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Originally Posted by pacwhiz
So you, what, just rub up against anyone in the vicinity?
Or do you wildly shake it all about like a ninja on crack until it feels right?
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I have a variety of techniques which I can perform in order to get the job done. Like Steven, I've used "The Step" and an alternate versions that I will call the "Sasquatch Step" and the "side step". Another move is the Michael Jackson. This one doesn't work too well at the mall for some reason though. But really, the most important tool is knowning where people are and finding a blind spot to be able to adjust your junk properly. Unless you don't care in which case I'll simply adjust it like a baseball player and spit.