[sezthemank]

I blame flys.

I think flys have been sent by the aliens.

Flys are little tiny mobile cameras, just flying around, getting inside peoples houses,work places ect, monitering us with their little cameras.

I belive Flys land on our food and surfaces, not only to spread nastyness but to take samples of our food and building materials and ZAP them into space for the space fellas to study.

Flys in your living room? they are studying you, Recording your conversations to study language and human behavour. Sick of flys flying in your face? Ibet you are, they are doing an Iris scan on ya.

Yeah I dont like flys