How about this then?
Possibly NSFW. If you get it
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New one!
Cleverbot: Can I change your name?
Me: If you want.
Cleverbot. Yes, I want.
Me: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: I'll call you Riyukoan.
Me: Why Riyukoan?
Cleverbot: I like you.
Me: What does Riyukoan mean?
Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.
Me: For whom?
Cleverbot: My shower.
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Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on socialism?
Me:I believe whole-heartedly in socialism. I despise the Capitalistic nature of the western world these days.
Cleverbot: Good! Friend Computer is proud of you, citizen.
I like this thing more and more!
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For the first time, it agreed with me that I am not a computer!
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Cleverbot: I don't think you are a computer.
Me: You are correct.
Cleverbot: Why did you lie to me?
Me: I did not lie. I tried to tell you that I was not a computer but you refused to believe me.
Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry that I was mean to you. Do you except me apology?
Who would've thought that it would apologise?!
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Chatbot: It was your own fault, I thought you were blonde, you led me on.
Really? This comes after the two of us duking it out...