is; it's your totem, your seal of quality, your thing that people know you best by.
Learn to accept the comments about it in a positive light, please.

I know it's been years that this has been going on, but hey, maybe if it keeps up you'll become an internet 'meme' = by the way, I had no idea what No Shave November is, so I looked it up and found this on 'Urban Dictionary'

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To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.


And I said: 'Ah, I see.'
Then it went on to say:

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This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well.
The pussies will cave within the first week and shave.
The candidates will go the whole month without shaving.
But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.


I thought:
When your wife/ girlfriend/ significant mutant reads this, you're going to 'get it' all right, pal - like BANG - ZOOM, to the moon!

And it goes on:

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Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.


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Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!


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Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.


That last one really cracked me up.

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The sudden realization you'd been doing something wrong without knowing it, then hoping it's not too late to fix it.